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@420egg
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10 months
I hate smoking with paranoid bitches what do you mean Dee Dee Blanchard is coming
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@420egg
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3 years
“My parents didn’t teach me manners” well did they teach you how to jerk off ?!?! Like figure it out
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@420egg
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2 years
Bit fruity
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U.S. politicians doing normal shit
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Dwight D. Eisenhower poses in front of an American flag. 19th June, 1945.
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@420egg
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5 years
me: omg take a picture of me I look so good the picture:
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@420egg
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5 years
College bookstores be like •Individual wooden pencil—$5 •Pack of BIC pens—$15 •hoodie—5 installments of $25.95 •textbook—$400 plus 15% compounded interest based on how long you take in line •bag of chips with “$1.79” clearly labeled on the packaging—$4
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@420egg
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@420egg
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@420egg
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What my hash browns be seeing at 6 am
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@420egg
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4 years
Drinking wine and making Alfredo
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@420egg
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4 years
Eat your greens today y’all
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@420egg
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4 years
re-normalize saying boo and throwing tomatoes at people
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@420egg
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4 years
Did y’all not see night at the museum
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WHY ARE THERE NO NIGHT MUSEUMS !?!
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@420egg
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5 years
architecture majors be like damn I got the gentrification of an entire neighborhood due Friday
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@420egg
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4 years
I’m deleting this app
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4 years
Points were made
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@420egg
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3 years
Can’t wait
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@420egg
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@A24films_
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We’re looking for some tweets to turn into movies.
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@420egg
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5 years
on 2014 twitter bitches could say “h” and get 4,000 rts
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@420egg
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5 years
Twitter pisses me off so much because it gives people the balls to say things that they would never dream of saying to another person face to face like y’all do not deserve a platform LMFAOOOO
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@420egg
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4 years
Guys i just got accepted to the Electoral College ❤️
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@420egg
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5 years
Me pretending i’m a horse to get ketamine
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@420egg
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4 years
A very clear and tangible divide exists between people who have never worked a minimum wage job in their lives and those who have
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@420egg
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3 years
Bought 8 dollars worth of weed
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@420egg
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5 years
Professors be like it’s JUST basic algebra like bitch what the fuck is just I’ll kill you
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@420egg
Яша
5 years
Shane Dawson is an ugly fat greasy motherfucker and I hate the motherfucker. I do
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@420egg
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5 years
fuck handcuffs tie me up with a CVS receipt
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@420egg
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5 years
Dudes will be pigeon toed 🦶 talm bout who want me?? Bitch the power lines 🗣🗣
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@420egg
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4 years
I love ignoring my school email like I’m literally not going to read that
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Professors be like oh yeah your grandma died on 4/20 huh
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@420egg
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3 years
I’d turn into aquamarine real quick
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@420egg
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4 years
Schenectady, NY
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@420egg
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1 year
Me: call me anytime! Me when they call anytime:
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@420egg
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4 years
people who grew up with divorced parents vs people who grew up with parents that should have been divorced
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@420egg
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4 years
I’m always like man this w**d ain’t shit and then within 5 minutes I’m struggling to figure out how a doorknob works
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@420egg
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5 years
Good MORNING!!! The power of MARIJUANA ❤️ I feel you flow through my veins 🎉🎈 true PEACE & SALVATION can only be found through YOU! ✨
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@420egg
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5 years
Look what y’all did
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@420egg
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4 years
Polygamy is a great way to have healthy and continued communication in a relationship while retaining some aspects of individual choice. Not for me though. I’m fucking insane and give me your phone
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@420egg
Яша
1 year
Hi is this still available
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Tampa Mayor Jane Castor reveals she caught 70-pounds worth of cocaine while fishing off the Florida Keys with her family. U.S. Border Patrol later confirmed that the drugs had an estimated street value of $1.1 million. 🔗:
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@420egg
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9 months
It’s so gross and awful and dystopian that you can’t just walk around outside with a cocktail
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@420egg
Яша
5 years
bitches is pressed, administer mouth to mouth
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@420egg
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4 years
My next boyfriend is going to have to understand that I do not want to be in a relationship or have a boyfriend
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@420egg
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4 years
This is where I’m at mentally
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@420egg
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4 years
Imagine being alive in the 1700s and all you could do sit around in 6 layers of clothes and a fucked up wig listening to opera
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@420egg
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2 years
them: what are your strengths and weaknesses me:
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@420egg
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4 years
bitches be like good morning.... the fuck made it good you literally just bothered me 😭
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@420egg
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5 years
cheese and milk on their way to my lower intestine
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@420egg
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4 years
Adam and Eve:
@criisdie
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no cause this apple is just TOO good
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@420egg
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4 years
I will literally accept this as the second coming of Christ
@Satyrling
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“Shoes” was a cultural reset and “Masks” should be another 😂
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@420egg
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4 years
3 hour long class and I had coffee
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@420egg
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5 years
Some of y’all be chicken tenders. Fried with no sauce
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@420egg
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4 years
I was really giving the girls what they wanted in 2018... I miss being totally private
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@420egg
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2 years
Acacia brinley in her DIVORCE ERA 😭😭😭😭😭 Oh I need to catch up on the tea!
