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WEBSITE IS NOW LIVE!!!
Shipping out from early next week. Check it out and if you’re feeling flush, start ordering 😎🤙👇
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To any councils thinking of building cycling infrastructure 👇
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I hope people who stumble across my page here know that I don’t care what kind of bike you ride. You’ve done a 400km audax? Amazing! You’ve ridden 4 miles to work? Fantastic! You took the kids for a ride at the park? Brilliant! It’s all bikes, it’s all healthy it’s all good 😎🤙
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Everyone has shit days. The day this pic was taken I’d been sitting here for about 3 hours. I couldn’t be arsed with anything or anyone. If I’d had a sleeping bag I may have stayed the night. But if it’s more than a shit day, don’t be afraid to reach out 😎🤙
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I ride bikes cos they’re awesome and fun. I also ride bikes for this….
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Nobody cares
Nobody cares if you have the newest bike or kit, if you ride fast or slow, if you walk sections of trail that you’re unsure about, if you’ve just started riding or have been riding years
All people care about is that you ARE riding. Everyone started somewhere😎🤙
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London to Brighton off road? Completed it mate! Thanks to all that donated 😎🤙
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Who else agrees? 😎🤙
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What a day!! Biggest turn out on a meet up yet. More pics to follow. Thank you all 😎🤙
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Yr Wyddfa/Snowdon, done. It’s such an epic ride. You always get one bell end though that blocks the path & tells you you shouldn’t be riding there - it’s 9:40 mate, we’ll be off the mountain by 10 🖕🏽
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I hope no one takes offence to this pic, but this sums up the AbsoluteMTB rides for me. No one left behind and everyone just out for fun 😎🤙
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I seem to be seeing less and less MTB stuff on my feed. If you can see this, say hello 👋
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My bike cost me £1500. Don’t get me wrong, I know that’s still a fair chunk of money, but in the grand scheme of bike prices it’s definitely on the cheap side. Please don’t ever feel you need the best bike or kit to interact with the AbsoluteMTB community.
#RideBikesHaveFun
😎🤙
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Why? Why park on the pavement? It’s a quiet side street. You can see the van behind is parked in the road so it’s plenty wide enough 🤷♂️🤯
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At AbsoluteMTB we don’t care if you have the best bike or the newest kit, we don’t care if you’re going slow up the climbs, we don’t care if you’re setting new PB’s on black runs or picking your way down a red trail for the 1st time. What we care about is you’re having fun 🤙😎
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Right, I’m probably gonna get slated for this. But gravel bikes are shit off road. I took mine off road today, it was shit. People that say they’re good must be so used to them they’ve forgotten how good MTB’s are, or they’re masochists. There, I’ve said it! Come at me 😂🤙
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My local trails are better than your local trails 😜😂
Have a great weekend everyone 😎🤙
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The other day
@Retrobiker1
started this, but I can’t retweet as he’s protected. So, let’s carry it on. Post one pic of your bike, no words. I’ll start
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I got tested earlier, you should get tested too.
Turns out I need a new bike !
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To anyone wanting to come on any rides next year or even if I post up I’m in a certain area & does anyone want to meet up for a ride. I’m a podgy middle aged bloke that’s bang average on a bike & not particularly fit. Don’t stress about keeping up or whatever, let’s just ride🤙😎
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I love mini’s and how cool is that Ben Deakin has colour matched it to his bike 😎🤙
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If you’re gonna squirt something at a cyclist (me) out of a car window, at least own it when I catch you up & not whimper you’re sorry and then call me a w
@nker
as the traffic clears & you can drive way. Pricks!
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I’d just been for a ride, I was going on holiday the next week, everything should’ve been great. However I felt shit. I sat here for over an hour just not wanting to move. This isn’t a “woe is me” post it’s just go say that everyone has bad days, don’t be afraid to reach out 🤙
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Sometimes you just have to take 5 minutes to reset and take it all in.
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The older I get, the more I realise that MTBing is just a form of escapism for me. Yes, I love the gnarly trails, but I also just love being out in the hills, on my own, away from it all. Please don’t think AbsoluteMTB is all about the gnar. Whatever you ride, enjoy it 😎
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Not to sound depressing, but my cousin would’ve been 52 yesterday. He died suddenly of heart attack, he was 46. Go out and live your fucking life 😎🤙
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When my first job was finished before 9am, I had the bike on the van and I was driving past FoD, it would’ve been rude not to stop for a ride 😎🤙
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I know this shouldn’t be a big thing, but it is for me. I drink more than is probably healthy, not to falling over levels, but I’ll think nothing of having 2 or 3 glasses of wine in an evening. So I’m having a month off the booze, wish me luck 🥤
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A quick lunch time loop at Cwmcarn. Sometimes you just need to stop and look around to clear the head 😎🤙
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Come on then, let’s see the last picture you took of your bike. I’ll start 😎🤙
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There are no hard and fast rules for MTB. You enjoy going fast downhill? Cool! You like grinding up those technical climbs? Awesome! You ride for the views? Yes! Just do what you do & enjoy it, that’s the only rule 😎🤙
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It’s not the best pic, but I’ve finally started putting together the hardtail that I’ve been attempting to build for the last year!!
