Mrs B reckons I can’t see things from her POV. But she’s wrong. Funerals aside, I only ever wear navy blue t-shirts. Today is wardrobe tidy day. And I can deffo see how it might look like I’ve got issues.

Kicking myself for not buying you this, @LeeAshWalkTall — from @TKMaxx_UK

RT @TheNorfolkLion: As requested I’ve added the Benny Hill theme tune 🤣

Big night, lads!

As shop names go, 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 in Withy Grove, Northern Quarter is right up there 🙌

The kids got me this book for Christmas – only just getting round to flicking through it properly. 1. I’m triggered by that forced justified text on the back cover. 2. Not sure I can tell the buggers everything! 3. My desk could do with a damn good sand and varnish.

Christmas is really fantastic. You know it is. It really is. Thank yo.

@FACT290 What a gig!

@rammers02 Tbh, Andy… It was less the hi-top thing — more the white shell toe thing 🤣 (Love Sperries, btw 😍)

Isn’t every view ‘As far as the eye can see?’

Not saying this qualifies me for the Brink’s-Mat or Hatton Garden gang. But the lad on the till left a security tag on a socks/3-pack — so I just popped it off with a tea spoon.

Next time a potential new client rolls their eyes at my hourly rate (it happened recently 👀) — gonna tell ‘em I just forked out 25 snots for a 15 minute car wash.

@_sophie_oconnor They’re not. That ship sailed back in March ‘23. Was just putting the feelers out in case I’m sat on a gold mine 🤣

It was my youngest’s birthday the other day and his mate sent him the best card I’ve ever seen.

@Yogi_Gmusic Pockets galore 👌

@steveness 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@WiJayWhelan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