G.L. Lambert
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Screenwriter, Best Selling Author, Life Changer! Get personal advice, listen to my podcast or read my books ➡️
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Poor communication is inherited from parents or family members. They never talked about feelings, they yelled. They held onto secrets because they didn’t want to make things awkward. Break that toxic chain. Speak up!
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Show a man that you will stick with him through His worst behavior, and he will keep showing you his worst behavior. Struggle love doesn’t lead to change. It leads to more struggle...
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Men are ALL cap the first 6 weeks, so avoid love bombing, always date multiple people at once, and never ever put your eggs in one basket.
Y’all I’m about to tighten up and get serious about dating. Any advice?
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Twitter tracked this girl down in 20 minutes but police haven't found Pac's killer in 20 years...
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Notice how men never have the pressure of “Husband Material”? Society is like go on and have sex with as many girls as you want, don’t cook, clean, wash your balls properly... oh, you’re broke? bonus points, because in the end you can STILL have multiple women dying to marry you.
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Here comes the Pick Me’s “I would never order 4 drinks on your tab, King!” 🙄 Yeah cus you wouldn’t be out in the first place, you’d be IN on a house date, sitting on the edge of his twin bed, watching Netflix, while he tries to get you open off a fifth of backwash Henny.
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A man who truly likes you will not want to risk you dating and being snatched up by someone else. He knows other men will see you as a rare find as well. Therefore he will move to make you his officially in a short period of time. All of this wait and see or I’m not sure is GAME.
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No matter if it’s nail money, rent money, or an emergency need, make sure the person you’re dealing with can help you financially. Yeah you have your own money, but that doesn’t mean Queens can’t be spoiled like princesses.
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"This ya 5th year in school? You ever graduating?"
"This ya 7th year with Mr. Ray? He ever leaving his wife?"
#ThanksgivingClapBack
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If you block someone KEEP them blocked. There is no happy ending that started with “so I unblocked them… to see what they had to say.” Stop going against your gut feeling and stop being afraid to set boundaries and stand on them!
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Date smart, date fearless, and date like you’re the prize because YOU ARE. Let go of the basic mindset that you’re not going to find anyone new, that one option is better than no option, or that you’re not good enough to attract what you really need...
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When they invite you to get a video vanguard award but it turns out you're just the opening act at a Beyonce concert
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You’re not lazy, you’re depressed. You’re not bored, you’re sad. You’re not stuck, you’re afraid. You have too much creative energy inside of you and it’s time to unleash it by doing the things you fear, instead of overthinking them.
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Communicating your feelings does not make you weak! “What if they don’t react the way I expect?”
Stop overthinking the outcome and let it out. What will be will be. The worst thing you can do is to keep running from conversations you should have been had!
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I’ve been warning y’all for nearly a decade. A man will put you in that Placeholder role and he’ll keep your loyal ass there until he has the confidence/means to get the woman he really wants. Long relationships don’t mean love!
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"Our chemistry is crazy." nah, your sexual attraction is crazy and you're projecting fake deep emotions based on lust.
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Dating is not an official relationship
Talking is not an official relationship
You are SINGLE, no one has exclusive rights to your time until YOU make it official with a title.
Stop feeling guilty for dating more than one person at a time!
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@astromamii_
Yes! All this! Normalize grown men knowing their financial limits not women lowering the bar to protect their weak ass pockets
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Being single can be the best thing to ever happen to your mental health if you spend that time addressing all the things you need to work on as opposed to dwelling on past relationships or anticipating future ones...
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but be more selfish. Make this world revolve around you, prioritize your best interests, and never apologize for being self-centered.
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Gaslighting women into thinking that they can only get “treated” if they subscribe to some outdated domesticated role is garbage. A man who isn’t insecure about a woman that hustles and earns equally won’t be turned off, her drive will inspire him to spoil her even more.
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“I’m going to be this by 25 and that by 30” 😂 who are you competing with? Stop locking yourself into age based goals because that pressure to hit achievements at the same time as birthdays will send you into an early depression.
