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When you run out of wrapping paper for the head and your partner has to pretend they didn’t know you got them a large human male
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Larry interviewed us in 2014, and complained that he usually had to play himself in movies, and that he had never died in a movie. So he let us kill him as “Coach Handsey” in Dude Bro Party Massacre III. Legend.
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Because you’ve been good this year, our brand new 5SF is coming out tomorrow instead of Tuesday. It has nothing to do with the 26th being an inconvenient day for this 5sf to come out. Shut up. Actually you’re back on the naughty list
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We may have only ran into
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very briefly at the airport, but parting was still VERY EMOTIONAL
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The takeaway here is: Adults have completely forgotten how to make movies for themselves
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This time 10 years ago, 5SF called it quits and took one last, fanservicey ride into the sunset.
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But hey, we’re back!!!!
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Don’t smile because it’s been over for 10 years.
Cry because they don’t know when to quit.
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we got kicked out of a Tesla store for shooting tomorrow's 5SF, so all 12 of you better watch
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When you finally get to come closer than 6 feet with your friends.
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Start the timer, a new 5sf launches tomorrow.
uno...dos...tres...cuatro...
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No, we didn’t shoot a new one today. If you have a complaint, please register it with Brian. He’ll tell you exactly what you can do.
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@Mr_DrinksOnMe
Hey here it is on YouTube with the part that says that we made it if I don’t know maybe you wanted to credit us
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Gaze in horror at another world, one like our own, but with the punchlines sometimes drastically altered
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You may recognize a couple of familiar faces in this thrilling conclusion to
@anthonypadilla
’s saga to find Dan love. *COUGH*
@kelseygunn
*COUGH*
@alecowen
*COUGH*
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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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Happy 15th birthday to us! We launched our website on October 30th, 2008, and by the old Gods (Vine) and the New (TikTok), we're still here. We have some fun little treats for you!
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It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of 5SF cast member Ringo T. Dog. We believe any place worth calling "heaven" must be full of dogs, & we expect to see you again someday. Thank you for 14 amazing years, best friend. You were loved. And you will be missed <3
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We will happily take over James Somerton’s Patreon. How do you all feel about 5-second video essays that we plagiarize anyway
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canceling plans is ok. pretending to hate puppies to get into a frat is ok. crashing two planes over an orphanage is ok. entering a backwards dimension is ok. letting your ghost brothers enter you to turn you into a muscle beast is ok. do what you need to do to cope
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III is available for free (w/ ads) on TUBI, and available for rent and purchase on AMAZON and ITUNES. Look for it under “Dude Bro Party Massacre III,” have a completely terrifying day!
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@sean_bagel
This is like that unfunny friend who tries to top a great joke at a party with their own, and spends 2 extra minutes to do it
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Hmmm? Oh I’ll just leave this here (drops entire calendar on floor, exits your place of work)
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Uh huh thanks for the tip, have you seen our fucking comment section over there
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The last image in your camera roll is what killed Kissinger
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In Chico…the police are involved in satanic rituals. Entire towns are drowned by fraternity pranks. Planes crash over orphanages. If you are naughty, you are placed in a box and cannot leave until you beef
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If You’re A Democrat Who Won’t Vote For Hillary, Then…Ugh, You Know What, Never Mind
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@govmikehuckabee
You tried so hard, so many times to be President. You pushed your little boulder all that way, you adorable party clown
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We can't thank
@deadmeatjames
&
@lowcarbcomedy
enough for making this mind blowing KILL COUNT video. We are so honored to be the Kill Count CHAMPIONS! 4,295 kills!
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We've been shadowbanned on TikTok for about a month now and someone flagged the video where Jack Quaid gets taken out by a huge burger for violent content. Piss app, hope it uNaLivEs itself
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THE AGONY OF COVID DE MAYO:
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Everyone should watch
@pattonoswalt
Netflix special "Annihilation." It's hysterical, heartbreaking, and powerfully funny. Thank you Patton.
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Yeah, that greenscreen's good enough for a Comments of the Week video.
Did you miss us? Because we missed you, and absolutely did not miss editing these
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Wishing we lived in
@rianjohnson
's sci-fi dystopia instead of this one. Please send toilet paper.
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On one side: A critically acclaimed, thought-provoking thriller that takes audiences to a place they’ve never been before. On the other side: Birds of Passage
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"but she killed people!" have you considered that she's beautiful
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@jacksfilms
@vgdunkey
@commentiquette
@Gusbuckets
@redlettermedia
@Idubbbz
@OneyNG
@psychicpebble
@h3h3productions
@nakeyjakey
@mega64
@DolanDark
@grandayy
@CDisillusion
@BrockBaker
@gregorybrothers
@BadLipReading
@nerdcity
It has always been our sincerest pleasure to make people uglier
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The Rumors of Vaccinco de Mayo
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Make a 5SF about your life? Sure, why not Grant, it’s your birthday after all. Plus you’re dying
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TikTok: just got 300,000 followers
Instagram: just got 70,000 followers
YouTube: our brand new 5sf has -7 views
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☝️🤓
the 5 second video limit on vine was one of the coolest and funniest gimmicks of all time
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We brought back weekly 5SFs this year with a countdown premiere, and we're doing the same tonight. So if your Christmas Eve is lonely, come cozy up with us in 3 hours and 45 minutes and watch
@deadmeatjames
and
@carebecc
unwrap two whole
@JackQuaid92
s
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5SFs are a finite resource. Protesting, while good for raising awareness, isn't enough - swift action must be taken.
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From all of us at 5-Second Films, have a happy, safe Cinco de Mayo
Set shit on fire
KILL your parents
START A WAR
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
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“No new 5sf today? Psssh, guess they were a dead channel after all”
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Happy Sunday, everyone!
Search your name in GIFs and pick the one that best sums up this year.
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Still can't believe a company let us make this
Throwback to the time we left our channel to go make our movie and this was the most recent video sitting there for months
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A NEW 5SF! "Clinical Trials!"
#5secondfilms
#5sf
#COVID19
#cureforcoronavirus
#hydroxychloriquine
#Corona
#comedy
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5SF posts 5 times a week and in one of them, a magician pulls a bloody baby out of his mouth
The year is 2009. You're "logging on" and checking your fave sites. The AV Club has a 3000-word breakdown of Pauly Shore's Bio-Dome. Cracked has just ranked all the live-action Batmans. The Nostalgia Critic is going in on Full House. This is the best the internet will ever be.
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This Christmas, give your family the gift of of 5sf
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IT IS NOT AN APRIL FOOL TO TELL YOU THAT DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III IS NOW STREAMING ON SHOWTIME ON DEMAND AND ON THE SHOWTIME APP
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Ladies & Gentleman, the new Doctor of the Corona Task Force. Still better than injecting
#lysol
#BLEACH
#coronataskforce
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It's like the hot guy in high school has been challenged to get the theater nerd girl to be his prom date
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DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III IS NOW STREAMING FOR FREE ON AMAZON PRIME THIS IS NOT A DRILL WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS A DRILL IT'S NOT
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