Imagine injecting yourself with a cattle dewormer while unironically saying that you won’t be injected with the vaccine because it’s not FDA approved.

@PoniesandSped

@rideamare You’d think this was my first fucking rodeo man

It took me an hour to distribute the things from the dude tonight. I’m tired. My back hurts. We’re not doing Xmas morning with anyone outside the 4 of us going forwards.

@bigdybbukenergy Mine are 4-5 post kids with 2 bad days. Pre kids with was 7 days always and the first 3-4 days were absolute hell

@flatlander0 Damn you give good gifts

@ThatLineMedicEq @oakiedokiee This is how we’re looking at it with my husband being away at work right now! 3 days of work is paying for a week long trip to the mountains 😂

@MerlotAndMares Nahhh, people see in things what they want. It’ll just make him angry not self aware

@UnemployedEng So proud of you for doing hard, scary things!! (This was definitely both)

@heathernphotatx Can’t believe people think you need to be endeared towards the cause which is… not killing children???

@SKCDP I will say I don’t feel bad about it. Our kids are getting one actual gift (a clothing item) and an experience. So this is the “fun” things for Xmas. Plus lots of books and colouring stuff

@concussedeq Ranch

I swear if you tell kids “stop fighting” What they actually hear is “let’s murder each other”

Me 5 days ago “hey, text your mom and see if she dropping off presents before they go out of town” Me today “I take it your mom is gone & we aren’t getting the presents from them first?” My husband “I have no clue when they were leaving” so you’re telling me you didn’t text her

@flatlander0 Roast chicken instead of turkey? Or like, beef tenderloin? Or steak? Literally anything you want lol

Rice.

My kids an absolute ass hole. But he’s 4. It’s just how they are. He’s learning and pushing boundaries and has thoughts on how things should be. But that doesn’t make him bad and it certainly doesn’t mean he doesn’t get gifts. That’s just asking for actual bad behaviour

@learysp @canadianeqanon I have to go get an iPad today (thank you grandmas for sending cash lol), and there’s a Starbucks right next to the staples so I think I’m just gonna go there. (Yes I know we’re supposed to boycott, I’ve had way less then usual lately but I need easy today)