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They all waking up like they're resurrecting. π π π π π
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Okay, this is cute. π©
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If my wife send this type of picture, I will cry till they let go home from work. π π π.
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Slay Queen, Baddie were not derogatory terms from the beginning, men found ways to ruin those terms. Top 9-5 women are accused of fucking their ways to the top. Actresses, models, politicians are all called prostitutes in their lines. What should women actually do for a living?.
Hiding prostitution under DJying is now an official thing in South Africa ππ
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Hard guy hard guy until you have a daughter. π π π
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Yeah, let's mock the victims of irresponsible men's philandering. π.
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Fine Lagosians π π₯ π₯ π₯
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@Soulful1865 These men will defend pedophiles, rapists and all sort of disgusting but where they draw the line is what a man choose to door behind closed doors.
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Imagine Nigeria invest $5B in this to connect Lagos-Abeokuta-Ibadan to Abuja, Kano, Anambra, Rivers. Lagos will be decongested. You can live anywhere and work elsewhere. You live in Ibadan and work in Abuja. 45min journey but hey, let's renovate houses of politicians.
Trust China with another world marveling technology. Imagine Lagos to Abuja in 10mins by land.
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Her father has been Speaker of Kwara State HoA, Minister for Transportation, Minister for Sport. She has been SSA on MDGs to Kwara State Governor and now a Minister. Almost all her adult life, she has been in and around power, how would she possibly relate to the common man?.
Nationwide Protest: No need to protest, Nigeria is not the only country facing hardship β Minister of Youth Development. Minister of Youth Development, Dr Jamila Ibrahim, has appealed to youths to shun the proposed nationwide protest against hardship in the country.
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@paulg ChatGPT didn't create itself. The word delve existed before any AI. You lot acting ChatGPT has it's own language. π.
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"1 man can impregnate 9 women every day for 9 months. Those are 2,430 pregnancies. One woman can only get pregnant once within 9 months, even if she beds 9 men every day within 9 months. That's only 1 pregnancy. I think the society's looking at the wrong gender for birth control".
Why does it always fall on the man to wear a condom when there are female condoms too?.
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If you laugh, you are going to hell. π π π
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This man and his boys picked up a boy around 9pm one day in front of Item7 in ilorin. The kid spent three days at their station. His crime was using an iPhone and being able to afford 650 naira food. #EndSARS his name is Sgt Friday of F-division police, Tanke, Ilorin.
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Post-Lori clarity. π π π π
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-200 kids kidnapped in Niger, silence. -NECO registrar assassinated, silence. -Former AIG assassinated, silence. -Judge assassinated, silence. Twitter delete a tweet on the platform. Alahaji Lai:.
Twitterβs Mission In Nigeria Is Suspicious, Says Lai Mohammed
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I swear on my life, no matter how much you despise Nigerian Police, you can not hate them enough. Look how they just wasted this young man's life in Ilorin ffs. Fuck you @PoliceNG
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Who's Ms. Rachel ffs, she has these humans wrapped around her fingers. π π π π
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@paul_ikpeme It's just language bruh. Alhamdulilah means 'Thank God' in Arabic. Imagine how angry you'll be when you realise Arabian Christians call God 'Allah'?.
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Nigerians are extremely beautiful, our leaders just stressing us.
Gorgeous gorgeous Lagosians π π₯π₯π₯π₯
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These British kids mimicking their Nigerian mom is hilarious. I like that they can speak Yoruba too. π π π
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My mother gave birth to a child with only me and her in the room. I was in primary 3. That baby is now 28 or so. I've still not acknowledged his adult status till date. π π π.
whatβs a core memory of yours that you canβt forget? could be anything, even something silly.
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Sam Larry don buy market oo. ππππ€£
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Nigerians>>>> π₯π₯π₯
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Blac Chyna of all IG thots to impress. Lock him up and throw the keys away.
Feds Explains in Detail How IG Scammer Hushpuppi Was Working With the North Koreans and Helped Scam US Citizens for $1.3 BILLION; How Mr. Puppi Would Have Gotten Away With It But He Wanted to Impress Blac Chyna (IG-Pics-Vids)
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Ara weyrey ti baale. π π π π π
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K1 is legendary with women. His 38th child was with his wife's cousin. When he was asked about the unfortunate situation, he said "It's huge family and you don't expect me to know everyone in the family". One of his biggest investor was Gbenga Highlander, he fucked his wife too.