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It’s not MTB I know, but I do park run most Saturday mornings. I’m not a runner by any stretch of the imagination, but today I’m 6 minutes faster than when I started doing it back in august 😎🤙
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Saw this on linked in, I’m not sure who needs to read this, but ride more bikes 😎🤙
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3 years ago today I started AbsoluteMTB. I never in my wildest dreams imagined that it’s become as big as it has. That’s thanks to all of you lot.
Hope you all have a great day 😎🤙
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Thetford today. Yes it’s flat, but a ride is better than no ride 😎🤙
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I start my new job tomorrow, I imagine it’s gonna be a busy few weeks to start, so if I’m quiet on here, that’s all it’ll be 😎🤙
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Xmas isn’t a great time for everyone. Especially in these times & money can be tight for a lot of people. Don’t feel pressured in to buying things you can’t afford. And know that we don’t care what bike you ride or kit you wear, just that you’re out riding bikes 😎🤙
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There’s no excuse not to know where we are at meet-ups now! Massive thanks to
@Bedgoodjon
for making this happen 😎🤙
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I knew none of you would believe me, so thought I’d take a pic. My bike is clean (ish) 😂
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Cheers all. My first drink in nearly 5 weeks, but it is my birthday 😎🤙🍻
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Some people need to stop thinking working long hours, answering calls/emails outside of hours, on holiday & always being available for work is some kind of flex. Start switching off, prioritise life, relaxation, enjoyment. Set boundaries. Work to live, don’t live to work 😎🤙
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I’ve obviously got mates I’ve had for a long time. But pretty much every mate I’ve made in the last 3-5 years is because of bikes. Including you lot. Bikes are great 😎🤙
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What an epic ride today. I didn’t want to go as it was so cold, but so glad I did. -7 when I arrived. -1 when I left. But damn it was pretty 😎🤙
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People always post pics of them jumping or going downhill, let’s see your pics of you climbing for a change
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I can’t believe it’s nearly April!! bike park Wales today!
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You know what I like as much as the riding at these meet ups. Look at this pic, it’s the conversations that go on, it’s the friendships that are forged. That’s what this page is all about. Riding bikes, having fun & making friends 😎🤙
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Yesterday I was in Bristol & saw this sculpture. It was put there a few years ago to highlight
#WorldSuicidePreventionDay
I had no clue that was today. If you’re struggling, please reach out, to me, to a friend, to anyone. You’re not alone 😎🤙
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Before we all get lost in a fog of food and booze. Thank you all for making this year what it was for me. It’s been a bit shit for a lot of people, but bikes & twitter has been a constant & a constant source of amusement, fun, advice & support. Thank you all. Here’s to 2023😎🤙
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Did anyone take any pics today? I took one selfie overlooking the reservoir 🤦♂️😂
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Singing “I’m in a wide open space….” By Mansun in my head 😂
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OK then as there’s no UKMTBChat tonight.
As most of you know (cos you very kind people made it happen) I’ve got a new bike. What’s new for you this week?
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This is why my bike is always in the van. A cancelled meeting equals a quick lunch time loop 😎🤙
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No riding, but my annual Boxing Day walk up Pen y Fan is done 😎 Time to lay in the sofa again and consume more chocolate than is healthy 😂
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Twitter seems awful quiet today. Some people have said I’m no longer appearing in their feeds. Say hello below if you can see this 👋
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Another from last night. I know it’s a road bike, but I thought it looks cool 😎🤙
@chrislusty
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There’s a lot of sadness & negativity around at the minute. Post up your fav MTB pic, say where it is & why it’s your fav. This is mine, it’s at Tirpentwys & it makes me look like I can jump 😂
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I couldn’t really be arsed to go out, but my mate
@North3rnMonk3y
said he was heading to Cwmcarn so I dragged myself out of bed. I’m so glad I went now 😎🤙
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8 years ago v Now (well about 6 months ago in that pic). Persistence pays off. I’ve always had an unhealthy relationship with food, I’d just eat & eat with no thought. I’m still not where I’d like to be, but I’m heading in the right direction. 1/2
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Did a short ride earlier.
1. Why do some dog walkers hate cyclists so much? Even when they’ve slowed down & been polite?
2. Why do some drivers think cyclists don’t own cars & drive themselves? 🤷♂️
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I’ve got quite a few new followers in the last month or so. Please don’t think this page is some sort of elitist MTB page. If you ride a bike, you’re one of us. Welcome along for the ride (pun intended) and say hello below 😎🤙👇
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Before I forget & everyone gets too bogged down with the alcohol & food 😂 Thank you all for following me this year, it’s been a blast. I can’t wait for the same next year, but with more meet ups & riding involved. You’re all awesome Merry Xmas 😎🤙
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15 (ish) year old me on my fully rigid GT, thinking I was cool 😂😎🤙
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The cold has caught me out this morning. I can’t feel my fingers or toes! I was planning a long ride, but think I’m gonna have to cut it short! Good to get out though for
#31DaysOfOutdoors
😎🤙
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What a turn out today and couldn’t have asked for better weather. It was a baptism of fire for some on Cwmcarns climbs!! 😎🤙
More pics to follow later. This pic by
@jollyboya
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