Hot, Big Ass, perfect hairline, insane aura, long hair and clean and doesn't stink down there…ladies and gentlemen you’re seeing the complete package in a human being
🚨 BREAKING: Borussia Dortmund and Manchester United are actively working on a loan of Jadon Sancho to Dortmund! Sancho would like to return to Dortmund.
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People who wrote off Raphael Varane and wanted him sold in the last window need to have a second look at how United defend without him. He’s massive for this team
It's finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫
To all non local Man Utd fans out there. Why do you support us? You have no connection to our city? No emotional attachment. You ruin our atmosphere. Support ye fuckin local or I'm fuckin coming for you
Across Europe's top five leagues in 2019/2020, two players scored 15+ goals and registered 15+ assists:
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi
🏴 Jadon Sancho
Europe's most complete forwards. 🤝
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#mufc
have decided against triggering an option to extend Raphael Varane's contract by 12 months, leaving the defender free to hold talks with foreign clubs over a summer transfer from tomorrow.
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Unofficial rumours circulating that Dani Alves has killed himself in his Spanish prison cell.
Nothing yet confirmed by any reputable source. Take it as a fake rumour until further information comes out.