Aaryn Williams
@Aaryn_Williams
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Watching Ep 3 of
@shanedawson
series and the woman repeatedly saying “be gentle with the children they make you famous” over and over got my blood boiling. Teach your kids not to camp out on peoples lawns idk lady 🤷🏼♀️ that was embarrassing
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I saw two moms lose their shit in target today and I was just like YES mama stand your ground 😂 one of them screamed “you’re not getting shit now!” & I just wanted to give her a standing ovation.
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Watching
@shanedawson
new conspiracy video and I worked at Hollister in high school 🤣 I’m triggered.
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If Nick were in the grocery store with both girls on his own and they both had a meltdown at the same time, women would be going “awww you poor thing!”. When it’s me with them mid-meltdown, women look at me like I have 3 heads because I’m supposed to be the magic baby whisperer.
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Absolutely you on all fours
SERIOUS IMPORTANT DECISION! which is a better thumbnail for my new insane music video? 1 or 2?
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Anyone else obsessed with
@JeffreeStar
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Do you ever look at your kids and just wonder how the hell you created something so perfect?
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“We’re getting a new baby but we’re going to keep Adeline” - Skyla
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I love you and hurt for you
@shanedawson
! The people who matter support you! It's so blatantly clear that you have a great character. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Here’s to the moms who are behind on laundry, who cook prepackaged meals more than home cooked, who didn’t get to all of the Christmas magic this year. Are your kids fed, clean, and safe? Yes? You’re killing it. Betty Lou’s perfect yard and casserole can wait.
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Her face has already changed now that the puffiness is starting to go down! Wow... I'm proud
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@shanedawson
I really hope someone recognizes her from the video so she can learn a life lesson from this 😂
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Everything is 3947291833 times more fun with a child. Don't listen to bitter people telling you to wait forever... have all the babies! 👶🏻👶🏽
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I was on a call just now and had the phone on speaker.. The woman asked for my name and Adeline screamed “MY NAME IS ADELINE AND I LOVE CAKE POPS” 💀 same
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Currently accepting applications for non judgemental Mom friend with margarita machine. 👯♀️
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Nick just signed the paperwork for HIS OWN BUSINESS so he’s filming a clip for Friday’s vlog from Austin explaining everything! Had to keep it under wraps until it was a done deal & employees could be notified. I want to throw a party for him!!! I am so proud I could cry!!! 😭
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I just started counting down from 10 (as a joke) after I asked my husband to do something and he said “I’m not doing it because I want a spanking”. Bye.
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After some of the most stressful weeks of my life... we have a new home! 🏡 🍑
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Adeline was whining in her car seat just now and Skyla loudly proclaimed “ADELINE, SANTA IS WATCHING YOU!” We died 😂
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I understand that people who grow up in the city aren’t used to kids running wild in nature, but my entire childhood was me running barefoot into the unknown on the Ranch. It’s daily life for a lot of kids and tbh I couldn’t have had a better childhood. I cannot wait 4 Ranch days
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“Guess what, it’s my Daddy’s birthday in heaven.” - Me
“Well what did his Mom say?” - Skyla
“I don’t know but she’s in heaven with him!” - Me
“I think she said no friends coming over because there’s virus.” - Skyla
💀 what a time to be alive
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"Try working outside the home.." blah blah blah it's not a competition. Hop on board and support fellow women instead of trying to explain why your life is harder! You don't know what goes on in anyone's life when the camera is off.
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Getting ready to leave the house just now and Nick said “wow.. you look amazing... definitely wouldn’t think you popped two kids out...” 😂 ok Nick, the first part of that would have been fine on it’s own.
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“Yes Skyla, one day you will find your prince just like the princesses.” - Me
“Is it gonna be daddy?” - Skyla
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I was looking for the product list and came across this perfect PSA. 👏🏼
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I just got a comment on the last video saying it “pisses them off that mommy is slayed head to toe but Skyla is a mess”.... she’s a child... let her be a child. Must not be a Mom or she’d realize how quick they cover themselves in pasta sauce and rip out their hair clips. Blocked
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I’m dying right now 😂 I said “Nick my vision is getting blurry now.” & he said “alright Aaryn we don’t need any more hospital visits.. you already took the girls the other day and they told you to put lotion on them so just relax” 💀💀 I can’t stop laughing
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I used to get so worked up when people would question my parenting, and now I'm *internally* responding with "take a number & use that energy worrying about your own kids since you're such a pro". I no longer care what people think because I KNOW I am a GREAT Mom.
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I hate that I start talking before people finish their sentence sometimes. My brain is always on turbo.. zero chill.. always anxious to keep it moving 😑
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I just want to say to anyone out there who’s spouse travels all the time... That shit is HARD and depressing and taxing and you are the real MVP for getting all the things done alone. Hard days - alone. Happy days - alone. You deserve a medal and a cake.
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It’s fucking payday lets get turnt at the grocery store
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Guys Nick is putting Skyla to bed and he told her to come say goodnight. She came in our room and said “goodnie mama. Lo you.” & blew a kiss. Excuse me while I sob!
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Thank goodness for this advice! I had no idea how to do a 19 month old’s hair!
