Absolutely Chavulous
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As #AbsolutelyChavulous as Kerry Katona eating a greggs sausage roll while watching Jeremy Kyle
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Joined July 2014
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"Moist" seems to be a word that people really hate but which word gives you 'The Ick' Feel free to quote this tweet with your reply
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"Moist" seems to be a word that people really hate but which word gives you 'The Ick' Feel free to quote this tweet with your reply
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@SandraTesco If you reply from the @Tesco account might do, until then keep out of my mentions
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Elon has apparently started a Taxi Company called TESLA CABS
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@curtiswoodhous8 Not much of a reach, (unless you're talking about your reach which seems OK) it is the same premise but instead of a woman being sexually assaulted it's you. Would you be OK with that?
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@curtiswoodhous8 So you would've been fine with a gay man slapping your arse when you were just wearing shorts? I mean after all if you were in those silky shorts looking all buff and sweaty you would have been asking for it right? Dress like a stripper you should expect to be treated as one?
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Not where I thought it was going ππππ
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Awww, bless them. They've enen made it a tiny bottle so his hands look bigger
Coca-Cola $KO gives Donald Trump a special Diet Coke bottle to commemorate his inauguration as president. Corporate America is lining up to kiss the ring. Funny enough, this gesture has led to widespread online criticism from liberals, with many calling for a Diet Coke boycott.
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No do all of Tommy's matesπ§΅π
ADMIN POST. The former Labour MP for Hove, Ivor Caplin, was arrested today after a sting by paedophile hunters. Caplin was attempting to meet a teenage boy for sex. No wonder Labour don't want inquiries, they're riddled. Hats off to all sting teams. Doing exceptional work.
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Somebody has taken their "brave as fuck" pills, but I guess he thinks his tangerine puppet will protect him
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ALEXA, add sanitary towels, wotsits & a dressing gown to my shopping list
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RT @SwearingKids: Which avatar looks best? π For the original β₯οΈ For the new one by #GrokAI
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