31st Jan: TELL US PRECISELY HOW MUCH EACH OF YOU 4.8 MILLION SELF-EMPLOYED BASTARDS EARN AND WE WANT IT TO THE FUCKING PENNY!
20th Mar: You probs all make 92 quid a week.
Big Train, one of the greatest sketch shows ever, is repeated from tonight, BBC2, 10pm. It accelerated the careers of a generation of incredible performers and writers. TV needs more Big Trains to give the next generation their breaks.
@BritishComedy
I think perhaps comedy became more anti-Tory somewhere around 6th May 2010, just as it became more anti-Labour somewhere around 22nd May 1997, but I can’t figure out why?
The ages of England players at the 2046 World Cup:
- Jude Bellingham (43)
- Phil Foden (46)
- Declan Rice (47)
- Harvey Elliott (43)
- Bukayo Saka (45)
- Reece James (46)
- Ben White (49)
- Marcus Rashford (49)
Face it. They’re just too old.
The Missing Crown Jewels starring
@antanddec
and many others has been put together into a full half hour and is on ITV at 7:30. Fact fans: This was Britain’s highest rated narrative comedy of 2017 (probably...).
Saturday Night Takeaway Presents... The Missing Crown Jewels on the telly tonight at 7.30pm!! It’s a special full-length omnibus and we’re veh veh excited..🔍
@itvtakeaway
@itv
@andy_murray
@serenawilliams
@BBCOne
All we need for the drama series “Wimbledon Nights” - in which Serena and Andy play doubles by day, then solve crimes by night - to be greenlit is three “yes”s from you -Serena, Andy & BBC1. Are you in?
I remember seeing Mel Brooks interviewed on the subject of Spaceballs years ago. When asked about a possible sequel, he said he already had a title “Spaceballs 3: The Search For Spaceballs 2”
A “Spaceballs” sequel is in development at Amazon MGM Studios. Josh Gad is attached to star, as well as produce alongside Mel Brooks.
Josh Greenbaum will direct the film from a screenplay by Benji Samit, Dan Hernandez and Gad. Kevin Salter will executive produce.
Get the
Can’t believe that experts saying “don’t do this, it’s pointless and potentially really harmful” isn’t getting through to a chunk of the British public. Where did these stubborn people who don’t listen to experts come from all of a sudden?
#mystery
#odd
10,443 days ago, my now writing partners
@SDawsonBros
& Tim & I watched Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey at the Wycombe 6 multiplex. This evening we reconvened at that same cinema for Face The Music and it was both most excellent and most emotional! Thank you
@winter
and
@ed_solomon
!
@RishiSunak
He explained that he broke lockdown rules, went back to work when he should’ve been quarantining, travelled unnecessarily, didn’t need childcare, helped a contagious patient to a local hospital, went to a tourist spot, drove his family whilst unwell. None of this is safe
Can understand the government delay with tracking & tracing app - it might reveal how many National Trust properties Dom’s visited and wherever the fuck Boris is hiding.
@andy_murray
@serenawilliams
Okay,
@BBCOne
took too long. Hey
@HBO
. All we need for the drama series “Wimbledon Nights” - in which Serena and Andy play doubles by day, then solve crimes by night - to be greenlit is three “yes”s from you -Serena, Andy & HBO. Are you in?
I wrote about why sketch comedy is so important to TV & how it has always been a great breeding ground for new talent. Fewer sketch shows means fewer opportunities for new writers and performers. (Now that I’ve summed it up, you don’t really need to read it, but please do anyway)
@RufusHound
I think Britain was greatest when I was a sperm. There's no unelected EU bureaucrats or social media or avacado-on-toast inside testicles. Just all-day swimming. MAKE BRITAIN SPERMS AGAIN.
I was today years old when I realised the band name Beatles was an acronym. 🤦♂️ 🤷♂️ 😂
Best (Pete)
Epstein (Brian)
Alex (Magic)
The Beatles
Lennon (George)
Epstein (Brian)
Sutcliffe/Starkey (Stuart/Ringo)
@WeeMissBea
Standard feature of all iPhones. Main reason I opted for Apple. (Samsung Galaxy default song is We Like To Party by Vengaboys, Google Pixel’s is Mr Vain by Culture Beat)
On whether Dominic Cummings should or should not resign from his job as advisor to the Prime Minister:
Should resign: 52%
Should not resign: 28%
via
@YouGov
, 23 May
A pitch to
@itv
.
Get the Ingrams to drop court appeal in exchange for a one-off ep of Millionaire with Charles, double or quits.
Tarrant back to host.
No studio audience.
His phone-a-friend must be Tecwen Whittock.
One question wrong: £0m.
All questions right: £2m.
@edgarwright
The Adam & Joe Show. Series 4, Episode 2. (People Place: South Mimms, 1980s House, Media Chaos Collective: Pranks, Toy Fight Club, Omniken: Pat Sharp and Quizzlestick. All killer, no filler!)
CSI: WHO DID THIS??!!
Procedural crime drama where forensic team tracks down who was responsible for the funny viral clip they just ripped off and posted. Each investigation lasts 4 seconds.
90-year-old Margaret Keenan is the first to receive the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine, administered by Matron May Parsons, as UK's mass vaccination programme begins
To those who loved last Saturday’s Match Of The Day and are heartbroken that commentary and punditry will return, I pray that one day a button is invented that removes sound from your TV, or allows you to go forward, faster, through a show. 🙏