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Jordan Henderson has made an absolutely laughing stock of all his haters.
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Delighted for Kepa. Acted the maggot all shootout. Even after Fabinho put him back in his box he still carried out. Kelleher classy throughout and put his pen away beautifully. Kepa brought that upon himself ❄️⚽️
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Trent’s passes with super duper pro fireball tracers are my new drug ☄️
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Told Endo completed his lactate test posting record numbers. Milner had held the previous club record.
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Do his haters even feel ashamed of their behaviour when he puts in performances like that. Always seems like he has to constantly prove himself. We will look back when he is gone and wish we had another like him. One of our greatest captains without a shadow of doubt.
Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson is the first reds player to score and assist at Goodison Park in the same game in the Premier League since Steven Gerrard, also in December 16 years ago...💥
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Mukesh Ambani wanted to buy Liverpool in 2017, 2018 and 2021. But, FSG refused each time. He even bid £3 billion one time and is now preparing a £4 billion bid with guaranteed squad investment.
Mukesh is a senior member of the Ambani Family and has assets of £830billion.
#LFC
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With the exception of new signings this man is the only one that can hold his head high this season. He is an absolute diamond. Humble, classy and the best keeper to have ever pulled on the shirt.
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The cream on the top of everything yesterday.
O come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant
O come ye, O come ye to Anfield
Come and behold them
They're the Kings of Europe
O come let us adore them
O come let us adore them
O come let us adore them - L I V E R P O O L!
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🚨🚨🚨 EXCL: Jude Bellingham to Liverpool is done.
Structure of the deal has now been agreed & signed. As verbally agreed days ago, €120m + €10m. €120m in 3 instalments, €10m performance related.
Medical departments in communication, medical day to be agreed.
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Very awkward week for FSG outists. Might have to find a new club to not support now
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You have learned nothing if you ever doubt Liverpool Football Club
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“Saved us” ✅
Stabilised LFC ✅
Put the club back on the map ✅
Hired Klopp ✅
Development Anfield ✅
Built a state of the art training ground ✅
Ended a 30 year title drought ✅
Kept world class players ✅
Won EVERYTHING ✅
Appointed fans on the board ✅
Unbelievable 12 years
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Jurgen Klopp. Exposing the worst Liverpool fans with team selections since 2015.
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Love this. We are going to end up absolutely adoring this lad.
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Sad to see so many of our supporters in mourning over a draw away to Chelsea. 2 losses all season and 100% record in the CL so far. Dragging players through the mud that have been exceptional for us. Really pathetic given how much is left to play for this season. Up the reds
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A lot of tables out there attempting to discredit Liverpool’s season because of the influence of VAR. (CORRECT DECISIONS)
Here is the difference VAR would have made to the outcome of the
@premierleague
if VAR was in place for the last 11 seasons.
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FSG outists want us to be PSG. Off you pop and support PSG because what’s brewing at Liverpool is under Klopp far more exciting to me. Should be absolutely ashamed of yourself the way you’ve carried on of if you haven’t supported this team. Us “superfans” know who we are 😂
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I'm hearing Chamberlain to Liverpool is very close. Expected to be at Anfield on Sunday
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Watching this 30 year Liverpool doc is a gentle reminder of how insignificant our recent crop of the the pretendyest of pretendy fans are. We’ve endured some amount of shite to earn the right to enjoy this league title. Up the best team in the fucking land.
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Looking back at this. How lucky have we been to have a player like Jordan Henderson spend his career at Liverpool. On and off the pitch he is LFC through and through.
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Amount of points dropped after Lovren interviews - 7
Amount of points won after Lovren interviews - 117
Amount of made up stats above - 2
Amount of effect Lovren interviews have on the outcome of games - 0
Amount of crayons being stuck up bums despite this - Anyone’s guess
"In four years Barcelona won 20 trophies... why can't we do that?
"We want to be remembered as one of the best teams ever"
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Just like Gary Neville. If I ever see him betting red on a roulette table I’m going black.
"The two centre-backs are the reason i'd put Arsenal ahead of Liverpool in the title race" 🧱
@rioferdy5
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@petercrouch
believe the defensive partnership of Gabriel and William Saliba is what gives Arsenal the edge challenging for Man City's crown...
🎙️
@lynseyhipgrave
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Mukesh Ambani wanted to buy Liverpool in 2017, 2018 and 2021. But, FSG refused each time. He even bid £3 billion one time and is now preparing a £4 billion bid with guaranteed squad investment.
Mukesh is a senior member of the Ambani Family and has assets of £830billion.
#LFC
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End of an amazing era. So happy I enjoyed it unlike some. CL football secured again, a trophy and exciting time ahead. YNWA
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Virgil putting on the afterburners to catch Son will live long in my memory. Was like when you’re playing football against kids and one of the little fuckers gets past you with the ball and you just take a couple of adult strides and yuuuup, get up out of that!
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Best case scenario this could be the greatest day of your life. Worst case scenario Liverpool are off to Madrid to bring big ears home. Come on you mighty reds.
