Stay away from cute girls. Stay away from love. Tujhe lagav ho jayega. Usse nahi. Imma pin this on my feed. Read this everyday!

The iron content in the water in South Kolkata is soo high. 2 of my Polo Tees look like they've been bleached or still have detergent on them😭😭 Kya karu?

@Pvt_insaann Thodi si variety lao yaar. Tulips, Rosemary, Jasmine, Orchids. Idk the rest. But I wanna.

@WorkaholicDavid This tweet was one letter away from being unquotable😂

@RamenShazam ??

@ukihnc And why tf is it always defenders with these last minute screamers vs us Kompany vs Lei comes to mind.

@ukihnc Not even angry atp. Just disappointed.

I honestly just feel sorry & so sad for @MoSalah He single handedly takes us to a lead in sooo many matches & we fuck those leads up. Defence lets him down soooo many times. I pray he gets the Ballon d'Or ( whose credibility has gone for a toss ). Deserves it. #EVELIV #Oliver

@ukihnc I'm used to the refs now. Salah'r foul dei ni. Barely 1-1.5 mins waste hoychilo. They scored in 98+ mins. Its always been us vs the refs AND the opposition.

@dr_vancomycin Oh shit I didnt even realise its your bday😂 Happy bday😂🥳

@TrulyWHUFC Batana agar kuch milta hai toh

@__samosaaaa__ @krishnaeyee Haan my fuchka, gol gappa, pani puri knowledge isnt that great. Life mein shayad 5-6 baar hi khaya hoga😂

@__samosaaaa__ @cornybacteria

@monicas_7777 Now y'all dont?

@dr_vancomycin That hand looks so well moisturised😭 Is it weird that is what I noticed?!😭😭

@__samosaaaa__ @krishnaeyee Puchka? No edges Momo? No edges Chole bhature? Literally no edges Samosas = edges. Obv chubhogi hi na

@__samosaaaa__ @cornybacteria @ukihnc You missed the chance to do this

@__samosaaaa__ @cornybacteria Abbe yaar.

@sin63502 God might. He wont😂