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All Dogs Go To Heaven Except Pit Bulls is a selection of threads, shitposts, essays, intrusive thoughts, bathroom wall writing and advice disguised as threats
It's funny cause it's true ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ real
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These are the three starter Pokemon in Puerto Rico
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This is who calls you "incel" on the Internet
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The Abuelafication of Selena Gomez
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Damn dude, you've got it all figured out. A wife and kid in a house of your own at 24 and you're basically guaranteed to never run out of work
Guess the only way forward is coming out as bisexual, divorcing her and transitioning into a woman
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>2012
>obsessive, clingy mediocre girlfriend is considered repulsive and undesirable to the average male
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>obsessive, clingy mediocore girlfriend is no longer a nightmare but rather a far flung fantasy for millions of young men
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Not all heroes wear capes
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The mayor of Springfield, Ohio is making millions by replacing a third of the population of his town with Haitian immigrants
Let's take a look at such an impressive abuse of power and bag chasing:
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What do these people want?
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Neall "Nellis" Ellis: defeated an African rebel army out of spite: a brief thread
>Born 1949 in South Africa
>Fights in Rhodesian Bush War
>Joins SA Army
>Learns to fly attack helicopters
>Masters the MI-24 HIND
>Apartheid ends
>Can't serve in SAAF anymore because white devil
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This is who calls you "incel" on the internet
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I'm not sure which upright hotep committed the origin story of Dr. Yakub to graphic novel format, but here it is
A thread:
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What is it about Indian men that make them "like that"?
Hindu Indian man in flight from Bali to Australia. Tries to kiss attendant, is choked and held down for the remainder of the flight. Cries out for his mommy, promptly arrested.
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Almost had a heart attack and thought I saw a muppet in the wild
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>Born in North Korea
>Forced to work in a mine
>Escapes, smuggled into Northwestern China
>Her options are be a prostitute at a bar or marry a Chinese guy
>"Gross, he's short"
Fucking brutal
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History will not be kind to the 2010s
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If zoomers and millennials are any indication, the segment of our population comprised of pre-adolescents up to and including age 14 - generation alpha - has been rapidly losing their predisposition for creativity and imagination
A perfect example of this are Legos. A thread:
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If poverty leads to crime, then how come Appalachia has a lower crime rate than the national average?
Let's take a look:
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>get PhD in animal psychology
>write "Pitbulls for Dummies"
>adopt 2 pitbulls
>they murder one of your dogs with teamwork
>try and stop them
>get your hand fucked up, surgery costs $26,000
It's almost like there's a pattern with these sub-canine
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Remember that time someone's fitbit revealed an underground base in the south pole?
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iDubbbz will transition before the end of the decade. Include me in the screencap
iDubbbz went on his secret paywalled podcast and blamed ME for Creator Clash 2! Calling my coverage "creepy" "weird" and "irresponsible"
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I don't even know why the white man wasted their time with black slaves. Mexicans would've gotten 400 years of slavery done in 5
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So glad it all worked out in the end
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A friend of mine asked her self-identifying liberal boyfriend "what is a woman?"
This was the result
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Bill Gates has a stunt double who gets tortured every day in hopes of his karmic debt being zero when he dies
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His last words:
โOh my, oh my, what have I done! Thereโs something very wrong, thereโs something very wrong, thereโs something very wrong!โ
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I have a theory that mass formation psychosis started with Kony 2012, and each social media "thing" has used it as a template
A brief thread:
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Why are the peas upside down
Its fucking me up
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Intersectionality be like
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The rise in average age of parenthood is a far larger problem than people realize
One of those things that is well known in the scientific community but no one talks about it because
- the implications are uncomfortable
- it's not in anyone's political interest to talk about it
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The Indians aren't happy about this Dhamer thing one bit
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>cop rapes your kid
>sue cops
>cops show up w/ CPS & takes your phone
>โwe got an anonymous tipโ
>almost lose custody of kids
>empty bank account
>cause you sued the county
>take CPS official to court
>"It was revenge, tough shit. I have qualified immunity"
>federal court agrees
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In japanese they donโt say โnormieโ they say โreajuโ which means โsatisfied with realityโ and I think thatโs beautiful
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Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
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Robert Putnam won a Nobel Prize for his book proving how diversity lowers every quantifiable quality of life metric
Peter Brimelow wrote a book giving example after example across history emphasizing this, but we both know you gotta pretend it's not real to do your thing
Right wingers will claim racism is the inevitable result of simmering resentment from diverse cultures living close together, but it turns out you can just point out a random ethnicity and a bunch of angry white guys'll be like, "Yeah! I always knew it was the Haitians."
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No, it's not a frame from the new Dracula remake. That's the president-elect of Mexico
The 5G tower in the background is a nice touch
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You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
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There are fates worse than death
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Sherrif: We got another case for you kid
Kyle: I told you sheriff, I left that life behind in Kenosha
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Her: "My man needs to be at least 6 foot, muscular, and makes 7 figures"
Guys after seeing a random girl their age at the airport:
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>Retakes Freetown and grinds the RUF into the dirt >Fights for NATO during invasion of Iraq
>Rumored to have been fighting ISIS at the age of 67 >Claims of him and his HIND being seen everywhere from Damascus all to the Democratic Republic of Congo
@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
was right
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"Maybe if I call him a nazi he'll go away"
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Autogynephilia, autism and the antisocial personality disorder smirk all rolled into one
The replies are proof people believe what they want to believe
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There are two types of people: those who grew up reading Richard Scarry, and those who remain perpetually maladjusted to society
Richard Scarry: a thread
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"Sorry kid, I'm the ether bunny"
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Kurt Cobain would've been the most insufferable account on this site if he were alive
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>Acquires a HIND of his own
>Becomes mercenary
>"Have gunship, will travel"
>Gatling-guns his way throughout the dark continent >Almost all African communists and anti-western groups put a price on his head
>Fights in the Congo War
>Year 2000
>Hired by Sierra Leone
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this is who calls you "incel" online
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He rents out his properties to Haitians migrants that now make up a third of Springfield using Housing Vouchers which are paid for by the United States Federal Government
He then raises the rent to 3, 4 or 5 thousand a month and the gibs go straight to his bank account
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Remember four years ago?
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>Plans to fight one man guerrilla war of he loses the chopper
>Finds a reliable arms dealer to buy rockers and cannon ammo from, makes good on his promise to come back with real ordinance
>Kills so many rebels the British and SL governments offer him formal backing and troops
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@DamnNobueno
OkCupid ads on the train are proof the minute hand has replaced the hour hand on the parody-to-reality clock
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>SL can't pay him anymore because they've basically lost the war
>Ellis stays in SL anyway, paying his own way, with goal of retaking Freetown out of spite
>Fights alone for 2 years
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>Copilot refuses to fly with him in apparent suicide mission
>Single-handedly holds off rebel army throughout the night
>Helicopter breaks down
>Rebels finally take Freetown after losing 2,500 men to one helicopter
>Ellis gets his HIND repaired and narrowly escapes
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"Just start your own bank!"
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"Good boy? I haven't heard that name in years..."
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