Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me. All three said “no”.

RT @OasisPodcast: You can hear all about how this came about in my interview with @ADawsonBros from last year

@OUFCOfficial Dear admin / media team. Please could you make a Showboat video featuring Siriki and Shemmy’s skills from today? 🙏 #oufc

My piece on Sam Long for the Oxblogger Newsletter. Since writing this he’s now become a regular starter for Gary Rowett too. #oufc

RT @munyachawawa: Nigel Farage & his Elon Musk dilemma 💔🥺💰#nigelfarage #elonmusk

@munyachawawa The Excel spreadsheet text is so good

@CaptainOx Looks like he was just covering both bases for the League One play off semi final. Great strategic thinking - bodes well for his next round table.

@bbcoxfordsport Once a yellow, always a yellow #oufc

@OUFCOfficial I put Gary Rowett into FaceApp and de-aged him. It’s basically Sam Long. DNA test please. #oufc

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@franklinleonard Last away win in the Championship was 26th March 1999 I believe (2-1 vs Sheff Utd) - but that stat is caveated with the fact Oxford haven’t been in the Championship since May 1999. Been down to the 5th tier and back up since then…

@OUFCOfficial #oufc

@AnalyticsOxford Look at the contortionism thoughhhhhh #oufc

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Hope Oxford sign this Placheta kid from Coventry in the January transfer window. #oufc

“Teams like Oxford” now trending in Wales. #oufc

@OUFCOfficial @grant_fergie

@GeorgeDugdale On throw ins, I’ve been saying for a while now that we seem to lose possession immediately from pretty much all our throws. Is there such a thing as a throw-in coach?

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