shoutout to my mom who thinks i’m a fan of “five directions” and “one second of summer” lmao kdksksk share your “confused parents” stories cause they’re literally my fav thing everrr
mine’s CLOCKS ??? but like just when there’s a bunch of them together ?? idk it makes me so anxious and it triggers me so much, ive literally cried while being inside a clock store, i can’t look at more than two clocks together 😭
happy 4th anniversary to this account! we’ve accomplished so much in 4 years, this acc would be nothing without you all. to celebrate, i literally just spent hours on my computer drawing 5sos as horses. enjoy🤠
@5sos
@michael5sos
@calum5sos
@ashton5sos
@luke5sos
a girl in my class saw me looking at my pic with 5sos so she started a conversation about their new music and stuff but then she goes: ‘yeah i’m really liking what 5 es oh es are doing’ and i just smiled and pretended everything was fine
*5sos post a new picture*
my brain:
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
me: *immediately stops whatever i’m doing and swerves into google to find a matching horse picture in 0.2 sec*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
@Michael5SOS
! even though you’re the worst co owner i’ve had, i still like you, you’re nice i guess, u cute, love you boi, you have all my yeehaws 🤠✨🎉
ASHTON FOLLOWFD ME WJAT THEFICK JSKSK K CSNR BREATHE
and that, laid ease and gentlemen, is what i would tweet if ashton irwin had the decency to follow me right now 🙂
i used to think that michael and crystal probably already got married in secret but then i think about it n michael is the type of guy who would tweet: “JUST GOT MARRIED LOLS FUCK U LOSERS” right after it happens and that’s how i now they’re not married yet
5sos being on a break won’t stop me from giving u guys content so i was thinking of something: 5sos fans as horses
send me ur best pic and i’ll compare u to a horse lol
just do this if u don’t have any problem with me publicly posting your selfie and making fun of u lol