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When your life’s a mess but your eyeliner is on point
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يعقوب قمر الدين دبيازة
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Search “this tweet has been deleted” in your camera roll and post your favorite
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Which episode of succession is this
احتفلنا اليوم بوصول أبنتي ميره وعيالها؛ « الوالدة » نوره وميثا ومحمد وخلف. وفور وصولهم بخير وسلامة، الحمدلله، حلّت السعادة وبدأت الاستعدادات لنشاطات مختلفة وأهمها مباريات كرة القدم المعتادة. الله يحفظهم ويجعل كل أيامهم فرح وسعادة.
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الشارجة لو نقصوا ايام العمل من 4 الى 3:
نتائج محققة من عمل 4 أيام في الأسبوع بالشارقة على المستوى القيادي :
88% زيادة إنتاجية الموظفين
81% زيادة التواصل الإيجابي بين الموظفين
61% زيادة تقديم الخدمات الحكومية في غير ساعات العمل الرسمي
74% ارتفاع نسبة الالتزام بالحضور
76% ارتفاع الابتكار
46% انخفاض الاجازات المرضية
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اذا عقو خمسين بتاني مثل هذا في فلسطين راح يلعنون ام الجيش الاسرائيلي و يحررون الاقصى في يوم واحد
Anti-Israeli demonstration in Pakistan: protester ate the Israeli flag.
Bon appetit, psychopaths.
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Eminem fears him
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When AD ppl keep saying AD is truly beautiful and unlike any other city.
I get it now, you guys been knew fr
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Not many know this, but this is the main HQ of Harrods.
The one in London is only a branch
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The next m3n are trash tweet might put you in jail queens. Stay safe out there 🙏
محكمة جنايات #أبوظبي تقضي بالسجن 5 سنوات وغرامة 500 ألف درهم لمتهمة بإثارة خطاب الكراهية.
#برق_الإمارات
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I just know this guy would sell out his family & friends for any material advantage.
The kind of guy to have his selfie as a lockscreen on his phone.
Deceitful, narcissistic & self-serving written all over him
Many men on this app need this 👇
(Pro tip: Minoxidil and Finasteride help with hair loss)
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Her entire appearance/language is a result of western cultural colonialism.
How can someone be so confidently hypocritical and oblivious of their own hypocrisy at the same time lmao
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The beauty industry really scammed women.
Buy makeup that ruins the skin.
Buy skin care to repair the damage.
A vicious loop due to mindless consumption
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All the reasons in qts are shallow, no wonder we have high divorce rates.
Most of you idiots think marriage is an instgramable scene or some aesthetic/fantasy
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They domesticated him and even gave him a cute little dog collar.
He is a good boy
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الله أكبر، الله أكبر، الله أكبر
سبحان الذي سخر لنا هذا وما كنا له مقرنين، وإنا إلى ربنا لمنقلبون
أصبحنا وأصبح الملك لله
والحمدلله
ولا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له
له الملك وله الحمد وهو على كل شيء قدير
نغادر #دبي، جوهرة العالم، صباح اليوم الجمعة المبارك متوكلين على الله، راجين
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Not being able to insult who you dislike because you could end up in jail is the
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cause of rising mental health issues
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I wouldn’t expect less from someone who tried to paint Oppenheimer as an innocent, confused scientist who was instrumental in developing the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
Zionists believe they are gods chosen people, everyone else is subhuman & their lives are worthless
المنتج التنفيذي لفيلم "أوبنهايمر" جيمس وودز يدعوا إلى إبادة كاملة وشاملة.
أوكي توني فهمت الفيلم.
لا تقصرون.
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Tf you mean you went on a “solo date”?
You basically went out alone because nobody likes you, and you have no friends.
Don’t try to make it sound dignified you sad loser
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Literally all of them have this haircut
امانة هل هذا منظر مقبول وحضاري ؟ وحتى لو كانو اطفال ولا مراهقين .. بس هل هذا الشي مقبول ومسموح ؟
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The most punchable face on the internet right now
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God help the people in the submarine.
