Apoorv
@ASHAPOORV
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Now imagine this in Delhi metro
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I miss bangalore because at least vahan pe I always had hot dates. Who even stays in Ahmedabad 🐹
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I know it’s not groundbreaking but kissing a boy you like in a club full of straight people is still so hot to me
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#twitterdown
1. Checked Twitter to see if it was back up
2. Made a cup of coffee
3. Drank a cup of coffee
4. Checked Twitter again.
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The fact that people willingly pay for an English breakfast in India amazes me beyond belief. Why would you eat a bland sausage with rajma
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You’d think words of affirmation would get boring but my heart flutters everytime he calls me baby
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The next time I am buying flowers for a boy it’s going to be on their deathbed
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Love that the daily staff call ended with a reminder to the entire org to buy alcohol since stores are closed tomorrow
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Isn’t that a death threat
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Bro nothing makes me feel older than realising that my undergrad classmates are married or have fiancés already
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How is it that my grad classmates are getting married while I can’t even keep a boyfriend!
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Distance makes the heart grow fonder but if I were in bed with my crush my heart would be fondest
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I hate having a crush. Now why can’t I stop thinking about him this whole time
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Can’t wait to reach Bangalore and meet no one but my best friends and get drunk out of my mind
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I’ve been teaching for over a year and I am still not used to parents calling me sir or mr apoorv. Like have you seen my face 😭
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Somehow the only moments when I find myself intimidated is when I see a man who is just a lot hotter.
Like pls you’re too good looking for me to say hi
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My house is an actual zoo. We have three cats, a dozen peacocks, all sorts of birds and now large monkeys too
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How is that Ahmedabad has a total of 4 hot boys and everybody has dated someone in the circle ⭕️
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In Ahmedabad over the weekend where I just met someone so identical to my ex’s dad that my heart skipped a beat
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With everything that happened this year this is the funniest turn that events have taken
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Guys on Grindr with DP mine on their pfp and the picture is just the raunchiest, fattest man on earth
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Slowly getting used to taking classes instead of idly sitting through them
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I really want someone to hold my hand and help me invest some money 💰
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Love disgusting work peers changing their attitudes based on your sexual orientation and attraction towards them. What fun!
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Not sure if I should go to one of the biggest pride events in Bombay. Fomo ho raha hai par also hate the crowd
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Craving theplas and undhiyu today, but my favourite Gujarati man is not around!
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I made a list of notes for my ex boyfriend that I know I should delete but I don’t think I have it in me
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Class looks cute especially when you’re the one taking it instead of sitting through it
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It’s genuinely shocking to me how most Indian men are ridiculously fat
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