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“Santa Claus lives in an old pool.” - Skyla
“The North Pole?” - me
“an old pool. I told you THREE times.” - Skyla
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I love being greeted at the Starbucks drive up speaker with “good morning Aaryn” 💀
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Adeline was above her birthweight in less than a week. Please don't send me condescending breastfeeding/pumping advice. They're my boobs and I'll pump if I want to 💁🏼
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Skyla just threw a piece of cheese across the room and it suck on Adeline’s forehead. Omg 😂 parenting is great
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Taking a trip for drivethru coffee with the girls in their car seats is basically my only escape of the day when they don’t nap at the same time. It’s pure mommy bliss 😂
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Guys. After our new insurance having my birthday and the girls birthdays wrong a minimum of 3 times, today they have declared I am a male, and therefore nothing will be covered relating to my pregnancy. 💀 love this for us.
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HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS SO CUTE!? Being a Mom is the most fun thing I've ever done in my life
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I’m getting a lot of messages asking if I’m pregnant... no, no, and no. Reese is 5 months old for starters. 💀 but also... truly. I am not joking when I say I think we might be done. I appreciate you guys but also... please stop 🤣
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At a checkup just now.. Skyla to the nurse: “there’s a baby in there” points to my belly... “and milk in there” points to my chest. 😂🤭
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We found a house and we are going to make an offer 😍🏡🤞🏼
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My Mom to Skyla - “you’re going back to school tomorrow! Yay!”
Skyla - “No”
My Mom - “Why not?”
Skyla - “Starbucks is open...”
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Bath time conversation sealed with a kiss: “Adeline, you are my best friend. You’re stuck with me.” - Skyla 😭😭😭
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WE DID DISNEYLAND WITHOUT A SINGLE MELTDOWN! What in the world!? It was the most magical day ever 😭😭😭😭😭😭😻😻😻😻 gosh we are so blessed!
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Skyla just picked up the phone and said “hello? ..... juice. Thank You” click
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Great news! My blood draw at 4w6d came back at 1665 HCG and 21 on Progesterone which is amazing! I can’t wait for my ultrasound in a couple weeks!
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It’s foggy today and Skyla just came into our room and said “MOM! I can’t see the other houses.. I think they blowed away!” 😂 That’s the dream Skyla.
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Omg I’ve been wearing makeup for too long. I’m not wearing any today and Nick just came home and asked me if I have a black eye. I’m done.
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Little things get to me like diapers strung across the room and baby clothes covering the floor... but not in a bad way. The song “you’re gonna miss this” plays in my head a minimum of 10 times a day. It’s actually heart wrenching thinking of them growing up.
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“My best friend was annoying me at school today.” - Skyla
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Adeline is 11 months old today and we are officially done breastfeeding 🤱🏼 It was amazing but I’m not sad. It was time for us!
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Being a Mom is probably 25% looking at areas of your home that need to be organized, finding cute ideas on Pinterest, and never actually doing it.
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If you park so close to me that I have to squeeze my belly between our cars to get in, don't mind my car door against yours.
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I have to remind myself that yes.. Skyla is wild and it can be hard at times.. BUT.. She is my child and she will clearly never be a boring wet blanket. 😂 she will be the life of the party like her parents and have a fun life. 🤷🏼♀️
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I met a subscriber on the plane and they took me to my dry bar appointment in their limo 😂😀😻
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I’ve never seen Nick chop and stack wood in my life but now that he has a beard and everyone is stroking his ego he thinks he’s a lumberjack. He just asked me if I took a video 💀 stop telling him how good he looks please 😂😂
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We survived Vegas and had the most amazing time! The wolf pack can’t wait to see all of the babies! It felt like a LIFETIME away from them and I won’t lie, it was hard and I cried when I saw them over the phone! However, mama needed to let loose for a few days ❤️💁🏼♀️
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I just asked my step brother to clean off Adeline’s high chair while I got the girls set up at the table to color. He took it outside and blew it with a leaf blower 💀 I wish I had my phone on me!
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My obsession with
@shanedawson
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"GUYS" at the beginning of
@shanedawson
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Skyla ran up to a random woman in full Cinderella today and she just went with it and played the part like a true Disney employee 😂 I was so proud and regained a little faith in humanity.
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Me: “don’t spend a lot of money on a one year old for Christmas because they won’t remember.”
Also me:
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I was wrong about her looking just like Skyla now that I've had a chance to really look at her!
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I’m only about 17 weeks and I can feel Reese moving around! I just put my hand low on my belly and felt a tiny tap. It seems impossible this early but I’m 100% sure it’s her! It’s the best feeling in the world knowing there’s a little angel in there! so special
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Omg. I can't wait for this
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If you talk 💩 about Duchess I will block you. Duchess is queen 😂
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Why can’t I be one of those Moms who A) doesn’t give a shit when the house is a wreck or B) doesn’t let the house become a wreck in the first place. Instead I’m just tweeting about it. 🙃
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How... how... HOW is Adeline going to be ONE in a couple weeks? No no no no no no 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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*Nick walks back into the hospital room after running errands for me* ... "I think I got the right pads... the box wasn't exactly the same though..." *scratches head*. 😂 I love him. We are ready to get the hell outta dodge.
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I think all OBs and midwives should treat postpartum patients with compassion when discussing PPA and PPD. Many women never get the help they need because they are afraid of judgement and/or being seen as an unfit mother.
#BellLetsTalk
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I’ve never been the person to request someone specific at the nail salon but after the best pedicure of my life, I ride or die for Tammy.
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Adeline is getting ear tubes and her adenoids removed today so we had to leave the house at 5:30. Nick took Skyla to school and she told him that “mommy lets her wear her princess dress to school and he needs to do her hair and makeup - especially lipstick.” 🤣
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