A-aron
@A_aron2223
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He/him |Professional shitposter |Unshockingly average at everything I do |All of my tweets are endorsed by @BarackObama |Aspiring Freelance Bodyguard
United States
Joined March 2014
RT @ijustbluemyself: If you’re in New Orleans please get off the roads I just saw Patrick Mahomes sr pull off in his rental
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RT @TewChaynz: And Patrick Mahomes your wife is ugly let me get that off my chest before the game starts
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RT @doulbedoink: Eight year old cooper dejean: When i grow up i wanna be in the super bowl and get an interception and a touchdown and the…
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Also saw alligators, manatees, and countless birds but seeing monkeys in the wild in Florida was top tier
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Look how many psychos there are in the comments
Should you hear stories about FBI agents fearing for their livelihoods, their reputations, and the welfare of their families, remember this photograph, and harden your heart against them all.
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Put on your bobby sox baby Roll up your old blue jeans There's a band playin' down at the armory Know's what rock and roll really means I want to ride in your '55 T-Bird Drive through some old memories I ain't after your body baby I just want you to dance with me
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