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@420egg
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4 years
The amount of my life wasted waiting for the pasta water to boil
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@420egg
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4 years
did you know that all spongebob characters represent a mental illness? spongebob: gay Patrick: obese Mr. Krabs: a cancer squidward: music students sandy: STEM majors plankton: short
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@420egg
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5 years
Been playing sims for 5 hours
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@420egg
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5 years
I miss when ppl would do s4s on Instagram like we really all used 2 have each other backs and now what. No likes
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@420egg
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5 years
professors really acting like I know how to read ... lmfao
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@420egg
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2 years
If god made us in his image he knew a thing or two about a slay
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@420egg
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5 years
the episode of sponge bob where they fight over the box and inside is literally a piece of string
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@420egg
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I’m about to bust into this gas station like please tell me y’all take handjobs 😭
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@420egg
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5 years
Gays tuck in their shirt once and call it fashion ok peewee herman
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@420egg
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4 years
girls with eye floaters be like I know a spot
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@420egg
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5 years
FAFSA be like you got two lungs? Looks like you don’t need our help
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@420egg
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It really wasn’t that funny 😭😭😭😭
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@420egg
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5 years
bugs after we say a bitch look like them
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@420egg
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5 years
I’m so broke LMFAOO if y’all come over you gotta start bringing your own toilet paper. Paper towers and air like none of this shit free
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@420egg
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4 years
Someone unfollowed me cuz I was talking shit about Amish people SO EVEN THEYRE OFF LIMITS??
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@420egg
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4 years
Points were made
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@420egg
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4 years
You mean to tell me noah took two bed bugs and two roaches and threw them on the Ark?
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@420egg
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5 years
Gonna tell my little cousin to call me a faggot in front of my aunt. I’m out of here y’all
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@420egg
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4 years
eternal sunshine of the spotless coochie
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@420egg
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5 years
Literally my Halloween costume
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@420egg
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5 years
Man it’s boring let’s go put on some deodorant
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@420egg
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4 years
Melanie martinez was literallt singing about shitting in her diaper
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@420egg
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4 years
if you ever wiped your ass with the cardboard toilet paper roll don’t worry about the vaccine
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@420egg
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3 years
My friends and I would have put ET into a George Forman grill
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@420egg
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2 years
Idk what to do lol cuz I rescued this bunny from the hotel pool and like it’s so cruel to rescue a tiny little baby thing and then just leave it ? So I brought it home and now it’s just here. In my apartment and I’m smoking weed with it
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@420egg
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5 years
this fucking capybara I follow on Instagram DIED the other day how am I supposed to have a good 2020 with this information
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@420egg
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2 years
Me
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@NICKIMINAJ
Nicki Minaj
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Let’s have a smart day
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@420egg
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5 years
This problem is so easy. Simply have them run over the five individuals and then back up and run over the single person ... democracy
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who in my apartment set up a rolling table next to the emergency exit LMFAOO
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I’m not a big fan of “working” or “going to work”
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4 years
I’m obscenely high
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@420egg
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1 year
Suck dick on accident
@gunsnrosesgirl3
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If you woke up to this, what would you do?
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Literally nothing is funnier than someone running for the bus
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4 years
h*gh and useless in breakout room
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@420egg
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4 years
I don’t even have to try
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@420egg
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2 years
Bitches would kick it with Casey Anthony if she had an eighth
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@420egg
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5 years
Mayor pete dropped out bitch i will drink to that!!! Hello!!!
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I’m done
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