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#SFGiants | #FTTB | #DubNation | #ManchesterCity - 23/24 Premier League Champions | #GoAztecs Class of 2003

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1 year
Starting an updated #PerfectAlbum list with zero help from online lists and would love any and all suggestions. No greatest hits or best of, just perfect albums that require zero skips. Here's my start. @TheCure @Oasis @MsLaurynHill @PinkFloyd
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The idiots when they finally realize that E-40 inspired every single one of their favorite rappers.
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2 years
I'd like to apologize to the fans of the other 29 teams in major league baseball because their play-by-play men don't have the best goddamn walk-off HR call in the game. #SFGiants
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2 years
This is the first time I've ever been ashamed and embarrassed to be a #SFGiants fan. I have absolutely no idea what to do with myself right now.
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It is pretty remarkable that the #SFGiants are 11 games over .500, and have a 3 game lead in the NL Wild Card, while not having a single player in the top-50 in WAR according to FanGraphs. Add just one star-level player to this roster and they're probably in 1st place.
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Into the Spider-Verse for #PSHHappyHour . @OriginalFunko
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@jemelehill No, unless you really like your towels getting wrapped up inside of your fitted sheets and then not getting dry when they do the same in the dryer.
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Matos and Luciano showing up at #SFGiants camp.
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@howdthegiantsdo
did the giants win today?
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Alex Pavlovic (on the Giants Talk podcast) said: • Luis Matos “definitely bulked up” • Marco Luciano “looks like Fred Warner” It’s so over for the league. @PavlovicNBCS @cmkuiper
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I have no idea how @thecure are this good at this point, but my fucking god, they are fucking unbelievable.
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3 years
@mwcarterwm @MarvelStudios @disneyplus Bingo. Nice to see someone get this and not just immediately jump to, "this isn't exactly like the comics and therefore it is trash."
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Hey, you want some good news? Hunter Bishop is slashing .341/.412/.568 with 2 HRs and 2 SBs in 44 ABs at Triple-A. #SFGiants
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@IKE_Packers Or this...
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9 months
Please, by all means, jump ship on the #SFGiants . Those of us that have been here through even worse times than this will be here to remind you of that when things turn around.
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I have said it before and I will continue saying it. Tyler Fitzgerald should be the #SFGiants answer to Chris Taylor. Play him everywhere, get him 450+ ABs and he will do damage.
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3 years
It never ceases to amaze me how quickly I go from world-beating confidence to soul-crushing pessimism when it comes to the #SFGiants .
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Yaz has been such a good Giant. No idea if he'll be back, or if he should be, but I'm going to miss him when he's gone. #SFGiants
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Jeff Young
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Mike Yastrzemski gets the #SFGiants within 1 with a solo shot to right field. That's his 14th home run of the year.
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I real feel for Kapler and the players on this #SFGiants team. Through no fault of theirs, they are going to be met with a hostile fan response every time they step onto their home field. Or worse, no one will even be there to watch.
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I hope we get a lot of Javier Lopez on the call this year. He's easily the best of the non-Krukow color commentators for the #SFGiants .
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3 years
Someone needs to tell me if Brandon Belt's hand is ok. #SFGiants
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8 months
Protect this kid at all costs, #SFGiants .
@IronFist1982
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What a good looking swing from @BryceEldridge2 @SFGiants #SFGiants
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This quote from Farhan is absolutely spot-on. #SFGiants
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Farhan is just damned if he does, damned if he doesn't with the #SFGiants "fans". I actually appreciate the proactiveness to get out from under certain contracts and give opportunities to young players. I was sad to see Soler go, but if you step back from it, it makes sense.
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1 year
It's amusing how irritated Kruk and Kuip are with this team right now. #SFGiants
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9 months
@IKE_Packers Or this...
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1 month
I would encourage #SFGiants fans to just enjoy the nice moments that happen between now and the end of the season, like Grant McCray mashing HRs. It's just not worth getting worked up over the lows.
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Look, you guys can be all doom and gloom, but I'm pretty damn excited for a full season of Ramos, Fitzgerald, McCray, Lee and Birdsong, along with continued development from Bailey and Harrison. #SFGiants
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I love how many "fans" have convinced themselves that Farhan and Kapler are the problem with the #SFGiants . That somehow because they try to maximize the roster and create matchup advantages, they're robots and no one wants to play for robots. The truth is, if you've spent any...