Dying due to suffocation, while feeling completely hopeless, hundreds of meters deep under the ocean and being cut off from the rest of the world is a terrible way for your life to end.
Joking about it is distasteful
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The worst person you know has their own selfie as their phone wallpaper
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@lovindubai
@FakeApostl
Whoever is running your accounts should be ashamed of themselves.
The way you’ve been responding to this matter shows how clickbait & attention hungry you are. Absolutely morally deplorable
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This abomination of a chocolate bar will always be a tell tale sign of people who suffer from mental problems
If you eat this pls get help
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Real story:
Woke up mid-surgery and my surgeon was literally doing this.
I was so calm for some reason.. must have been the anesthesia
Have you ever wondered about how orthopedic surgery is performed?
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زواج الأقارب أمر مقزز حرّمه الإسلام مثل ما حرّم الاستعباد، المفروض يتم تجريمه ومنعه بالقوة كونه السبب الرئيسي وراء الأمراض والاضطرابات السلوكية عند الشعوب الشرقية عموماً والعرب خصوصاً
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Hope he dms you sis 🙏
#الكندورة الامارتية يقال عنها الافخم والاجمل والاكثر عملية👌🏼 بس انا اشوفها جمعت بين الفخامة والاناقة والهيبة والوسامة الله يحفظ كل إخواننا الامارتيين 🇦🇪❤️
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Raised By Wolves.
Will never get over this 😔
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The way she said it is not convincing at all.
Intellectualizing romance means the emotions are as good as dead.
This is all new age-guru-marketing
لفتني تعبير هالة كاظم في قولها: "لا أحتاج أن أكون معك، ولكني أرغب بذلك"
من الواضح بأنها قناعة جاءت بعد عمر من الاعتقاد الخاطئ حول الاحتياج، حيث أنه في معظم الأحيان رغبة محضة بإمكانها الاستقلال عنها، وهنا تكمن آية النضج في التفريق بين «الرغبة والاحتياج».
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The most important and influential Arab leader in modern history.
A visionary who saw a future none were even capable of fathoming.
Unparalleled wisdom & charisma.
The only Arab leader who actually united multiple states under one flag.
A man that history will not repeat
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People who forget quickly are blessed.
It’s a sign of a healthy spirit
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Women can detect micro-expressions in the face of their partners to know if they have been unfaithful.
They’ll throw out a couple of names while they observe you.. it is scary accurate.
They must have developed that ability over the course of our human evolution
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@Menhali
كلامك هذا ذكرني بكلام واحد اسمه سيف
اليوم نشيت على مخالفة مرورية ب ٨٠٠ درهم و٤ نقاط 😕
المشكلة المخالفة غيابية وبتاريخ قديم!
حاولت اشوف اثبات للمخالفة او صورة لا يوجد لانها تمت عن طريق موظف
يعني مثل هذه المخالفات اللي ما لها اي اثبات كيف ما زالت مطبقة الى اليوم؟
اذا رحت للمحكمة تصير كلمتي ضد كلمة الشرطي
#عجبي
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He tweets like an edgy 16 yr old nerd with acne trying to sound cool
We are microbes on a dust mote in a vast emptiness overwhelming dominated by the sun
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@adamscrabble
Let him step into an MMA ring or fight someone from the UFC in an octagon.
It will expose him and his fake Aikido theatrics for the joke that it is
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As usual, this bottom grade tabloid news outlet feeds off clickbait headlines & trashy media content, completely devoid of journalistic integrity and credibility.
“Lovin Dubai” yet frequently spreads misinformation and lies that damage the public image of Dubai
CLARIFICATION: An earlier version of this article stated that a number of websites had been unblocked in the UAE. Lovin Dubai would like to issue a clarification via the Telecommunication and Digital Government Regulatory Authority which states that Al Jazeera has been unblocked,
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@majidalameri3
Performative acts of worship like prayers are a terrible measure of religiosity or good character.
