El Padrino🌱
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SEC Financial Reporting Analyst- O&G⛽️ • CPA🔋• BBA/MBA-Acct• Kings Aren't Born They Are Made
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See what happens when you not humble
LSU's Angel Reese now has an On3 NIL Valuation of $1.3M🤯
She has gained over 2 million followers across her social media platforms since the beginning of March Madness📈
Reese is now the highest projected earner in all of Women's College Basketball💰
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$2 turned into $4.4 mill the greatest flip ever
Walmart ordered to pay Oregon man $4.4M for racial profiling thinking he was stealing & called the police. “I was just trying to buy $2 lightbulbs”
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Shit was so cold the feds had to see what buddy was on 😭😂😭
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Never forget Iverson went 5x platinum on 2k covers. Crazy run
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When shorty post two drink glasses on Snapchat & you can’t see who the other person is
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Magic was talking crazy lol
what is the most insane thing someone has said during a interview
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My monthly expenses are now only 25% of my monthly pay. Being in position to have 75% of my pay for fun/investing/saving is kinda crazy
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I be making shit up in my head to grind harder... “like these ppl really wanna see me fail” idk even know who the ppl is
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Omg I got the offer 😭 6 figures & a nice bonus… ITS UP !!!!
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Gym or money will solve 85% of the problems
you’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” nigga FUCK you
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Buddy broke up w/ his girl b/c she said she needs 3-4 international trips a year or she won’t be happy 😭
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So we hired a black guy to fill my role & I’m trying to make sure he’s successful but buddy over here asking me about conspiracy theories on depopulation and Bill Gates…. Nga stfu & FOCUS
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Lmao we gotta stop glorifying the trenches. It’s okay to make it from a happy home 😂
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I was about to leave the gym. 3 baddies walked in I got one more set of SOMETHING
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Y’all always think a nga fumbled somebody we don’t care. it’s literally 1000s of y’all that look/act alike give it a break 😂😭
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If this happens. Yes we are bringin back Reebok
Percy "Master P" Miller confirms to ESPN that he's in negotiations to acquire Reebok with ex-NBA guard Baron Davis.
"These companies have been benefiting off us, this could be history for this company going Black-owned," Miller tells ESPN.
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All the girls sayin 4 international trips is normal 😭 gtfo yall not in Paris 4x a year
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B just lied about having millions. She actually did it. She different lol
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Fellas, would you cut a female off for working too much?
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I got an undergrad at 29. I’ll probably have my MBA & CPA by 30… who care when you get it done as long as it gets done lol
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Me Pullin up to Mexico knowing the cartel not go touch another American
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TikTok has ruined a lot of ppls careers b/c yall don’t know how to stfu & just go to work lol
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I want my wealth to be quiet. I’m not into that loud shit frfr.
But that’s just me
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Being able to get girls before you have money is key... if not you could end up a cornball
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And the 2021 player hater of the year awards goes too 👇🏾
I hate niggas who get something wanna show it out no matter what time it is. I’m in Dyckman and it’s 10am there’s nobody outside my guy
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Y’all be having all the women but none of them quality. So what’s the point lol ??
I only deal with women that have substance that I can take serious.
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Stood his ground & won
BREAKING: New York City plans to lift its vaccine mandate in the next month, clearing the way for Kyrie Irving to play home games for the Nets.
👀
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This is when millionaires are made
BREAKING NEWS:
We are now in the worst stock market drop since financial crisis in 2008.
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Ppl don’t know this but there will be another rooftop pool coming @ a hotel I can’t disclose yet
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This was peak TV
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Gotta run when you see someone approachin you with a mic & you w/ ur girl
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Lmao the year is 2025. All blacks survived the virus. America is now Wakanda
BREAKING: Africa's first coronavirus death reported in Egypt. A German citizen.
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Austin, Texas-based electric trucking company Hyliion. Will have an IPO soon. Tesla competitor
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Ya mom wrapped tighter than a pallet @ Costco
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I wasn’t taking no girl serious till my pockets got right. Your priorities messed up if you worried about females & you broke.
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when he said "I guess he got his feelings hurt" about lebron and yall lost the finals
My brother returning to the court has me going down memory lane... let me hear your favorite
@KlayThompson
memories!
#KlayDay
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I don’t ever wanna be in a position to where I have to rely on social media for income
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We only 3 day in the new year and my shits be going like this
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I had to mute “yall wasn’t there” b/c 95% of the time I was there
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I can smell this picture 😭
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If I owned a gas station ain’t no way I’m letting 30 Ngas stay posted up outside my shit tryin to get they runtz off lmao. Scram
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You see they cancelled the nba. Wild to think no more games will be played. Kinda makes me think I should’ve stopped playing games with you as well. Take care love
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I’m still trying to figure out why chipotle stock like 1.8k lmao
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Got my first job under my company. Nothing crazy but something to build on 🌱
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If I know a play will hit. I might as well go all in. Why take 20% on 10k when you can get 20% on 50k
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Take your salary divide it by 40. That’s the max you should be paying for rent
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She just posted an ig story of her in a hellcat but she drives a Camry
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You bragging cause you got hoes but they all airheads & nothing going for them..
Congratulations lol
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This a good time to go ahead and tell y’all I didn’t vote this year.
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Y’all be on here talking about “I hope the SEC don’t get me”
They not worried about you ngas tweet the damn stock
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Mf look like the election results in 2 years 😂
CDC now shows every U.S. state as having high levels of COVID-19 transmission
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My grandpa would tell me “do what you gotta do, so you can do what you wanna do” that will always stick with me
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Ppl go to war comeback & have ptsd from watching they squad get killed.
You don’t think black ppl have ptsd from watching police brutality 24/7?
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Opened up my mom a TD Account for Christmas so I can trade/invest for her. She 48 imma have her check it in 5-7 years
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What’s your FG %??
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I gotta go harder
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Doing research on a stock just to wake up and buy something else tomorrow>>>
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Treating tiktok like al-Qaeda 😭
Americans ain't playing around trying to ban TikTok
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Still can’t believe this is my last day of school ever. Racked up 3 degrees. 1 business & 2 in accounting.
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Dumb ppl when it’s time to use this quote
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If you have a Corp job you should be learning about how they conduct business. So many ppl become entrepreneurs by leaving their job & copying what they learned
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0. Im a responsible adult & get to the airport with adequate time remaining
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Both of y’all use the FHA before getting married then you have two rental properties 🫣
Get married and get a crib with your man and have your 1st home as a rental coming into the marriage. Smart.
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Actually if you can do any of these roles DM me. Doesn’t matter where you’re located
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But while you’re here! Your free stock is waiting for you! Join Robinhood and we’ll both get a stock like Apple, Ford, or Facebook for free. Sign up with my link.
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He tryin to rap 4 real but go sell it like a skit to get a feel for the temperature I respect it 😭
WHEN RAPPERS RUIN CLASSIC INSTRUMENTALS TRYNA FREESTYLE… 😒😒🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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lowkey im not built for this shit anymore.
Where is my wife @ ?
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