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Top Reds 35-0 Bottom Reds
The strongest squad Klopp has ever had stretch the lead to 35. This squad is deeper than the hole Bottom Reds have dug for themselves. Great night for real supporters.
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Diaz, Nunez, Gakpo, Alexis and Szoboszlai in the last 18 months. Half a starting team at a cost of €300M but FSG don’t spend 🤯
There will be more too 🚨👀🚨
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Klopp’s Liverpool will be back. When they do there is a lot of deleting to be done on here. I’ve kept records though. Impeccable record keeping actually. They will all go into hiding again. Living for misery. Sell your big accounts while your stocks are high.
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@MrMarkByron
Omg you’re such an inspiration. I can’t imagine life without a signature hair cut. So scary. Stay strong hun. Wb x
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Emotional scenes at Molineux today as Neves bids farewell to the Wolves faithful as he is set to complete his switch to Liverpool this evening. He did not travel to the game.
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Such a shame this Liverpool team has so many doubters amongst the fans. These are nights we long for. These are special times. The potential for this club under Klopp is uncapped. Records being equalled and broken. Believe you fuckers ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Imagine you spent 4 years slaughtering Henderson then celebrated shamelessly as he lifted the European Cup
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@Dominos_UK
Some lads to be throwing out stick. You have Stevie Wonder cutting your pizzas with a spoon.
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I don’t know what I love more. What we are doing to these rival fans heads or bottom reds who doubted and abused our own club. All I know is it’s an incredible time to be a Liverpool supporter. Saviour it. Don’t look back and think all I did was moan.
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Only catching up on how bothered opposition fans are over this parade stuff. It’s very entertaining.
We used to get laughed at for celebrating a 2-2 draw against West Brom. Now they are laughing at us completing the trophy collection. More to come under Klopp, guaranteed 🔴🏆
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Top Reds 32-1 Bottom Reds
No bed wetting, no crayon abuse and no panicking. Top reds stayed relaxed and trusted Klopp and his team. Don’t ever lose belief in this club. They know what they are doing. Up the reds
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De Bruyne on Anfield:
“I have never experienced anything like it. Their fans are the most incredible in the world. You'll never walk alone makes the hairs on my neck stand up. It is a really special place”
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Leicester on course for 90 points if they maintained this season form. Liverpool 109 City 72
91 points is 15 more wins for Liverpool from the 22 games left. City would need to win 20 from the remaining 22 to get 92 points
Unbelievable situation this team has played itself into
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Happy Christmas to all Liverpool supporters who don’t slate their own players. Have an amazing day. I wouldn’t wish bad on those that don’t back the players so hope yous have a nice day too. Just not as good as everyone that deserves nice things.
Hope Santa is good. Up the Reds
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The way he is looking at that ball tells the whole story. That ball is guilty of something
Roberto Firmino in all competitions this season:
🏃♂️ 11 games
⚽️ 6 goals
🅰️ 3 assists
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You might never see the likes of him again. Our best ever.
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Tsimikas has come in for a lot of shite on here lately. I’d take a performance like that week in week out from him. Very solid and calm today.
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Top Reds 39-0 Bottom Reds
Top Reds could have wished for better preparation for Sunday. Cruising to a 6 nil win Bottom Reds don’t know who to turn to, who to blame or who to abuse lately. Those extra fist pumps from Klopp were dedicated to real supporters tonight.
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You know a really shite fan when they take to Twitter to turn on Klopp. Klopp made half of you support Liverpool ffs.
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Last thing. All those weapons slating our midfield before the game. I hope you finally fuck off and support a club that deserves your toxic shite. What a football team 🔥🔥🔥
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Exists for transfers. Everything that’s wrong with the way people support football nowadays. The prospect of Quansah, Bajcetic and Doak excite me far more than a transfer. Football has become secondary in a lot of fan’s minds it seems.
Feel bad for Quansah because he shouldn't be starting but he doesn't look up to it either. Too soon for the youngster.
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Fekir signed for Liverpool yesterday. It doesn’t matter what the hold up is in announcing. All you need to care about is he has signed. Now go off and enjoy yourselves you’ll break your phone refreshing twitter so much.
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Shaqiri on course to beat any Coutinho season in terms of goals and assists 🚨
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Henderson contract extension upsetting all the right people as usual I see. Klopp has the bed wetting wardrobe dwelling crayon smugglers on strings. It’s really nice
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@Bigglesdaf
@jm0ses
@alicksimmons
I think you will find even the police couldn’t use unreasonable force to deal with a trespasser. A request to leave would surely be the first act.
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Lovren, Lallana, Milner and Henderson all start. Our pretendy fans heads falling off
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This fella told you the club was for sale. Then you believed complete liars tell you things were at an advanced stage. Now you’re allowing your heads fall off all over again.
I’m here to save you though. Come with me.
