ARC19
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Hates acronyms, but loves DFK. Tall, dark and handsome...well, if you turn down the lights, I’m definitely tall and dark at least.
Ottawa, ON
Joined January 2018
Saw this on Preston Street. I think I’ll enter as I think I have a really good chance! 🤔
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@hushclub139 For a moment, I thought the special was for those sessions to be between the 10th and the 14th- If I were to have 15 sessions in 4 days, I would literally die. I'd go happy and have a smile for my casket at least...
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Just enjoyed some banana cream pie. It’s my 2nd favourite type of cream pie….coconut being my first. Get your mind out of the gutter, people! 🍦🥧😋
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I had the biggest crush on her when I was younger- heck, I still do 😍
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@HLounge139 Not to quibble, but I think if you're B), you're automatically A) as well, so you don't need C) 😋 But all to say, absolutely go see her...
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Badly stubbed my toe the other day 🤬 I’ve enjoyed seeing its progression in colour starting with deep purple. At one point, it looked exactly like a cute little 🍆 Incidentally ‘cute little 🍆’ is what the ladies say when I take off my pants 🤷♂️
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Damn, that’s all I got. Only way to make it worse was if she said ‘or bad of humour’ too 🤷♂️
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Now that’s full service! (Not *that* way) New bucket list item- just wish I had more hair on my head!
This barbershop has been operating in Japan for over 90 years with the highest levels of service.
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@HazelHpierce365 That really is #relationshipgoals. I tried to write something similar on my Hinge profile, but it didn’t work out too well 🤷♂️
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Craziest dating app prompt I think I’ve seen. Her pics were very attractive so I answered that I won’t even *date* someone who has visited a medical doctor…
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Aw man, I’m having an epic exchange with a woman I matched with- we’re up to 10 one or two word messages in a row from her. I’d like to stop because obviously this ain’t it (did I use that term right?), but I’d like to see how far we can go with her short answers 🤔
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@hushclub139 Ms. Vicki, if you don’t mind annoying DMs from me, how about a follow back so I can start sliding into your DMs? I can offer new puppy pictures as an enticement!
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Noticed I was getting an unusual amount of likes on my dating app (so way more than 0). Logged in and somehow, my profile was changed from being male to being female, but all else was the same 🤷♂️ Geez, dudes will swipe right on anything, including the ugliest woman on the app!
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This is about restaurants and dining, which I enjoy so it made for a good read. Coincidentally, I do also have literature with the same title, but a slightly different topic, which made for an even better read! 😋
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@hclounge139 I've kept my eyes have been peeled since yesterday- they're starting to dry up...👀
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@TheJosieClarke @HLounge139 No way! I think you’re running out of potential Twitter (sorry X) handles 😕
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Her: [Likes a dating profile pic of me and my dog, but no accompanying message.] Me: [Attempting to initiate convo] Thanks for liking the pic! I know I’m a distant second in cuteness in that pic! Her: [Unmatches] Me: [Still got that negative Rizz! Was worried for a moment!]
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Playing road hockey with my son using one of those orange plastic proper road hockey balls...I got hit with a shot in the 'you know' 😖, didn't feel great. Now my 🍆 is actually purple...I'm like Grimace down there 😩
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@DaphneOttawa He’s been here? Cool! The only other actor I would’ve loved to meet from The Room more than Tommy was the flower shop dog.
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