Episode 1: "The Interview"

Municipalize the Cardinals

Choosing to blame him for this very DUMB stylization

RT @2xBirds:

@RyanThomure You gotta change more of the words

Municipalize the Cardinals

RT @cjzero: Here's the video from Tim Kurkjian's report about Maddon getting a mohawk

Nevermind! (But also still do it)

shrewd timing. could be weeks before a national guy will have the time to actually report out what happened

Fucking like Eric Fryer or somebody would’ve gotten a better reception than that. I’m Jesse Spector now.

Bill DeWitt III gazing intently over a marketing director’s shoulder as he plots the X/Y intersection between Troop Respect Level and gate revenue losses from rows 1-26

One of the most iconic grifts in St. Louis history, I am honestly really happy for this weird bigoted goober who absolutely fucking *loves* acronyms

@CardsPlayerDev @memphisredbirds Is the Player Retention department also on Twitter?

RT @johnjf125: Nice to see Jesse Spector picking at that...scab

Ron Watermon, the best to ever do it. Got handed a slam-dunk viral content goldmine and within 24 hours had managed to turn it into a story about a multibillion-dollar sports franchise bullying a local animal rescue

When you still have a job