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@4PF_teidpod

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3x rep golf champion, maritime law expert, facebook market place warrior

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@4PF_teidpod
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4 months
Plug a lil extravagant but he chill
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6 months
What if I just killed myself in front of these kids, forever changing the trajectory of their lives and gay clothing brand?
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@4PF_teidpod
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5 months
Me around women after 6+ miller lites:
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@4PF_teidpod
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1 year
If you see me in one of these, just know I was the one who won the powerball
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11 months
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
1 year
Base is progressing nicely (I am absolutely terrified of talking to women)
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@4PF_teidpod
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8 months
Looks like a normal size beer to me. Hell, it might even be above average.
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@4PF_teidpod
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11 months
“Happy national gf day!” Dude kill yourself. Actually.
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@4PF_teidpod
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1 year
You heard the man.
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@4PF_teidpod
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4 months
Ballsack nets are unamerican
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@4PF_teidpod
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1 year
The only thing I pull is push doors
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@4PF_teidpod
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10 months
Beef stew for dinner and wine mixer with kappas. Yup, these hoes getting farted on💯
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
11 months
End of summer “the island” post son or kappa rush spam daughter?
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
6 months
Didn’t wear my Barbour on bourbon st and the bouncer broke both my knee caps
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
11 months
If I see I’m “subscribed” or “following” you on Snapchat your immediately getting blocked
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
8 months
Thoughts and prayers to all the fathers who saw their daughters halloween costume
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
1 year
85% chance hammerlord overstims and becomes rabid when Georgia plays in Austin
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@4PF_teidpod
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6 months
Yall mind?
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@4PF_teidpod
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2 months
You like that shit white boy?
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
7 months
Moms happy I’m eating leftovers and “putting some meat on my bones” but really I’m so cooked I’d eat gravel rn
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@4PF_teidpod
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5 months
Brock Purdy’s coffee table probably looks like this:
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@4PF_teidpod
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1 year
Don’t mind me buddies, just got a lot on my mind
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
7 months
We ain’t beating the autism allegations any time soon.
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@4PF_teidpod
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5 months
Just gonna go ahead and save myself the trouble
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
1 year
Two of the hardest flavors to describe
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@4PF_teidpod
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11 months
@stith_henry A couple golf photos, some drinking on the beach, finish it off with a group photo (there are chicks in it) 🤙🤙🤙
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@4PF_teidpod
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2 months
@97Vercetti @97Vercetti you ugly as fuck, @ me next time you wanna copy my whole flow
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@4PF_teidpod
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6 months
And on the eighth day, God made Houston’s spinach artichoke dip
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
1 year
New setup
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
11 months
@Blowman200 Your the person our moms warned us about being friends with
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11 months
@Snickersbarred Good. He needs to be captured and studied for science.
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
8 months
Mf like me could NOT work here
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8 months
Pad printing (also called tampography) is a printing process that can transfer a 2D image onto a 3D object
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@4PF_teidpod
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5 months
Pondering why I get no pussy and I’ve come to one definitive conclusion: the shirts are NOT the problem.
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4 months
Words can’t express how angry I’d be if I was mid womped freestyle and got domed pieced by the ultrawompinator
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@4PF_teidpod
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2 months
People like this make me question the integrity of burners. Cause being anonymous is great, but also this mf deserves to be bullied in real life for this.
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11 months
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@4PF_teidpod
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8 months
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@4PF_teidpod
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8 months
It’s over for y’all once my brain fully develops in a few years
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
6 months
(Im makin em at night)
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
1 year
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@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
1 year
Fellas, you wearing a hat that says how big your piece is?
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@4PF_teidpod
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7 months
The Rothschilds making sure I grill up some mystery meats for dinner and get embarrassingly blackout before 9pm
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@4PF_teidpod
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9 months
Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. Choptober is here.
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@4PF_teidpod
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5 months
On a jog and stupid pussy biker libtard tried to pass me but smacked this tree branch instead. Eat bark bitch. Bikers: 0 4PF_teidpod: 1
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
1 year
The way bron reacted to the missed call you would’ve thought the ref just pulled out a .357 magnum and executed Bronny and Bryce right there on the court
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thomas
1 year
Is the corny cowboy hat included with Zach Bryan tickets or did everyone buy them separate?