🚨 As things stand, Liverpool increasingly unlikely to sign Jude Bellingham this summer. Expected price & financial power of rivals puts
#LFC
hopes in doubt. Pursuit not off & no firm decisions but sense is
#MCFC
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#RMFC
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@TheAthleticFC
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Imagine thinking this fella hasn’t got unfinished business at Liverpool Football Club. My captain
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50 million on Keita, 40 on Fekir, 60 on Fabinho the net spend wank sock merchants will be running out of crayons to stick up their bum!
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Wijnaldum was absolutely quality last night by the way. Late on in the game still sprinting around like the first 5 mins. Others stole the headlines but again Gini goes under the radar enabling all these performances.
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Happy last day believing Jordan Henderson ill never lift the Premier League trophy for Liverpool
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Don’t give a shite what the kits will look like. This deal with Nike makes up for about 15 years falling behind United commercially. The owners had a vision and have delivered. This is a big day for Liverpool football club.
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City now need to win 20 in a row and hope Liverpool lose 5 times. It’s a case of when now not if.
The best in England
The best in Europe
The best in the fucking world.
We. Are. Liverpool.
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And here is why bottom reds have no place supporting our club. This isn’t possible buying every single player we’re linked with. The future isn’t on your fifa ultimate team. There is nothing more satisfying than producing from the academy.
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Is it just a modern day society thing that people constantly look for early indicators that something is terminal? Or can a football team not just have a bad start anymore? Is there any belief left or even any hope? Liverpool will get it together. Relax
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No Keita in the RBL squad to play Shalke tomorrow I’m hearing. Getting real now. Hopefully true
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The scapegoating of Gomez and Milner is only masking the fact that all of our top players have gotten themselves into a terrible rut. Trent, Robbo, Virgil, Fab and Mo have been so bad so often all season.
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Liverpool are top of their CL group and have been winning games for fun lately. Yet it's back to square one after a draw for some terrible weapon fans
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Still top. 15 to play. How many wins needed to win the league?
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Jordan Henderson about to lift something no other Liverpool captain ever has. Imagine not loving him.
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Thank god that’s over. Not because it was a shite game but listening to Neville and Tyler was torture today. The whole game spent knocking Liverpool and knocking one out to City. It’s a joke. Unbeaten, joint top having played City, Chelsea and Spurs. Pricks
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Really good news about Chelsea breaking. Many called it would happen eventually. Today is a great day for football.
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Top Reds 36-0 Bottom Reds
Things going from bad to worse for Bottomers. Deep squad Liverpool dig out a great 3 points in tough conditions. Great time to be a Top Red thanks
@Linda_Pizzuti
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Top Reds 29-1 Bottom Reds
Disappointing day for Bottoms with 3 unlikely scorers in the absence of Salah and Mane. Missed opportunity to use Anfield Rd development up front jokes. On we go 💪🏻
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Performance related add-ons include winning the Premier League & UCL.
Expected to be announced (whether that's agreement announcement or full on official) within 72 hours.
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FSG outists assaulted themselves with crayons over this fella
OFFICIAL: Despite costing Atletico Madrid €70m, Thomas Lemar has finished the 19/20 season without registering a single goal or assist.
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Never seen a draw against a very good team blown out of such proportion. 10 men can be a nightmare to break down. Especially one that sat as a back 5, as organised, as hard working and dug as deep as Chelsea.
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Why can't the cabbages at NB just do this? How can you be so bad at kit designing you go into the business of kit design?
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Brighton are getting something Sunday. I’m convinced. Well, convincing myself. This is part of it. Liverpool are winning the league and I’m not accepting no for an answer.
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Hard to believe what I’m reading lately on here. Actual Liverpool supporters siding with a Gary Neville article. Do you not realise he literally hates Liverpool, you’re all falling for his nonsense and his opinion is worthless. Do you need reminding?
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Top Reds 27 - 0 Bottom Reds
Bottom Reds deducted 1 point as head bottom red
@LFCLaurie
got excited at 2 nil down and tweeted me mid game. In true bottom red form he didn’t take responsibility deleted it before he thought I seen it. Top reds cruise on 🎄
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We’re winning the league on Sunday, the European Cup on the 1st of June and then a big meteorite is smashing into earth
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Top Reds 37-0 Bottom Reds
Top reds surge into a 37 point lead as the might reds continue their 100% record in the champions league. Bottom reds nightmare continue as the real supporters are in dreamland at the San Siro!
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Can, Milner and Chamberlain coming off your bench in a 3-0 win 1 point off third in the PL and a chance to win CL group midweek. Things can't be that bad can they? Up the fucking Reds!!!!
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This is exactly the issue the new brand of fan doesn’t want to understand. You can’t just bring a 9th man for a 3 man equation.
Wages, developing youth and keeping players happy all factors. One has to go and depending on who it is will dictate the quality of the replacement.
Liverpool went into the season with Henderson, Fabinho, Keita, Thiago, Milner, Jones, Oxlade-Chamberlain and Elliott as midfield options. The majority of those are partial to an injury or two but unless you shift a few, you can't bring more in.
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The excitement of knowing a young player is about to become a superstar
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Between FSGout, ITKs, fume over spec, tweeting Linda we've the biggest bunch of cunts imaginable and they come in more varieties than Heinz
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