Success doesn’t need a shot clock...
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You shouldn't be "talking" you should be "dating". Grown folks go out and have conversations, not text WYD every 2 hours
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A man will do whatever it takes to keep his woman happy, but a boy will fumble a Game Changer thinking he could treat her like a Placeholder, that's the difference between boys and men… being mature enough to understand that special doesn’t come along often.
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A man being nicer than before or making an effort AFTER the fact, isn’t proof of change, it’s proof that he always knew how to treat you, but never felt a need to do so until you fell back on him...
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When people preach down to women, you always have to ask what their agenda is. Humbling you keeps you in place. Keeping you in place maintains the pecking order that you need to be grateful for any man that does the bare minimum. Who wins in a world like that? Low quality men.
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“Our vibe is crazy” Nah, your lust is on 10 and you’re confusing sexual energy with genuine interest. That’s why you fall too fast for people you barely know…
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Reminder: It all works out. Stop stressing, stop trying to control every little detail, and appreciate the journey
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This gender game has been rigged from the start. You ladies deserve all the power you’re about to take back in this new decade.
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I wish every woman knew what it felt like to be truly spoiled... because a lot of you do cartwheels over basic treatment and over-reciprocate because you’re not used to someone unconditionally fucking with you.
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A woman will see potential in a man that he can’t see and try to bring it out of him. In return, an immature or insecure man will give her his ass to kiss and go find another girl thats simple AF and won’t guilt him for be being mediocre...
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So-called "hoe phases" aren't about sex, it's about attaining a "do what I want, say what I feel" attitude without fear of perception
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Let me tell you about my friend who looks like a snack but acts like a sucker, and how she keeps getting dogged tf out...
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Someone tweets about doing something romantic or special for a woman... The Pick Me 🚨 goes off.
“I don’t need ALL that, just pass me the remote while we in bed, babe. That’s how I know it’s real love.”
We get it, you don’t have standards. Here’s a cookie take it and go, Basica
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That silent treatment shit stops being cute once u hit your 20s, nobody has time to guess where your attitude is coming from. Use your words
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but agreeing with misogynistic male logic won’t get you picked faster...
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A man can ask you for sex—and get it! But you can’t even ask him for uber money, rent money, or help with a bill? “Cus I’m not a prostitute” …You’re not smart either. Why would you ever give your mind, body, and soul to a man who hasn’t invested his time, effort, or money?
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“I’m sick of having to tell him to make time for me and to put in the same effort i do” 🙄 if you have to tell a man how to treat you, then you’re loving backwards. He knows what you want, beloved...but he just doesn’t think you’re a priority.
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Most women I’ve met are too good for the men they’re with. Just like most of you are too good to be working the jobs you work. The solution is for THE INDIVIDUAL to recognize, grow, and change that, not for an outside source to force it.
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It doesn’t matter how consistent a man is or how good he's treating you, if dude says he doesn't want anything serious-- Believe him!
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There’s no such thing as a relationship where you mostly text. What you’re in is a situationship. If a man is into a woman, he will want to hear her voice at least once a day. I don’t care how busy his life. A man finds time because extraordinary women are addictive!
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You don’t TRULY know a person until you live with them. Don’t let these little weekends and overnights fool you.
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“Hey Stranger”
First of all, you know my name, address, & birthday so skip to the part where you say what you really want.
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Love is not supposed to be 15% happiness and 85% agony. Stop subscribing to the madness. You can’t work through problems such as habitual cheating, narcissism and general disrespect. It is not your job to take a person of low character and turn them into a stand up person...
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By this time next year they really won’t be able to tell you shit. You’re about to do all the things they said you couldn’t. Live in that energy.
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Some women are attracted to that “put me in my place” aggression but that “turn on” comes from past trauma not a natural romantic place. Letting a man yell at you or cross those respect boundaries is a gateway to deeper abuse. Love isn’t supposed to look like hate!
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These people really preaching like you need to have a PhD, 800 credit, and an Olympic gold medal to find love. “What do you bring to the table” 😂 men are EASY. Don’t break your neck trying to be Wonder Woman for us, it’s never that serious.