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1 year
Watching world of tshirts character progression has been like seeing Walt turn into hiesenburg
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@4PF_teidpod
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8 months
@City_boy_manny Those are probably yours
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
9 months
Layered up
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@4PF_teidpod
thomas
1 year
Wow. Happy Wednesday
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1 year
@Blowman200 bro please delete this app
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thomas
1 year
Things 4PF Teidpod enjoys -Boobs
@bigDavo_7
BIG Davo
1 year
Things Big Davo really enjoys - boiled peanuts -the braves -French onion dip - flip flops -woodys cheesesteak -the lake
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1 year
When I die reincarnate me as a bunch of sorority girls puppy
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1 year
@SuperBTrain C. a vasectomy
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8 months
“Dad, tell me about the first time you saw the TGR Fire on the Mountain video”
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1 year
Not enough going on for how drunk I am, need subway surfers playing in the top half of my vision
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5 months
@ettingermentum If you saw @City_boy_manny you’d be like “yup, this is what manny would look like in real life”
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1 year
Reviews and tips on donating plasma? Bank account is on very thin ice
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@4PF_teidpod
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6 months
Ik he’s retarded and all, but hammer could prolly drive better than 50% of atl ppl
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3 months
“New Future album gonna feed the streets”
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@4PF_teidpod
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11 months
@xandonmiller I could take her away from all this
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@4PF_teidpod
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1 year
Back like I never left
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@4PF_teidpod
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1 year
This was the seventh grade equivalent of horny drunk me firing texts to every female on my phone
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1 year
Swipe up for a tbh
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@DailyLoud I need her so bad
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1 year
Me reflecting Sunday morning
@KingJames
LeBron James
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Maybe It’s Me
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9 months
One more post about Kelce and Taylor Swift….
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1 year
Why in the fuck would you have a weed themed party? Everyone’s gonna be scared on their phone in the corner
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2 months
Fuck the Astros
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1 year
Every shower should have a chair to sit in
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8 months
@bigDavo_7 14+ liquor drinks works just as good
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1 year
Lit up a cig when they turned off the no cig light in the plane and they got mad???
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6 months
@JeremyWade043 I really wish uga fans could hear themselves the way everyone else does
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4 months
@mszrsmerci Probably open the emergency exit or sum idk
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5 months
@gamecockhummy Your cheese bite looks like a shlong. You eatin dick cheese.
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1 year
Happy Memorial Day!
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6 months
Bro’s got the nipple top shaboingboing
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6 months
@ayeejuju So all I gotta do is just live and I get 700 mil? Sign me up.
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7 months
@JeremyWade043 It be your own kind huh?
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8 months
@bigDavo_7 Nah we just know your team sucks ass
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3 months
@powerade2002 Just a reminder this fucker gets to vote
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@4PF_teidpod
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8 months
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
It’s not just about winning, it’s seeing your enemies fail
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1 year
Really hoping I’m not blackout so I remember the little hype speech I just gave myself
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1 year
Doesn’t get much better than this
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1 year
POV: Lovett legends
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@bigDavo_7
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1 year
Got to be at least 1000 dudes wearing Barbour jackets in nola rn
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@4PF_teidpod
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6 months
This is what the media doesn’t show you about the Israel/Palestine conflict:
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10 months
Tomorrow we siege Wendy’s
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1 year
Fuck whatever these are
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1 year
Stetson is a clown for thinking he could invade the scots territory without repercussions
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1 year
God I love my city
@TheDunkCentral
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Hawks fans have been chanting "You are fat" at Luka Doncic while at the free throw line, per @GrantAfseth
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1 year
Where would $12.57 be in the breakdown?
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What does it mean to be "rich" in the United States? Net-worth percentile breakdowns: Top 1% = $10.8 million Top 2% = $2.5 million Top 5% = $1.03 million Top 10% = $855,000 Top 50% =$522,000 Do these numbers surprise you?
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@stith_henry It’s called doordash and moms credit card
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11 months
I love getting cash because that means I can buy more lottery tickets
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1 year
Really gotta start remembering to do my laundry
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@4PF_teidpod
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7 months
Just saw the GTA VI trailer, definitely gonna log like five (5) hours in the strip club off rip.
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10 months
@nippseydeadnip This is one of those tweets where wake up and wish twitter had a breathalyzer built into it
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2 months
Embarking on the sacred pillage back to the holy land
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8 months
Dagestan dick riders are the worst part of MMA. Their fans are all casuals and un-American. CC: all ufc buddies
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1 year
@twotimefredo_bo Why choose?
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2 years
I have never used a button other than “add 30 seconds” on my microwave
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1 year
I need to go to bed and go to church in the morning
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