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Everything about this video. Yoruba London babes>>>>
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A man going about his day, not hurting anyone, he's on the internet getting mocked by strangers for something he has zero control over. I really hope some of you will get beat offline for stuff like this some day.
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Education & exposure aren't enough cure for bigotry, extremism, & any form of deep troubling ideologies. The kid had the best education, he had excess money(he Β£6m+ in his accounts), yet decided he wanted to take one for Alqaeda. His dad literally used to run First Bank. .
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Have a daughter just to do cute shit like this. πβ€οΈππππππ
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Nigerians equating Boko Haram to Hamas is hilarious. Boko Haram do not have any form of legitimacy. Hamas are a political party fighting against apartheid, colonisation and occupation. They have a legitimate cause even under international law. So ignorant and so loud.
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@Chelanise @call_me_lexxi Oh man. Sick y'all bringing this zodiac shit into everything. Even TV characters ffs. Get a fucking grip. It's a fucking myth.
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This is one of the people that killed Oceanic Bank. He was owing 15 billion Naira, in fact, the bank begged him to pay 8 and leave the reat, he didn't. People like this can get airtime on national TV.
Businessman Jimoh Ibrahim reveals a strategy for Nigeria to pay back its debts in 90 days. #CTVTweets.#PoliticsToday
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Abroad twitter want to earn money in Euros, Pounds and Dollars but pay for services in Naira. π π π π.
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Wife's earning 400k, husband earning 150k monthly. She's never contributed 10k into anything in the house. Why are some of you marrying women who aren't kind to you. πππ.
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Wahala π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Kids trying lemons for the first time, be electric shock. π π π π
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Our extremely conservative society raised girls from the age of 8-10 to be a wives some day. The moment she starts helping in the kitchen, every single mistake will be corrected with 'is that how you'll be doing in your husband's house'. Meanwhile the lots of the boys aren't. .
This wedding dress thing isnβt just about a woman praying for a husband, itβs what this action is rooted in and its long term consequences. Society tells women and girls that getting married is their ultimate life goal, because of this, ladies live their lives for the validation.
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@UniqueFeranmii I hope men are not embarrassing themselves in her DM. If she wants sex, she has like 200 guys on standby, don't let tweets like these make you do unfortunate stuff bro. π π π.
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My oga, maybe they were settling it like this after every abuse. I mean, they had 5 kids.
Staying in an abusive marriage just a few months after getting married is crazy! Yo!. To think the family knew about it and made her stay in the marriage is wild and alarmingly disturbing. No one should be made to go through the horror. Imagine bleeding from being hit with a.
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Gulakβs driver's one of the smartest men in Nigeria. He memorized makes, models and tag numbers of the assassins' cars, the police tracked them, killed them all and set them on fire in d cars. Who knew Nigeria police could be this swift and effective? Who killed Jimoh?.
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Dipo built his reputation here on his relentless campaigns for people to add value to themselves but he was okay with a man whose WAEC certificate was a debate to be in charge of a 400+ billion dollar economy. Can he let Buhari run his company? 35 years & man couldn't get a Bsc.
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He's been with her for 14 years and never suspected anything fetish until he wanted to marry an anti-polygamy lady. He needed to get rid of her for his new bride. π.
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@SaulStaniforth I've never seen a country try so much to be on the wrong side of history this many times. Absolutely unreal.
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Gorgeous gorgeous Lagosians π π₯π₯π₯π₯
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@TeniEntertainer Fisayo Soyombo spent 6 weeks reeling out many allegations of smuggling against this man; backed up with audio-visual evidences. His businesses and source of wealth have negative consequences for our country, corrupt authorities didn't say anything and then here you are.
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@i24NEWS_EN Replace Isreali Special Forces and Jenin Hospital with Russian Spacial Forces and Kiev Hospital. What do you reckon the reactions would be to such headline?.
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My mom voluntarily admitted herself into an hospital when i was planning on marrying a divorced mother of 2 for a whole week.
which parent is more dramatic your mum or dad ? or both π.
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It was such a profound experience. Came back from & saw blood everywhere on the bed & I started crying. She was telling me to stop crying that everything is okay while literally pushing out a baby. Women are the definition of strength πͺ.
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I know this is bants and all but every time the Nigerian society trample on the poor, this is our answer; 'Hustle oo'. This is akin to blaming the victims. No matter everyone's husting, we all won't be rich. Taking care of those in the lower strata is true justice.