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The Luciano situation is the rare instance where either Farhan or ownership need to step in and overrule their manager. If this truly is BoMel's doing, they cannot let it continue. #SFGiants
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Adam Doctolero
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@craigcalcaterra Honestly, this is one of the better decisions teenage boys can make these days.
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4 years
@shawndonahue @bubbaprog Sounds like where you guys grew up is a horrible place. Happy for Kirk that he was able to escape and grow as a human being.
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4 years
Hitting is impossible.
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
4 years
José Berríos, 83mph Curveball and 92mph Sinker, Overlay.
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I fucking love Logan Webb. #SFGiants
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@NBCSGiants He wanted to be a Dodger from the beginning. It’s all good!
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Regardless of what else might happen (or not) with the #SFGiants , no one can deny that they succeeded in making this team a lot more interesting to watch. Whether it will all come together, who knows? But if you're not excited to find out, you're not really a fan.
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It is a minor miracle that Farhan and Kapler have taken a team that won a total of 214 games in the 3 seasons prior to 2020 and made them both competitive at the major league level, and resurgent in the farm system already. Usually, that kind of turn around requires a full...
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It is an absurd take to think that the #SFGiants front office and on-field leadership should be dismissed at this point. They're five years into a rebuild that has not been allowed by ownership to be an actual rebuild, with one of those years being a pandemic and one ending in...
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A good reminder that as much as you might not care for an athlete's on-field persona, you can still respect and appreciate the man. Atta baby, Yasiel.
@BaseballBros
Baseball Bros
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Much respect to Yasiel Puig for doing this 🙏
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This is the thing that's not getting enough attention. The massive backward step the #SFGiants took in their pitching coach has had disastrous effects on this season.
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@PavlovicNBCS Firing Price would be a good first step.
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Fuck yes, @keithlaw . Fuck yes.
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@PitchingNinja I'm honestly surprised no one has punched Hernandez at this point.
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The knee-jerk reaction to this kind is to try and find something to blame. The FO, the manager, whatever, we all want a scapegoat. Ultimately, the failing of this #SFGiants team comes down to a group of veteran players with established track records all tanking at the same time.
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Only halfway through the first episode of #ObiWan and already so many feels.
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7 months
Can we move on from this? The #SFGiants have their guy and JD is still unemployed. We get it.
@mlbtraderumors
MLB Trade Rumors
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Latest On Giants' Past Negotiations With J.D. Martinez
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This has been mentioned a lot , but the #SFGiants are going to be a lot more fun to watch with big personalities like Lee and Soler on the roster. Also, don't discount how important it could be to a guy like Luciano to have a veteran like Soler to lean on for advice and support.
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Adam Doctolero
3 years
The #SFGiants are the only team to contain him.
@bnicholsonsmith
Ben Nicholson-Smith
3 years
Shohei Ohtani's last two weeks: June 15 • HR June 16 • HR June 17 • 6 IP, 1 ER, 5K, W June 18 • 2 HR June 19 • HR June 20 • HR June 21 • OFF June 22 • 0/3 June 23 • 6 IP, 1 ER, 9 K June 24 • OFF June 25 • HR June 26 • 1/3 June 27 • HR June 28 • HR June 29 • 2 HR
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@BenKaspick Aww c'mon, "Lights" should stay no matter what.
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Any #SFGiants "fan" who has an issue with the Chapman extension is an unserious person. You should mute them immediately.
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The people saying that Chapman got overpaid and aren’t happy about it are the same people that will be the first ones to call out ownership and Farhan if we didn’t keep Chapman. Rest assured this franchise can afford to eat a bad year or two with their financial flexibility.
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If the #SFGiants somehow make major league contributors out of Hunter Bishop, Will Bednar and Seth Corry, everyone in the front office and player development org should get a raise.
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Adam Doctolero
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I'd like to thank Brandon Crawford for saying what he said because it gives me another opportunity to weed my TL of crap #SFGiants fans who are going to bitch about everything and post "Farhan sucks" regardless of what he does. Tricky to get them all, but I'm making progress.
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Adam Doctolero
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First and foremost, all the best to the Gausman family. Second, if the first part of the season taught us anything, it's that this #SFGiants team is mentally strong and able to deal with adversity. I see no reason why that won't continue. #ResilientSF
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I feel bad for Darin Ruf when I see him trending because it's just a bunch of jackass Mets fans bashing one of nicest dudes in the game. #SFGiants fans will always love that guy.
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Adam Doctolero
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@alexrealtweets @mwcarterwm @MarvelStudios @disneyplus Not exactly a fair comparison when you're talking about one of the 2 or 3 most popular Marvel characters ever. Besides, in the trailer it looks like Kamala can embiggen, so to me it's more of a tweak to make it fit in the MCU, and I'm fine with that.
