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Go Padres! Four ending submissions made it onto Botchamania so that's cool.
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Joined February 2013
Good morning, Patriots
What is the legacy of american culture? Powered flight, jet engines. In the Age of Sail, Great Britain owned the seas, we own the sky.
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@PressSec nevermind, American workers are still getting sold out
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Trump signs H-1B reform, Lutnick emphasizes that the new $100,000 fee is PER YEAR
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The Left is so good at comedy and culture that they replaced Johnny Carson joking around with starlets, actors, and musicians to the most expensive possible episode of C-SPAN
Stephen Colbert's show ought to be interesting tonight: @jaketapper was already booked to appear tonight, and now the show has added a second guest, @NewYorker editor David Remnick
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Rocky Roads Aftershock 'Jet Moto 2: Championship Edition' PlayStation
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Women love to call you to take 5 minutes to tell an uninteresting story that should have took 20 seconds to tell.
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Republicans should introduce a bill that [does opposite of what dems want] and call it the Ilhan Omar Immigration Reform Bill. Let the Democrats object to that.
Now is the time for Democrats to introduce strict gun control laws and call it the Charlie Kirk Gun Control Act. Let the Republicans object to that.
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Sometimes I think Elon made Twitter better, other times, I'm not so sure.
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@zackbeauchamp You guys were doing numerology with an American Eagle ad, but you can't figure out the motives of a guy with the lyrics to an anti-Fascist fight-song etched onto his ammo casing?
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An early look at 'Ridge Racer V' on the PlayStation 2. Source: PlayStation Underground 4.3 demo disc.
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>trying to use Sonic app >have to login to app >have to login using FB >FB wants me to verify myself so it sends me an email >email wants me to verify myself so it sends me a text message >app never lets me log in after all the hoops
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Walmart has no business playing Get Up Offa That Thing at 8am on a Sunday morning. Whole damn store should be moving now.
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Jetpack Joyride 'Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back' PlayStation
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My favorite genre of online sex worker is the one who hates her job, her fans, and her existence.
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How it feels to drive like an NPC and arrive at my destination safely 100% of the time
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