PARODY. NO proceeds to charity. No it’s NOT rebranded Alibaba! And NO Returns! It’s the Real-Life Princess Lifestyle! Love, Meg 💋 Parody=free speech bitches!
Announcing
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’s first pop-up shop! Which number jar will you get? Stop in and buy a jar of Duchess Meghan’s Strawberry Jam before sexy Nacho eats it all! All strawberries grown in Meghan’s strawberry orchards & picked by Prince Archie!
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Thanks to my new Nigerian family, we have plenty of employees to stay in business!
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Don’t believe the hateful British media, place an order today!
New
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rosé wine coming soon! All current stock of our Tig is 75% off! Apparently seeing Bouzy’s face at dinner is a total appetite killer. Now to fire a low paid intern for my bad marketing decision! Woohoo! Xoxo M 💋
Preforated heated/AC car seat almost ruined after Oprah’s rear explosion!
Oprah! Sharted in car! Talked to detailing company. “Understandably, she was ill. She raced home but it happened in driveway. We were hired privately to reupholster the entire seat. We wore PPE”.