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Dave.

@ActionHerbert

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Using my calm, collected and often common sense approach as a remedy to all of the nonsense that finds its way on to this once great platform.

North West, England
Joined March 2009
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Dave.
3 years
Think I'll pin this on the off chance Punky is right and by this time next year I'll have grown an extra head, will be kneeling to the NWO and have excellent signal on my 5G cybernetic mRNA chip. πŸ˜†
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DreamingOfBlueSkies
3 years
@ActionHerbert @damomehewdle @V8Stag73 @BakosAttila6 Check back on this tweet in a year.
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@WhatHollySays_ Knowing you you're probably literally shitting it 😏
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@andy_maxed_out @Matthardy_BR I wouldn't drink coffee mate, they've modified the beans with cow DNA, the moment it comes into contact with hot water and foamy milk it activates the Moobots in the coffee and before you know it you'll be growing udders and getting offended by beef burgers.
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3 days
@winstonrichie @BonafideLFC @rebekkarnold Good on you for owning up to that πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
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3 days
Even Arne sees it for what it is. πŸ˜‚ Disappointed but ultimately not arsed.
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Arne Slot: β€œGreat game from Plymouth. Good game plan. They deserve all the plaudits for their performance today. We were not having a good game. That was the outcome.” (ITV)
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3 days
@rebekkarnold @winstonrichie @BonafideLFC What's with this guy and his obsession with embarrassment? Gives me "armchair facing the bed" vibes. πŸ˜‚
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3 days
@winstonrichie @rebekkarnold If I don't feel embarrassed when the team I support happens to not win a game of football then how can I find it embarrassing? I'm a realist and also a grown adult. I've moved on. I can't remember feeling embarrassed about any team losing to another team. You seem a tad obsessed.
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3 days
@winstonrichie @rebekkarnold And yet here we are πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ buddy, this ain't some forced YouTube reaction video, nor are we a bunch of emotionally unstable teenage boys. You play a game of football and there's going to be wins and losses. That's it. That's the game. I'm already knuckle deep into roasting a chicken.
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3 days
@winstonrichie @rebekkarnold But yet here I am, a fan of said top 6 club and don't feel remotely embarrassed. Disappointed but realistic maybe. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ I've seen us play a lot better and a lot worse, it's not the great drama you neutrals may see it as.
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3 days
@Sam7Yates It happens occasionally Samuel. No great drama.
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3 days
@winstonrichie @rebekkarnold It happens occasionally. It's the cup.
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3 days
@CFCTolu @rebekkarnold Not really.
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3 days
@WarRocketAjaxUK @Anniego13 @BackBrexitBen Don't go allowing facts to get in the way of a good knee jerk. πŸ˜‚
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5 days
@BigThickSlices @magoniareview @ArchRose90 Ok Moley. It's either your way or no way? Right? I'm sat here happy to be proven otherwise, I just need something to go off other than just what you believe.
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Dave.
5 days
@magoniareview @BigThickSlices @ArchRose90 Have you been interviewed under PACE before? That's fine pelican. Have a lovely evening.
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Dave.
5 days
@BigThickSlices @magoniareview @ArchRose90 Aye, can't wait πŸ˜‰ until you can present me with anything to back up your claim then it'll remain a work of fiction. Like unicorns, Bigfoot and Nessie. Many claim to have seen, many swear down they exist and that they're out there but nobody has ever proven it 😁
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5 days
@magoniareview @BigThickSlices @ArchRose90 Not entirely. But everything will be written and recorded to justify the actions and decisions on both sides. Defence and prosecution. Why would I give up the day job? Because I am disagreeing with a paranormal loving bird on the internet?
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5 days
@magoniareview @BigThickSlices @ArchRose90 That's partly the role of the solicitor. To record advice given, what was asked in interview, to see custody records and request copies of disclosure, interview details etc. Yes. The bare minimum. I drive for Tesco. I just happen to have access to Google.
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5 days
@BigThickSlices @magoniareview @ArchRose90 Ok. May I see it? Anything recorded, written or otherwise by anybody involved in the process to show threats made?
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