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@LombardiHimself Yeah, Romo called this out on the broadcast, but I think the game film is going to show that on several occasions, Shanny dialed up plays that could have turned the tide, but the pressure up front didn't allow Purdy to get the throws off. O-line is priority #1 this offseason.
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Adam Doctolero
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Amidst the doom and gloom of the #SFGiants season, can we talk about the bounceback season Luis Matos is having at age 21 in Double-A? 133 PAs, .304/.399/.444 with 3 HRs, 9 SBs and more BBs than Ks in a tough offensive environment in the Eastern League. The kid really good.
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@awfulannouncing They are a gift to baseball fans. #SFGiants
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How funny will it be when the #SFGiants start Pablo and Ahmed at 3B/SS in June?
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Adam Doctolero
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How about we give Kapler the same roster that Bochy has in Texas and see what happens? Pretty sure no one would be complaining about his managerial style then. #SFGiants
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Adam Doctolero
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The funniest part about the discourse around Ramos and all the people bashing Farhan and the #SFGiants for not having him up all year, is that most of that is coming from people who were calling him a bust and wondering loudly why they were still wasting a 40-man spot on him.
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Austin Slater since July 1st of last season (not counting tonight): 166 PA: .196/.307/.308 - 45 Ks/21 BBs - .282 wOBA/78 wRC+ #SFGiants
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Adam Doctolero
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@_Zeets Nice try, but all he actually did was ask for the development to include measures that didn't allow for direct sightlines into his property. Which, as this article states, is understandable given the way celebrities routinely have their privacy breached.
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Adam Doctolero
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@Snow1870 @jemelehill I'm not sure you understand the rules. So there's that.
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Adam Doctolero
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The #SFGiants challenged him very specifically to change his physique in order to get more out of his obvious natural talent, and it appears that he has risen to meet that challenge. I am very impressed.
@EricCross04
Eric Cross
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Luis Matos has quietly had a really good spring. 48 PA, .273/.333/.659, 5 2B, 4 HR, SB Leads ST with 9 XBH Elite contact (90% Zone, 83% Overall) and showing more power this spring than he did in 2023. Sneaky breakout appeal here. #SFGiants
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Adam Doctolero
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Pretty funny to have arguably the worst #SFGiants player interviewing one of the best.
@FoulTerritoryTV
Foul Territory
7 months
"The closer it got to spring training, the more it seemed apparent that I wasn't going to be back" @bcraw35 talks about his departure from the @SFGiants ▶️
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Adam Doctolero
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Just sign Blake Snell and/or Jordan Montgomery already. #SFGiants
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Adam Doctolero
7 months
A lot of you have to promise that if Conforto and Yaz are hitting .182 combined against lefties by the time we hit June, you're not going to bitch that there aren't platoons after spending all last year bitching about platoons. #SFGiants
@susanslusser
Susan Slusser
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From @ShaynaRubin Mike Yastrzemski, Michael Conforto excited Giants are ditching strict outfield platoons via @sfchronicle
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Adam Doctolero
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As if I couldn't love him any more, and he hasn't played a single inning for the #SFGiants .
@sfgiantskate
kate ⚾️
8 months
JUNG HOO LEE IN A SKIRT EVERYONE SHUT UP RN
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I have to admit to being slightly fascinated by the idea of the #SFGiants going full fire sale and tearing the whole thing down. They won't, obviously, but it would be interesting to watch the fan reaction. I think people say they want it, but I don't think they actually do.
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They had a day off to decide whether to play Luciano against their rivals, on TV and against a left-handed starter. They chose to go with Nick Ahmed. If this isn't a clear sign of who the frontrunner is for the opening day SS job, I don't know what is. #SFGiants
@mi_guardado
Maria I. Guardado
7 months
Matt Chapman will make his Giants debut tonight vs. the Dodgers: Jung Hoo Lee, CF Wilmer Flores, 1B Michael Conforto, LF Jorge Soler, DH Matt Chapman, 3B Mike Yastrzemski, RF Thairo Estrada, 2B Patrick Bailey, C Nick Ahmed, SS Kyle Harrison, LHP
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@tommy_III There is so much to unpack here and it hurts to think about. I'm damn glad this kid is a Niner. #NFLDraft #49ers
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Adam Doctolero
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Aww man. Good Giant, always seemed like a good dude. Best of luck to Brebbs. #SFGiants
@mlbtraderumors
MLB Trade Rumors
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White Sox Sign John Brebbia
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Adam Doctolero
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@BaySean Well, two things. He didn't draft him and also, Bart was rushed and then subsequently terrible. Him moving on to his hometown team was a good outcome for both sides, IMO.