Even the most vile and immoral people pray 5 times a day
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Your local twitter hoe with “sapiosexual” in her bio:
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In other words:
If you only do what is right and good out of greed for divine rewards.. & abstain from evil out of fear of divine punishment, then maybe you are not really a moral person.
I agree
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This movie is a good litmus test to identify who is a wannabe sophisticated movie critic.
The movie was flat in every way. There is no depth, no philosophical or intellectual value in the script.
To claim you like it for the “depth” shows you are fake ass person
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عزيزي العميل، لقد تم ايداع مبلغ ******* في حسابك
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كل الي غلطو عليه لازم يقدمون اعتذار رسمي
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الحمدلله اني ما وصلت لدرجة الانحطاط الفكري و الذوقي و الاخلاقي اني اسمع لشي اسمه "فرقة ميامي" 🤢 شو هالجمك
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ضحك عليكم يالمصخرة 😂😂😂
“When I am in Dubai I’m happy to be a Muslim, and when I am in Romania I’m happy to be Christian. I just respect the idea of God.”
In what sense does ‘respecting God’ constitute committing his greatest sin: denouncing him! And for what? For convenience…
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This clip obliterated whatever trace of romantic love I had left in me
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It’s called having a wife
I would pay so much money for a single service that completely handled my basic needs so I could focus
* laundry
* 3x/day meal prep
* personal trainer
* cleaner
* therapist
turn my house into a monastery. this should be VC value add
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Notice how non of the guys cared about the royal wedding, and only the girls keep talking about it, even a day later?
“The wedding” is obviously a very important event for women
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The way the word nikah is being used is bizarre.
Uk muslims are truly a plague 🤢
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The hoeing era is upon us once more, brace yourselves
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You really be your own support in this life.
Ppl are either dumb, useless or indifferent
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Lentil soup is the goat
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Antonella is an example of a great woman who has been instrumental in helping her husband succeed in his career.
Low lifes like this guy do not see the the worth of a woman like her, let alone deserve a woman of this caliber
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I’m tired of seeing threads like this.
Guys here pretending to provide groundbreaking or unique insights where in fact all of this is well known, easily accessible information.
Losing fat is basically this:
Maintain a caloric deficit.
Thats it
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Instead of saying:
“Sorry, for eating your lunch”
Say:
“Thank you for the free meal 🙏”
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من كتاب الجهاد المبرور في الجنز المطرور
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Too much focus on the superficial, the shell and outward appearances.
0 focus on substance and actual reasons that are foundational to building a long lasting and healthy marriage
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When
زوج في الإمارات ؛ يطلب الطلاق بعد تعرضه للضرب بشكل متكرر من زوجته الحاصلة على حزام متقدم في رياضة الكاراتيه .
(الإمارات اليوم)
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If big cats are so dangerous why do they have such big adorable eyes.. they look so cute
Cheetah introduces a photographer to her little ones
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A guy who recently lost a lot of weight due to ozempic/mounjaro is a major 🚩
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I’ve seen this happen more often than I like to admit.. applies to guys also.
Kinda messed up but my boy Freud was onto something
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This is what healthy digestion looks like
Need this 1970’s cloud sofa designed by Howard Keith.
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Atheist scientists are the cringiest mfers to ever tweet on this god damn website.
No one likes you Niel deGrasse Tyson. You suck ass
Visiting space aliens, upon seeing humans oppress — or kill — one another over who they worship, who they sleep with, what side of an arbitrary line they’re born on, or how absorptive their skin is to sunlight, would surely race home & report no sign of intelligent life on Earth.
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Me, when any woman but my wife tries to touch me, even by accident
«Let me show you how quantum physics works»
The impressive reaction time of a mudskipper
[📹 fishing_timess]
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