@jado357 @Levant_24_ How dare you insult me! Apologize now or else I will have my spirit squad beat you with poison ivy

@realDonaldTrump Thank you for the historical video. I view myself as a type of George Washington. He too was considered a terrorist by England before ascending to the presidency.

@VintageVault8 I am a historian with a degree from the Islamic University of Aymen Zawahiri. The rawafidh of Lebanon originate from the remote island of Madagascar.

@BBassem7 It is not bad! I just bought a new Porsche Carrera for market value. Stop lying

@jacksonhinklle My brother

Thank you to our Israeli brothers for bombing and assisting us with these Lebanese terrorists on our border. The brotherly love shared between Israelis and Syrians remains strong. Syria ❤️ Israel

@HussainShafiei The path to liberating the Golan is through Beirut. I am liberating Lebanon from Iran.

@phoenicianmount Soon I will liberate your entire country!

@zubairb02 Your hashish is a bigger deal than Israeli tanks seizing Syrian land! Stop selling dope!

@Ibreft2 Soon I will be in Lebanon to take back what’s rightfully mine! Make Lebanon Syria Again

@Partisangirl Israel did not ‘invade’ Syria. We cordially invited them to take whatever land they needed to secure their borders.

@Kahlissee Terrorists! This flag represents everything wrong with society. Where were the sea of beautiful black flags for me and my victory?

@AbujomaaGaza Brother, I can’t wait to meet you. You are my hero. May we liberate Gaza from Iran!

To make Syria more LGBTQ+ friendly, I have issued a decree to eliminate bathrooms based on gender. Syria will only have unisex bathrooms. I also issued a separate decree prohibiting women from using public restrooms. We will be promoting the use of female adult diapers.

@WarMonitors Terrorists! Cowards! I will arrest them if they ever come back to Syria

@jacksonhinklle I support Israel! We must stand together to defeat the biggest threat to the world: Iran

@jacksonhinklle Ukraine, stand strong! I am with you! Zelensky, if you need a place to stay, I can kick wife number 3 to the sofa.

@ScharoMaroof You will pay! Surrender now or else! My friend U.S. congressman Joe Wilson has already promised me javelin missiles.

@jacksonhinklle I have ordered a pair from TeMu. I can’t wait till they arrive