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I, for one, very much look forward to a #SFGiants lineup anchored by Bryce Eldridge, Rayner Arias and Walker Martin.
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Adam Doctolero
2 years
Ron Darling calling it the "Posey Rule" when discussing the play at the plate between the Nationals and Padres last night. When are we going to stop with that nonsense? #Mets #SFGiants
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Adam Doctolero
2 years
Look, I have a lot of issues I need to work through, ok.
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@firstwefeast @JKCorden @PlutoTV I don't often skip episodes of the show, but this is an easy pass for me.
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@SheaSerrano We absolutely are not, Shea. #BeatLA
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Adam Doctolero
7 years
I absolutely love what Justin Wilcox is building at Cal. #GoBears
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Adam Doctolero
8 months
Hey, jackass, don't bring us into this BS. Sincerely, #SFGiants fans
@Jake_Mintz
Jake Mintz
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“First of all, we do have a major-league team in the Bay Area. It's not like there is not an available option. The Giants obviously still play there.” Rob Manfred spoke on how MLB plans to serve Oakland baseball fans once the A's leave. NEW @YahooSports
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Adam Doctolero
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Don't mind me, I'll just be over here trying to stuff my eyeballs back into my head. #SFGiants
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5 months
Taking the night off. I need to prioritize my mental health. #SFGiants
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Adam Doctolero
4 years
I take L's on SNKRS.
@nicekicks
Nice Kicks
4 years
Describe your sneaker game in five words or less.
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@hankschulman 9 out of 10 times, I completely agree with you. This is different strictly due to the immense star power that Ohtani would bring to a team desperately in need of a true "face of the franchise."
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Adam Doctolero
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Someone get this man to the #SFGiants ASAP. This is the turbo version of Logan Webb.
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
7 months
Chris Cortez's Wicked Sinker Movement. 😯 At 97-99mph.
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Some people are going to cry about this, but I think Ahmed and Wisely are probably the best bet to get consistently positive production from on both sides of the ball right now. Having Ahmed as a late-game defensive replacement is huge. #SFGiants
@PavlovicNBCS
Alex Pavlovic
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Nick Ahmed is back from the IL, Casey Schmitt was sent to Triple-A. Marco Luciano is also off the IL and was optioned to Triple-A. It'll be Brett Wisely and Ahmed at shortstop for now.
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@ChrisHenrique Even overweight, Pablo was still a better defender than this dweeb. And a better hitter.
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Adam Doctolero
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This is good energy. Definitely be upset when the #SFGiants aren't playing well, but stay optimistic and support the team no matter what.
@BayAreaTrev
trev
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#SFGiants gameday.
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Adam Doctolero
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In a world lacking in both, @keithlaw exemplifies honesty and integrity. Getting to meet him tonight was pretty damn cool. #SmartBaseball
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3 years
@nicekicks My wallet called and wanted to let everyone know that it's actually pretty happy about this.
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Adam Doctolero
6 months
Look, I'm all for more every day players and less reliance on platoons, but calling the platoons from the last few years "confusing and ineffective" is misleading at best. #SFGiants
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Adam Doctolero
6 months
Operation "Don't Get Swept" starts today! #SFGiants #BeatLA
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Adam Doctolero
1 year
@UmpScorecards 33% of his incorrect calls happened in one AB when the #SFGiants had a chance to tie the game. Brutal. #roboumpsnow
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Adam Doctolero
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The #SFGiants should absolutely not be prospect-hugging at this point. The only guy I would make completely untouchable is Bryce Eldridge. Everyone else, even Luciano and Harrison, should be available for the right price.
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Adam Doctolero
5 years
Lincecum Day on the @PitchingNinja account has been my favorite day. #SFGiants
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
5 years
Tim Lincecum, 97mph Fastball at the knees (home plate view)
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Adam Doctolero
3 years
@UmpScorecards Umpires should be demoted to the minors when this kind of performance happens. Unacceptable.
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Adam Doctolero
9 months
So this is interesting strictly from several angles. Adding Ray and shedding Haniger and DeSclafani frees up about $6 million in 2024 for the #SFGiants when you compare their AAV's. Ray has an opt-out after 2024, so he could be completely off the books by 2025 as well. The...
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