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Demand equality and still tell them you’re not splitting a bill or picking up a dinner check. That’s how you get reparations and bring balance to The Force.
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You’re up under a guy for weeks or months, even have sex, and then he’s giving you short replies and acting like you’re bothering him??? Hop out of your feelings and onto a new dick. A woman who knows her value can always do better!
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The women a lot of these men lust after online aren’t the same ones they chase or end up with in real life. That’s why i hate seeing women trying to measure up to this artificial beauty standard. 🗣 His exes ain’t even as cute as you, stop letting hypocrites lower ya self esteem!
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The first month of dating should be all trigger questions. People don’t change up, they just hide who they are. Make them expose their true character with deep questions about their history. Be nosey, be blunt, and ask follow up questions and watch that mask crack.
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Life Tip: Practice clear thinking. Put the phone down for an hour. Stop thinking about other people or all the things that have to get done...decompress from the noise you’re allowing to cloud your judgement and focus.
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When someone says “I’m not looking for anything serious” they are leaving off the words “with you…”
They are capable of being a relationship they just don’t see YOU as the one to settle for. Stop being a Placeholder for a person who is still shopping for their Game Changer.
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You look like a snack 🙄, but what do you THINK like? You're too old to just fuck, have your time wasted, then play the blame game. Be more.
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No one is going to reward you or love you for putting yourself last. Know what you want, go get what you want, and never apologize for that.
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IDK who needs to hear this but it’s okay to let the friendship build when you’re dating. Not everything has to be a rush to get the title or to have sex. Take it slow. Learn each other, stop being controlled by lust or fear. You’ll know when it’s time to take it to the next level
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but people rarely SAY they don’t want you, but they will damn sure show you.
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“Keeping busy so i can stay out of my feelings” 🙄 silly rabbit, Avoidance won’t heal the underlying issues it masks it until you end up erupting into anger or depression over things you should have BEEN dealt with
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Women have this beautiful ability to see past faults and will allow themselves to fall in love with someone who they KNOW FOR A FACT they can do better than. The reward for this is often being hurt by someone that wasn’t even on her level...
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“I don’t trust these hoes” 🙄 Yeah, Bro don’t let her finesse you out of your fitted hat collection, credit card debt, and Xbox controller that would be tragic.
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Life is too short to be holding on to friends who aren’t really friends. I don’t care how long you’ve known them, elementary, college, doesn’t matter. Why put the energy or time into faking interest and holding empty conversations?
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Normalize saying the same things you say about people behind their back to their face.
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Men make time for what we want, we spoil who we want, and no matter how dumb we pretend to be, we are aware of what women need romantically. The truth is, each man will give as much or as little as he feels. Getting the short end of the stick proves where you rank in his world.
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Date multiple men, scrutinize, track consistency & effort over time, and never take yourself off the market unless it's under your terms. 🔑
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You can't force a man to take you out and date you like you deserve, but you can force yourself to block his number and find one that will.
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Stop giving dudes multiple chances to show you they don't give a fuck about you. Set your value, and dismiss those that don't meet that.
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People will say "don't be shallow, give'em a chance". Nah. If you lower your bar then what was the point of having standards in the first place?
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Online it’s “I’m not courting no bitch!” behind closed doors dudes be like “You different, babe, I can’t explain it” “I just wanna taste it” and “When can I see you again”
🙄 Date as many men as your schedule permits, ladies. They’re still going to be lining up to take you out.
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A savvy man can smell the desperation in a love starved woman, all that attitude & tough talk is BS cus the eyes give away that you're weak.
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Imagine you, a real life Queen, sitting at some sticky ass table drinking coffee with a grown ass man and feeling like it’s real effort.
That’s not a first date that establishes value, it’s one that establishes that you’re basic AF.
Demand more. Get more.
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Normalize speaking up no matter the cost. Anyone that does harm to you doesn’t deserve your protection!
