I don’t know who needs to hear this. But if you eat sunflower seeds on a golf course and spit out the hulls on greens, you suck. Absolutely. Unequivocally. End of discussion.
#HappyMonday
A lady in a Chevy Equinox has passed me 4 times since I’ve gotten on the interstate. I’ve been going 80mph the entire time. Do people not know about cruise control?
8 birdies. I’m still astounded. Have you ever made 8 birdies in one round? I haven’t and I just watched my daughter do it today. I’m blown away. Sorry, I’ll stop now. 😎😍🤣
Gotta give it up for the Golf Pros who can write in that fancy Golf Pro Font. Are you even a Golf Pro if you can’t write like this? What year of Golf Pro School do they learn this? So many questions.
Sometimes I think it be cool if we could see some
@LPGA
events at courses where we typically see only
@PGATOUR
events. Sawgrass. Riviera. Kapalua. Bay Hill. Love seeing the amateur ladies play at ANGC. Wish there was more of this.
PROTIP: Show up to your tee time at least 10 minutes early. Not 10 minutes late. Nobody wants to hear on the tee “we had the tee time in front of you, do you mine if we go ahead?” Why yes, jackwagon, I do mind.
15 minutes after the round, nobody else but you will care what you shot. People will always remember how you made them feel. Be kind, encouraging, complimentary and play quickly.
Seeing all of these “End of Golf Season” tweets is truly mind-boggling to me. I complain about our hot summers here, but I’m thankful the golf course is open year round.
Sorry, Mr. Single in the cart behind us. It’s Saturday, the course is full, we’re keeping up with the group ahead of us, and oh yeah...you’re a single playing the weekend.
I can't control what they do with the golf ball, so I'm not gonna worry about it.
I can't control who they put in the college football playoff, so I'm not gonna worry about it.
I can't control what league pro golfers decide to play in, so I'm not gonna worry about it.
@AugustaGolfGirl
Loss of etiquette, very little respect for the course or for others. The prevailing mentality seems to be, I paid $XX to be here, I’ll do whatever I like.
Just found out one of the dudes I was playing in a tournament with next weekend backed out citing a pickle ball tournament with his wife. This had been on our calendar for 3 weeks. Weak. Don’t be this guy.
New pre-putt routine:
-pull flag
-slowly walk 360° around hole
-10 second plumb-bob
-10 second gaze at line/hole
-move over ball
-3 practice putting strokes
-2 deep breaths
-5 second pause
-Pulls trigger
Missing anything?