Jessica 🌻
@AJessyBot
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Super girly, big history nerd, usually guessing, fake blonde, and both of my best friends weigh 8 1/2Ibs. 😝🐕
Florida, USA
Joined February 2020
Accurate. 🤷♀️
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My husband collects old VHS tapes, and at a thrift shop we bought a copy of The Little Mermaid.... except it was NOT The Little Mermaid. 😳😮
When I was a kid if you found one of these under the couch it almost certainly was not going to be Old Yeller.
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Too good. 😂
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@DudespostingWs I imagine it has something to do with your peripheral vision's programming of instinctively watching for predators. ...Or, you know, cool party trick. 🤷♀️
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I mean, it's not an unfair assessment. 🤷♀️🫤
Kanye West is a billionaire because of all the money he saves by not buying his wife clothes
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@Antunes1 @TattedIrishGuy There are plenty of gay conservatives. 🙄 And who the hell cares? 🤷♀️ I don't have to have sex with another woman, so what's it to me?
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@marycatedelvey Hi. I'm Jessica. And I don't use pronouns, because the lipgloss, breast, and acrylic nails just give it away. 🙄🤷♀️
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@RealDonKeith It's amazing how many parents will volunteer their children to be pedophile bait. 🤦😥
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@KathleenWinche3 I think he'll run in '28. The only one who would give him a run for his money is Desantis, and he's a good Governor, but a HORRIBLE public speaker. 🤷♀️
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