Azaaa
@3rd_Wise_man
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There is no fate but what we make for ourselves || Loving husband || Amazing father || Raging Feminist || Centurion
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I pray God blesses us all to the extent we desire.
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I chased my wife for 13 years before getting married to her tho.
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1st law of twitter: Every gbas required and equal and opposite gbos😅
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Speak ill of my wife and get blocked.
She is a lovely woman who gave me two lovely kids.
Stfu.
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@inecnigeria
I promise you, we are not reading this nonsense.
Just declare Obi the winner already
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Super Eagles to win 2 to nil
Put your life savings. Stake one side.
Borrow money. Stake again.
Stake twice!!!
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They beat Wilder mercilessly but someone somewhere is only concerned about how Wilder will unlock his face with his face ID😂
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If you can't speak in tongues, please don't.
Which one is "mama se mama sa mamkusa"
I go slap person for church ooooo
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@BelemaMhart
@Falilatt_
I'll do you one better
Why do you think you would get to this kind of wealth?
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Davido just instructed Dj ecool to play all record labels music on live since no one accepted his challenge.
He told him to play DMW, STARBOY, MAVIN, MOHITS, YBNL and all the fucking labels music.
A KING!!!
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Igbo people can put vegetable in any food they are cooking even beans.
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Some teachers have masters in the art of flogging. I think my physics teacher read industrial physics and flogging in UNIBEN.
Fr tho.
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Me trying to get When i finally get
the best angle to VS get the angle
play my R2 and score.
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@ChizzyXo
Person wey no get 30k for account dey vex for another person wey no get 30k for account too.
Is God not mysterious?
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This would make your day😂
This is the funniest shit you will see today.
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Why don't atheists argue with Muslims? Why is it always with Christians?
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This January is the fastest January in the history of Januarys.
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My father my father, your children are no more using "o jewa ka eng"
It is now "Sco pa tu ma naa"
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Burna boy is always performing, seems like he has paid gigs every week.
Highest paid indeed!
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Fall for me by Laycon ft YKB is a mad jam.
Gives me goosebumps everytime.
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Because why are you telling me to buy Fish when coming back? What is Protein doing jnside concotion rice fgs.
When she has made you guys successfully do 1-1-1 for four days and you just want to go back to your 0-0-1
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Minister : Testimony time.....
10 year old me: I want to thank God for protecting me from the beginning of this year till today.😊
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This "Mad ooo" will not put me in trouble ooo😣
That's how my uncle finished telling me something today and i replied "mad ohh"
How will i explain to the man now that i was not insulting him😣
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All this marlians sef...
So this guy said jesus was the first person to say "Ji masun" in the bible
Guy!!! In the bible?....😯
I asked him where and he said jesus said unto the lame man "Get up. Pick up your mat and walk"😭
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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
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I never wanted to believe that my Friend was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I visited him at his home once, all the signs were there.
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Apart from working in oil company and terrorism which other high paying jobs do you know in Nigeria?
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Guys!!!
When your babe fucks up, don't react immediately. Wait for her to go out, then you take her makeup box and use it all to repaint your room.
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If you send me three stickers in a row,i will assume we are done with our chat and so we are rounding up.
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@SavvyRinu
@MobilePunch
Is there in anyway he said he was the only one who got into trouble?
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I was bored, so i compiled a thread of all the funny replies on Yul edochie's post of how he told his father (pete edochie) that he wants to drop out.
Enjoy!!
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Photographers also practise witchcraft these days.
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......When i see my best friend concentrating on the lecturer like he understands what he is saying
.........
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So one day my wife will get pregnant and i will have to tell my parents.
Me that i am shy😂, i will just text them.😩
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I told you your bumbum is big and you are telling me that you have a boyfriend, ehen???
Does that reduce the size of your bumbum?
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@haa_ree0
Boko haram nko, the satelitte can't track them because apparently it only works for Rape cases.
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IMO Bella schmurda is actually better than all these other young artistes bar Rema.
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January or february is the best time to pay Bride price, right now families are broke they will accept any amount.
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Does your mum have a male bestie?
Does your dad have a female bestie?
I am not saying anything, but just think about it.
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If i buy a dog , i would love to name him "ASKIM" , so when people ask me what is my dog's name , i would just say "ASKIM"
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I don't really know Mbah but i will recognize his head wherever i see it.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
"Between us, something smells"
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They said Juice is bigger than Davido's fall.
Lmao, Juice ko Tapioca ni.
I will name 5 of Davido's songs bigger than Ycee bruv.
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Everybody dey go site collect 2k. But is your 2k in Naira or dollars?
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What if your phone is actually smarter than you.
What if the phone is operating you and not the other way round?
(Hits blunt and coughs)
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When you don't have food to eat and you are very hungry, even the TV remote starts looking like gala in your eyes.
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Twitter "feminists" dont hate men, they hate men that don't have money.
Money stops feminism.
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"The best" video is not even up to a day old yet and it is already the best music video worldwide in 2021.
Davido did that!!!!
#TheBestVideo
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When looking for something you lost and you find it, you always find it in the last place you look.
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Relationships that started with " Hello, my friend over there wants to speak to you"
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Everybody is getting bangers with the Gen Z and millenials trend, e come be like say na only me dull.
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