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Too many of you run back and forth to the same 2 or 3 people for most of your 20s into your 30s. Recycling those who’ve never truly made you happy, because you either think they’ll change or you’re too lazy to step outside of your comfort zone...
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Wait. He isn’t supporting you emotionally and spoiling you financially and you have a nerve to be in your feelings? You’re arguing and stressed over someone who brings nothing to your table? Know your worth. Get your worth. This is NOT up for negotiation.
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People say "be realistic" to lower your confidence and curtail your dreams, but no one ever achieved anything great by listening to realist.
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My wife gave birth to our son at 2:52pm today 🙌🏾🥳 the legacy continues
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Never love a person so much that you lower your standards or compromise your integrity to make them feel more secure in their skin. To bend once is to bend forever because dominating personalities will always see you as weak...
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“You’ll never love me, but I believe you when you say it like that.” -SZA
Too many women talk themselves out of their own common sense in order to keep giving guys they like pass after pass...
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“Why is he being so hard to read?” He isn’t being hard to read, he just doesn’t like you. The problem is you can’t accept that someone who got to know you, slept with you, and witnessed the best you had to offer can still be like—Nah this ain’t it.
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Stop trying to rationalize toxic behavior by looking for clues and look dead in the face at what their actions are telling you. Inconsistency is proof that they have gone cold on you. Move. The. Hell. On.
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It’s fine to speak to a woman and even compliment her, but she does not OWE YOU her phone number. If her saying “thank you” and continuing to walk hurts your fragile little ego, oh well, deal with it...
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Look up “Love” and then look up “Stress” they do not share the same definition, so if you find yourself mentally drained every other week, it's not "the process" you’re dealing with the wrong damn person...
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If you’re single and looking for something committed, say that. Who are you trying to be hard for? Being fake causal then catching feelings is how so many of you end up wasting time in these long drawn out situationships!
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The greatest lie ever told is that a woman should settle for what she can get, that quality men are limited, and that the older she gets, the less luck will be on her side. HA!
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You attract what you subconsciously desire. Don’t cry about toxic relationships when you refuse to explore WHY you’re drawn to these unhealthy people. A lot of you are products of broken homes, abuse, and neglect. Talk about that. Invest in therapy. Self destruction is not cute.
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“eWw wHAt iZ MeGAn dOing?”
Being an equal opportunity sexually liberated grown ass woman. Now log off and go wait for Lil Dirt Dirt to text you so you can go on a “date” that consists of smoking in his car, eating cold French fries, and talking about a bunch of nothing.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but BLOCK that motherfucker
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If you're single they'll ask what's wrong with you. If you're in a relationship they'll ask when you’re getting married. The moral of the story is people will ALWAYS talk shit. Live your life, your way, at your pace, and ignore the chatter.
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"I only date to marry" is 🚮. You're not learning from the experience or growing. You're just rushing in thirsty for a permanent commitment.
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You can’t do favors for everyone. You can’t keep helping out the same people. You can’t let the guilt of letting someone down make you an enabler. This is YOUR life, stop spreading yourself too thin and putting the needs of others above your own.
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A relationship is not a waste of your time if you grow/learn. Not everyone you date or commit to will work out, accept it don't regret it...
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Love isn’t confusing. It’s loud, clear, and consistent. Stop letting these placeholders hold you hostage… better is out there.
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You're afraid to be alone
You keep simps on ur roster who stroke ur ego
You recycle exes
You look like a 10 but have the confidence of a 2
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“You acting funny” = You’re no longer engaging in my bullshit and I don’t like this lack of control over your emotions.
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Common sense isn’t so common -list of things you should know:
Money for a ring isn’t the reason he hasn’t proposed to you
If someone WANTS to see you, they will always find a way
Coming back after Ghosting isn’t proof of love, it’s proof of boredom
*feel free to add more*
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Date multiple men, not sleep with, just Date. This is how you build options, and expose the real from the fake. “But I don’t have the energy…” Well, find it! The dating process is so much better when you don’t tie your heart to one person at a time, anxious for them to work out.
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