How do you frighten a new generation? Leave them in a room with a rotary phone, an analog watch and a tv with no remote (add bunny ears for extra effect)
*leave directions in cursive 😁
@playboimyaa
Bottom line for me is, if someone cheats on you, especially if it’s numerous times, they don’t love you. They’re possibly only sorry when they get found out/caught and even I say that loosely.
Just read a post stating that men want flowers too on Valentine’s Day... I know what they want and it’s def not flowers unless it’s code for something else 😂
My mom will be getting the best gift just in time for Mother’s Day. She will be coming home this weekend (finally!) after a very long, intense 4 months in the hospital. It’s truly a gift for my whole family. Our hearts are full. 💞
#FamilyFirst
#Parkinsons
#HappyMothersDay
I’m planning on opening a gym in the new year called Resolutions...
For the first 2 weeks it will have workout equipment and for the remainder of the year it will turn into a bar. 😏
So I’m in the car with my dad waiting for the light to change and happen to notice a rooster…
Me- what the hell is a rooster doing there?
Dad- waiting for the light to change so he can cross.
😑