The 🇺🇸 mind cannot comprehend how cheap this is. If I drove to DC to watch a game, I'd spend $45 in gas and $60 to park. Total - $105 Train round trip - $126 Flight round trip - $184 Just travel to my nearest MLS team costs as much as it did for bro to fly to Milan. We're cooked.

@ACTBrigitte Do I support abolishing perpetual annual taxes on things that I've already purchased and paid taxes on? Yes. Property taxes aren't as much a tax as they are legal extortion. Theft at gunpoint as a punishment for the audacity to own a house or a car.

@IHate_Your_Club Bro had these designed on fiverr

@ussoccer Exactly how far is Don Garber's arm wedged up there?

Please stop. MLS only exists to enrich franchisees. Their actions have clearly and blatantly been a detriment and even an attack on other leagues and competitions in our country that MLS doesn't own. We see you. Miss me with this PR crap.

I usually only comment about soccer here, but there's too much going on. Luka to the Lakers for Davis is one of the dumbest trades ever. I don't get the Kendrick hype. His voice is annoying to me. I don't know if a diss track about Drake deserves 5 Grammys or if music just sucks.

Couldn't make it to tryouts this year, unfortunately, but I'm sure the lads will do fine without me.

@edgarrcfc CONCACAF fan fiction is wild 🤣

Public park futsal court update in Chesapeake, VA. COURTS ARE OPEN!

Thanks, @Pepi_Stan9! I'm going to cry into it knowing that El Tren isn't playing 😢

RT @EvoFtbl: HERE WE GO, @FabrizioRomano 🚨 With the transfer window closing, it's time for a massive giveaway 👇 🎮 x1 PS5 or cash 👕 x1 Sig…

"Very bad news for PSV: Ricardo Pepi has suffered a knee injury and is out for the time being. More later." We're so cooked, bro.

@IHate_Your_Club So they took the "A" from their MASL team logo and applied it to a more traditional style football crest. I see their intent, but it just looks like PNGs off of a Google search with text from Microsoft Paint over it. This ain't it. Back to the drawing board.

This is RVA's new crest in my personal head cannon. The RK crest would be slick on a third kit, but this is better imo.

They kept his team from participating in the playoffs, lose their sanction, bro signs with the Roos... but still give him his flowers. Espinal is a baller.

@ellis_platten @LUFC @AMT_Auto You got to interview our future GOAT, the Medford Messi?!

idk man, I don't think a Premier League team is right for Pepi. He could very well go and prove me wrong, but I think he needs to replace de Jong as starting striker at PSV. At all costs, bro must shake this "Super Sub" moniker, because rn I'd start Pepi over Balogun for USMNT.

@IHate_Your_Club The monogram feels like it should be on some kind of limited edition baseball style kit. Simple roo silhouette would be an improvement for sure.

@IHate_Your_Club Hating on crests is so back

Full legal name: Christopher FREAKING Whalley. The gaffer is back.