Larry interviewed us in 2014, and complained that he usually had to play himself in movies, and that he had never died in a movie. So he let us kill him as “Coach Handsey” in Dude Bro Party Massacre III. Legend.
Because you’ve been good this year, our brand new 5SF is coming out tomorrow instead of Tuesday. It has nothing to do with the 26th being an inconvenient day for this 5sf to come out. Shut up. Actually you’re back on the naughty list
You may recognize a couple of familiar faces in this thrilling conclusion to
@anthonypadilla
’s saga to find Dan love. *COUGH*
@kelseygunn
*COUGH*
@alecowen
*COUGH*
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
Happy 15th birthday to us! We launched our website on October 30th, 2008, and by the old Gods (Vine) and the New (TikTok), we're still here. We have some fun little treats for you!
It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of 5SF cast member Ringo T. Dog. We believe any place worth calling "heaven" must be full of dogs, & we expect to see you again someday. Thank you for 14 amazing years, best friend. You were loved. And you will be missed <3
canceling plans is ok. pretending to hate puppies to get into a frat is ok. crashing two planes over an orphanage is ok. entering a backwards dimension is ok. letting your ghost brothers enter you to turn you into a muscle beast is ok. do what you need to do to cope
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III is available for free (w/ ads) on TUBI, and available for rent and purchase on AMAZON and ITUNES. Look for it under “Dude Bro Party Massacre III,” have a completely terrifying day!
In Chico…the police are involved in satanic rituals. Entire towns are drowned by fraternity pranks. Planes crash over orphanages. If you are naughty, you are placed in a box and cannot leave until you beef
We can't thank
@deadmeatjames
&
@lowcarbcomedy
enough for making this mind blowing KILL COUNT video. We are so honored to be the Kill Count CHAMPIONS! 4,295 kills!
We've been shadowbanned on TikTok for about a month now and someone flagged the video where Jack Quaid gets taken out by a huge burger for violent content. Piss app, hope it uNaLivEs itself
Yeah, that greenscreen's good enough for a Comments of the Week video.
Did you miss us? Because we missed you, and absolutely did not miss editing these
On one side: A critically acclaimed, thought-provoking thriller that takes audiences to a place they’ve never been before. On the other side: Birds of Passage
The enforced constraints of Vine and TikTok really solved the eternal problem of how you *end* a comedy skit, which even the best comedy skit shows had never quite figured out in a consistent way
We brought back weekly 5SFs this year with a countdown premiere, and we're doing the same tonight. So if your Christmas Eve is lonely, come cozy up with us in 3 hours and 45 minutes and watch
@deadmeatjames
and
@carebecc
unwrap two whole
@JackQuaid92
s
The year is 2009. You're "logging on" and checking your fave sites. The AV Club has a 3000-word breakdown of Pauly Shore's Bio-Dome. Cracked has just ranked all the live-action Batmans. The Nostalgia Critic is going in on Full House. This is the best the internet will ever be.