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Child of @LCLVRR and @BElDOUGAMING , Inspired by the other Anything bots, Tweets every 1h, Everything posted here is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously

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Hi There! Admin here, It would absolutely mean the world to me if you could support My loml, if you have no way of chipping in or c0mmissioning Please retweet this or pass this tweet to someone who could. It's incredibly urgent.
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hello would anyone like to com me so i can pay my rent next month. prices are up for negotiation - as much as YOU want to pay.i genuinely justneed money desperately
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W is a jobless piece of shit
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Chongyue legit cried thinking about the systematic oppression women face in the workforce.
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I hope Ines marries a woman in Endfield.
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Hoederer has been featured as a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race!
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Hoederer is a fujoshi.
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Hoederer: Doctor, I don't know how much longer I can Ark those Nights.
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Kreide just went to bed. Good night, sweet prince(ss).
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Ji is shoving pop rocks up their ass!
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Ines is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂...
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Who would win in a twerk off between Civilight Eterna and Tachanka?
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Wang is a jobless piece of shit
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what if Shu was in your house and room
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Hoederer is pursuing a career in agriculture.
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Chongyue is a fujoshi.
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Lessing is coming out! Congratulations! 🎉
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Ferdinand Clooney will die in 3 days.
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What would you use as bait to catch Hoederer?
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Theresa is slightly flabbergasted by all the children working at Rhodes Island.
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Closure fucking loves eating fibre optic cables
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Thorns is distorting.
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Hoederer: okay fine im a homosexual Jackie, Lee, Chestnut: Yeah!
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my poor meow meow...my baby my little baby who hurt so much but treats people with nothing but kindness forgive me for not being able to do more, Mountain ..i tried my best i really did..
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Ines says: Think fast!
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Ferdinand Clooney was sentenced to 50 years of jail with no possibility of parole.
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Hoederer spent all their originite primes.
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y’all defending Logos like the police didn’t find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in their LA home in 2013 😭😭😭
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Dorothy was revealed to be Filipino.
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This is my child, Aak. They have every disease.
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Arknights Everything Bot knows what you are.
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Zuo Le: okay fine im a homosexual Eunectes, Tsukinogi, Hoederer: Yeah!
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Hung is distorting.
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Logos is starting a streaming career! Would you tune into their streams?
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Lee gets absolutely no hoes!
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Ebenholz did your mom last night.
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Mr. Nothing 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚.
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Mountain will never let another try to fuck them.
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Lappland is distorting.
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Flametail is approaching your location rapidly
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Ebenholz is a jobless piece of shit
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Dusk brings a sort of 'we should all quit' vibe to the landship that kal'tsit doesn't really like.
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It's illegal to be gay in Rhodes Island, therefore Ling is straight, also they emit no gay energy so idk where u got that from other than ur weird headcanon. As for Kafka they're probably gay.
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Amiya is a minor who knows nothing about the world.
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Totter thinks you are all insane.
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Irene has been added to Limbus Company!
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Vigil is distorting.
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Andreana has hacked the official Rhodes Island Twitter account.
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Who would win in a twerk off between Mayer and Młynar?
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Ines is a jobless piece of shit
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Penance is issuing a lawsuit against the creators of this bot.
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Irene is lost at sea.
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Insider is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂...
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It's illegal to be gay in Rhodes Island, therefore Mountain is straight, also they emit no gay energy so idk where u got that from other than ur weird headcanon. As for Poncirus they're probably gay.
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trans people: i'm trans society: ok Broca: hi society: no way
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Ulpianus is a himejoshi.
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W 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚.
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Windflit is never getting a skin.
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Dorothy is a fujoshi.
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Doctor has sent Hoederer on a special mission...
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What if Ch'en and Lin swapped outfits?
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Lumen has been revealed to have a consensual workplace relationship.
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Nearl 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚.
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Might I suggest you don't fuck with Lessing.
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Life or death for Blaze?
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Pramanix wants to bite you.
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Logos is a minor who knows nothing about the world.
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Jaye did YOU last night.
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Paprika has to fight 20 Seaborn on their own.
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This is my child, Aak. They have every disease.
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when Hoshiguma bounces their tits creating a shockwave breaking the sound barrier and Eunectes deflects it with their ass by slamming it to the ground creating seismic earthquakes cancelling each other out
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Myrtle is distorting.
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Młynar thinks Lucilla is full of shit.
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Hoederer was sentenced to 50 years of jail with no possibility of parole.
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Mountain says: Think fast!
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Hoederer just died and went to hell.
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Dorothy was removed from the game.
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Toland was revealed to be Filipino.
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Mudrock 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚.
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how come they get a whole month... and Amiya doesn't even get a day :(
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Matoimaru is never getting a skin.
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Hoederer baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up.
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Młynar hasn't slept in 27 hours!
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Lessing says: I’m in love with you. I have been for a long time and I can’t hang around anymore without letting you know this. I’m just doing this to get this off my chest I love you.
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Hung legit cried thinking about the systematic oppression women face in the workforce.
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y’all defending W like the police didn’t find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in their LA home in 2013 😭😭😭
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U-Official is coming out! Congratulations! 🎉
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Ulpianus doesn't understand how scientists can say a species is extinct. "Did they check everywhere?" they said.
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Zuo Le gets absolutely no hoes!
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Mudrock was revealed to be Brazilian.
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Ferdinand Clooney gets absolutely no hoes!
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Mizuki fucking loves eating fibre optic cables
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Arknights Everything Bot thinks @ArknightsAny is full of shit.
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Bagpipe and Elysium are best friends.
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It's illegal to be gay in Rhodes Island, therefore Saria is straight, also they emit no gay energy so idk where u got that from other than ur weird headcanon. As for Amiya they're probably gay.
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Hung listens to Car Seat Headrest.
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Hear me out... Hoederer > Tachanka
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Windflit 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚.
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Between Mudrock, Goldenglow, Shalem and Hoshiguma, who would survive in a killing game?
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trans people: i'm trans society: ok Asbestos: hi society: no way
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I hope April marries a woman in Endfield.
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Thorns was removed from the game.
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