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Again, Nigerians>>>>>π₯π₯πππ
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@StopAntisemites This woman's consumers are children and why is it antisemitic to have basic empathy towards Gaza kids?. How do you get angry at anyone saying kids getting killed is bad? Isreal is the number cause of child mortality rn.
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Pointing out that the index tweet was put out by a woman isn't even the flex response you lot think it to be. What's worse than misogyny? The internalised misogyny. Why is a woman slut shaming a dj for dancing? Or is it her outfit?.
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@yabaleftonline @__arike_adey We told my mom she shout too much one time like that and for like two weeks, she never said a word in the house, just head and hand gestures. Those people have drama in their DNA. We of course had to apologise. π π π.
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@Johnpatrick500 "Arab children grow up to be Arabs". People are going to act like this is a normal sentence?.
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Asiwaju was in Saudi to pray for Nigeria, may Allah accept his prayers, amin.
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This couple just parked and sit beside this woman roasting corn, oh they're not buying, the pregnant wife just craving the smell of roasted corn. Omo, this thing na kati-kati oo.
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Apparently, one Saga friend put out this tweet last year. It all makes sense now.
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Fetish woman wey no derail your life. You've grown so much in 14 years but when new wife show, you start dey beat her and accused her of doing juju. We all know what we are doing.
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Why are married men triggered by a single lady warning women about showing desperation for marriage? Advice is clear really;want marriage? Go for it but don't be desperate & expose yourself to potential exploitations, men can smell it & they'll let you know they did you a favour.
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I thought they were talking about garri the whole fucking time. Jesus my head spinning rn. π
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They said he was anti-North and not a real Muslim for saying this logical thing. You can't destroy people's businesses after taking taxes over their commodities.
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Speaking of yahoo. Client turn wife here. If no understand yoruba just dey laff ππππππππ
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On twin is a Scientist, the other is a Pastor. π π π
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@XXL You know you are the direct child of lucifer when the cartel suing you. Your moral compass buried under 10 ft frfr.
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@APTPaction Netanyahu is afraid of what might happen after this whole war has ended. He can't seem to imagine losing his grip on power and possibly facing any consequences for his genocidal actions.
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Graduates of Mathematics and Geophysics couldn't afford a decent living. Nigeria is not a country wallahi.
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Calling GRV 'Chinedu' is very intentional and a subtle bigotry. People might not see it but the message is clear. π.
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@halalflow What's the point of these media sessions if no questions will be answered straight forward?.
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@RnaudBertrand You can imagine how uncomfortable he's been feeling before eventually putting this out. Men like him will go to bed every night with heavy heart because today's leaders have refused to learn from history. God bless him.
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@sahouraxo Isreal: "Belgium is Khamas". Journalist: "Did you see what has happened to the Belgium infrastructure in Gaza, do you condemn that?". White House's Kirby: "I don't have the full details yet, the Isrealis are yet to give us the full account of the situation. We are always urging.
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. DSS failed to act when his dad reported some weird and suspicious behaviours. He could've killed hundreds of people because of brainwashing.
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raised to be good husbands. They get away with things because 'boys will be boys'. In fact a grown male struggling with basic survival skills(cleaning, laundry, cooking etc) will be urged to 'get married' as a solution to his inadequacies. It's time for the society to agree with.
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No fooking way. π π π€£ π€£ π€£ π€£ π€£
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According to Iyin Aboyeji, we should all find a way to get dollars into Nigeria so his friends can waste it on stupid jamboree like this one.
Here's the list of government sponsored delegates to COP28 from Nigeria. According to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change. 1/9
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Vagina is capable of expanding to this level and returning to the normal structure but some men think the human penis is capable of permanently leaving the vagina gaped. That level of stupidity is frightening.
I wanna speak to the manager because what is this and why is it on my Facebook?
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@SaulStaniforth "We feel very guilty for the genocide of Jewish people in the second world war and for that we are giving unconditional support to Israel to conduct their own genocide". Germany has a chance to choose a different historical path and decided to choose the wrong side of history.
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That man's been tweeting from his sick bed for the last 5 years, he jokes and drop thought-provoking angles on issues with all he's going through. Twitter isn't a real place, we masked so many things with our appearance here. May Allah forgive his shortcomings & grant him Jannah.
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@HandofOzil "Endo's recent performances has encouraged Arsenal to tie down Tomiyasu who was keen to join Liverpool few days ago. Japanese players in the PL is a Liverpool tingy". π.
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