turns out when you dont teach kids basic how to use computer and only give them chromebook and tiktok they have no clue whats going on with the internet
GRINDR TAXONOMY:
34YO TGIRL: your so beautiful and fragile. can i take you out for coffee and then use u like a tenga egg
JUST-OUT TGIRL: woagh nice gock. i have a car a bong and zero self respect
36YO CHASER: Hello beautiful. If I massage that cockend, does it spurt cream
this... is why
@UWMadisonPolice
shouldn't be responsible for *any* physical security on campus! uw madison's physplant lockshop is Really Good, lots of union people, and doesn't do baby's first physec fuckups like this email sent to all students.
got kicked out of one of the practice rooms at closing time last week. key desk guy asked me if i was using ableton and i had to explain that no im using bitwig its like ableton from wish
@tonofcrates
this is an effect of the constant pool, right? i don't remember, but id guess it interns up to 8 bit Integers by default, so -128 through 127 should produce the same effect as i3/i4 are here
she/they with an end of evangelion shirt in line at the 7/11:
guy who has never seen evangelion but is looking for the hairiest pussy of his life: so what do you think about kawoshin
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To: <allemployees-store588
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Subject: meats inventory discrepancy and PoS fraud
Hi all -
As you might know, we've been dealing with increasing checkout fraud; it seems like people have been miscoding prosciutto again and
@bonnibloop_
this is a technique mostly straight up just called "morphing" that was heavily popularized in the 90s by a piece of software called ASDG Elastic Reality. here's an absolutely fucked demo reel they put out
maybe its a gift that i couldnt recognize—maybe i dont really need to feel satisfied—
maybe its a gift that i spent all this time
(just) trying to feel alive ▧
i hate machine learning for the obvious reasons . but also almost everyone who does ML is deeply bad at the craft of software. just stupendously sloppy and intellectually bankrupt programming
very nice throwaway sentiment. something you could do is, perhaps, consider letting my (trans, gay, dyke) girlfriend consensually call me (trans, gay, dyke) slurs on twitter without permasuspending her?
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oh yeah fun fact if you have the sidebar you can make a tool which turns a primus lock into a standard 6 pin schlage pickjob. and if your bitting looks as bad as this key's does you can almost certainly just rake it :)