Ryan
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he/him. married. limp wristed hick-nerd hermit. hater of pants. if you dm me I'm just gonna reply with a link to my Amazon wishlist. 🤷🏼♂️
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Not to brag but ive been with hubby for right at 19 years. And he's still my best friend and the only person I would wanna share my life with. 🤷🏼♂️
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If I don't see your message it's because I'm ignoring it the same way you ignored my bio. ❤️
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When the shiny hunt gets real real boring and my eyes get real real heavy.
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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No reason. Just thought it's really neat that I have titties. ❤️
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No amount of unfollowing me and refollowing me to try to get me to follow back will change the fact that you don't own a face. 🥰 I get that you need to protect your identity. That's great. Understand that I need to see your face to follow back.
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He put it on me twice and then went and got me coffee.
Now my thighs hurt real fast.
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The urge to wake my husband up on his day off so I can make him breakfast and rub his belly.
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I'm so tired of 5 inch shorts. I get that some of yall are 6 feet tall. And they look fantastic on you. But for some of us those are just regular shorts. Short people deserve slutty summer outfits too.
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My husband said he needs something washed for tomorrow and that means I have to fold the clothes that have been in the dryer for 3 days and honestly I'm just not feeling it yet. They still need more time to cool down.
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Is it weird to not want an official diagnosis with autism? Like I'm fine without it. I'm 38. I've coped. I have strategies. I don't trust our healthcare system and our government (u.s.) that much.
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I appreciate all the love. Thank you. Seriously.
That being said, your white guy with a beard fetish will get you nowhere. Your immigrant hatred and anti trans posts aren't the vibe I fucks with. This is more of a Rhea Ripley please step on my face account. Thanks. UwU
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Oops. Already followed back multiple "men only" people on accident. I miss the likes tab.
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Me and charmander are about to throw hands if they don't come off the shinies.
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I love when someone finds out my real last name and asks me if I'm related to someone I am absolutely related to and I say I'm not. 🥰
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Thinly veiled fat shaming? Before noon? In this heat? I'm just trying to have a nice day, yall don't have to make it difficult.
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Fun story. I worked at tractor supply for a total of 14 hours.
During my second shift I was completing training simulations on a computer (because common sense is hard) in the break room and the topic of conversation for the other employees was how gays shouldn't be teachers.
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How are yall bouncing on dick? I don't bounce. I can barely rock back and forth for 15 seconds before my thighs start burning.
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If you opened it to try to see the cropped part it's because you're nasty and I like that. 🥰
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When I say we, as a society, no longer need trousers this is what I'm talking about.
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Thank you. I don't by any means believe I'm fat. I'm aware I'm not a twink. I also wouldn't be mad about being fat if I was. I'm more annoyed at being insulted for no reason.
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As a reminder. If women, trans, nb, and gender queer people aren't safe with you, you're not safe with me. Toodles. ❤️
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Lmfao. You followed for titties and now here you are looking at custom action figures. I'm so tickled.
This is a nerd account. 🤓
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I'm so excited! Hubby has the next 4 days off work and we are gonna make so many plans to do things and then cancel all of them! ✨️💖✨️
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This is just a dl no loads refused camp. Just say that.
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You ever think "he works so hard. He really deserves a blowjob." But he's asleep and has to work for 10 hours and you also think he deserves to sleep?
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Husband told me to eat. I'm gonna nap instead so he realizes who is in charge.
Love you. I win. 🥰
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@popeprius
This kind of thing always screams "I'm not attracted to people with my interests so I pretend they don't exist."
Because the nerd gays are very real and abundant.
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So my main got banned for saying I would only support queer content creators.
I'm not sorry.
Pay a queer person.
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We can't see your likes. But we can still see your follows. And imma tell on grown ass men following "teen" bulge enthusiasts.
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You ever just sit there and think "I might let him beat it up later. As a treat."
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Gonna start replying to unwanted dms with links to my wishlist. Not sorry for the inconvenience.
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Even if I don't care for the thing you're geeking out about, I'm still interested in the geek out itself. I fucking love a geeky info dump. Drop that encyclopedic knowledge on me, nerd!
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I'm convinced none of you have ever met a nerd.
We don't want sex. We want to make our own action figures because we can.
i am so sick of being gay like all gay boys want is sex i’m done with this life
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Video of 5 dudes fucking by a creek.
My brain : "there's snakes in that water."
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Hes on a weight loss journey? Cool.
Hes posting progress updates? Yay!
His confidence is boosted? Great!
Hes shaming his old look? 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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My entire timeline is divas at the Olympics, pokemon, hairy dudes in tiny outfits I wanna buy, sdcc action figure reveals, and republican self-owns.
Today is a good day.
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When I was asked what happened I simply said the work was fine but the culture was inappropriate and I couldn't be associated with them and the behavior I've seen in 2 days. They said "okay". And I left.
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Posting photos of high school boys in their swim team gear to a bulge appreciation account should get you landed on a watch list.
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Anyway while I have your attention, I would very much like to see photos of your weird ass collections you think nobody likes but you. 🥺👉👈
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Okay I'm done now.
There's a little bit of Red/Blue, a little bit of Let's Go, and a little bit of FR/LG going on. But the Kanto player bedroom is finished. 🥰 maybe alola next. 🤔
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No. And I wish we were. But we aren't. All it would do is add fuel to the hate crimes currently on the rise. Secretary of state? Yes. VP? Not yet.
Is America ready for a gay man being nominated on a national ticket?
Your thoughts?
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It's true. Hubby loves his contacts but the glasses make me wanna ruin him. Slowly. With my ass.
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Before I knew what "anxiety" was, my husband asked "why do you do that?" And I told him I do it when I'm nervous. Which prompted him to constantly ask me why I'm nervous. 😒
I just am. This is my natural state of existence.
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That's not saying everything has always been smooth and easy. There have been some doozies.
Every single day I wake up and I choose him over everything else.
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Yall hate Mondays because of work.
I hate Mondays because the Chinese restaurant is closed.
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I'm not actively trying to shame anyone, but I think it's weird how some of yall have a very very narrow view of what beautiful is. If you feel shamed it's because you probably should.
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Woke up entirely too soon but the rest is paying off. I understand it's a small victory but I walked normally through my entire house with minimal discomfort and it's been a while since that happened. 😊
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The day hubby goes back to work from his days off is always trash. I just wanna take a nap and be able to touch him. Being not rich is stupid. 0/10.
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