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#nevadafootball #mercedbluedevils #panthers #76ers . Nevada grad. I’m just here to talk sports, laugh/joke, lie and tweet rap lyrics about doing/selling drugs.
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#inhighschool
I had a crush on a girl name Mona and we played horse to see if she wuld b my girl n she had a S and quit ...smh
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This is the south y’all. Ion know why we go through this every other month
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Jake Fromm calls himself an elite white person but lost to South Carolina last year and threw for 35 yards against Kentucky
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Not you being salty. It’s giving hate for me.
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“Lol that’s what you like?”
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This is great RT
@WillHayes_24
: That time Jon Jones and DC told each other how they really felt cuz they thought the cameras were off LMAO
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First date and I pulled up to pick her up. She walks out towards the car and has her son with her.
Her: hey something came up, can my son come?
Me: sure
What’s the most awkward date y’all ever been on?
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@DragonflyJonez
She lucky backup showed up for her cuz that fox was ready to take it the distance.
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That skee yee song got all these boys in a chokehold. They don’t ran the song back like 3 times 😂😂😂
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She said I was the best dressed in the club. I had this on 🥴
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@_yellow_paiges_
She cursed her mom out on Facebook and tagged her in the post. I shouldn’t had ignored that
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I don’t even hug no more. Handshakes and fist bumps. HR not gonna sweep me outta there.
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Damn but the IRS ready to go after folks for some cashapp and Venmo payments
The IRS didn’t audit Trump’s taxes despite it being MANDATORY for sitting Presidents.
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And they still rolling back child labor laws
On May 1, four child workers were found working the kill floor at an Alabama poultry plant that reportedly supplies Chick-fil-A.
A 16-year-old died at the same plant last summer after being pulled into a deboning machine.
Three of the four minors were working overnight shifts.
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SC fans tired of losing to Oregon so they taking matters into their own hands.
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Vince McMahon gonna have a nice cozy spot in hell
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Ayo lmao. He tried to “I’m sorry” his way outta that ass whoopin too 😂
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Lmao Jordan Campbell saying “no more Oregon at the end got me crying. Hope SC give you that job you looking for man so all that dancing you doing will pay off. Oregon got SC so desperate to get that duck flag outta LA they went and got a runner to do their recruiting.
6’5 1/2 -321lbs 19 % body fat 8th Grade 4th Pac 12 Offer & the 6th 8th grader offered it a row from our WCA Prep Academy
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Nick Cannon baby mama asking for help but saying nick not her sugar daddy. Well what was the point of having one of his kids if you not getting money out of it?!?!
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@ryall92
@90sWWE
@Pikey_Gas
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@bullyray5150
Good God. That old lady was tough as shit lol
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Lmao and he got the joe mazzula hair cut 😂
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Going 0-63 with the hoes is crazy.
Back in 2016, 63 girls declined my dating proposal, little did I not know that GOD was actually going to give me a C63s and all those girls now look like 63 year old’s… that’s life 😘
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Wish y’all coulda seen the confusion and fear and everyone’s faces man lol
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I wanna know who convinced her this wasn’t good enough
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This ain’t funny cuz violence against pregnant women about to skyrocket
No abortions ? Smh gotta start sending hits on hoes too smh
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I got 557 applicants on one of my job posts. I have 12 jobs I’m recruiting on all together. That’s over 1000 resumes. I ain’t reading no cover letter fam.
Why are you sending a job application email without a cover letter? I am looking for an executive assistant and everyone that sent without a cover letter, i'm deleting the email immediately . Not cause i'm wicked but it shows the candidate is lazy and i need a hard working person
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I’m looking to hire a D&I candidate for a system engineer role for a huge media and entertainment company. The job is in L.A. DM me if interested! This is a perfect role for a new graduate and someone just starting out in the profession.
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Henry Ruggs probably wishes he died tho. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself. I ran over a possum last month and I tossed and turned all night with guilt.
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Quick question. Recently I went on a date. She was hella rude most of the night so I ended up leaving when she wasn’t looking. The next afternoon she calls me saying she just got outta jail for DUI. She blames me for the dui because I left. I don’t feel bad at all. Should I?
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All them black conservatives left him hanging. Where ice cube at???
Wait a minute…nobody from the Trump camp has stepped up to represent the “Blacks for Trump” guy?
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And this when you had to physically go to the store and cop
DMX first 3 albums sold more than any other Def Jam artist first 3 albums ever... That includes Hov, Kanye or Ja Rule. Give him ALL his flowers
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@_yellow_paiges_
I should’ve never ignored that shit. It was a sign of things to come for me lol 🤦🏿♂️
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This actually explains everything
Juliana’s husband, Chris Carlos, who cursed at Lebron James last night, gave $10,000 to “Trump Make America Great Again Committee” and $5,400 to “Donald Trump for President, Inc.”
Juliana says Chris has a problem with Lebron James.
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Brought the FA’s some Starbucks cards. This my 5th drink already.
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Nah I been crying for like 10 minutes now. This shit hilarious. Lil bruh ain’t think twice bout throwing hands over his gifts.
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Brock Lesnar beat the shit out of a man with one leg in front of his mama. He took his prosthetic leg and beat him with his own leg. Vince McMahon really use to put anything on tv 😂😂😂
#OnThisDayInWWE
20 years ago on
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@BrockLesnar
absolutely destroys poor
@ZachGowen
Those powerbombs
That brutal chairshot
The F5 against the ringpost
"This beast Brock Lesnar has no conscience"
@MjcChioda
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This how the Russian army treated him
When you say Michael Jackson name you gotta put so much respect on that … saying bad bunny name with his makes me upset
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Beyoncé really don’t love y’all. Dropping tickets on rent day? Nayvadius would never.
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Look at who sickle cell mostly affects and you’ll see why
Sickle cell patients say they face long delays in emergency rooms before receiving essential care, plus discrimination and suspicion that they are seeking drugs to get high.
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She said
The minute you add a basketball court to any apartment complex, house neighborhood, or gym I’m uninterested. It brings the wrong crowd. Call me Karen when it comes to that.
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Sebi woulda made so much money during this covid era. Running all these dummies pockets.
I taught HIV classes & I’m tryna teach them about reverse transcriptase & they wanna argue that Mr. Sebi cured alllat
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I love Coach Mastro. One of the best men and coaches I’ve been around. Same for Coach Wilson. I love him too. I just want them to know that what we about to do to them tomorrow ain’t personal. It’s just business.🐺 eat 🐥
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Flight was delayed so I got the FA’s some Starbucks gift cards while I was getting a drink. I only put like $5 on each card tho cuz it’s like 6 of them lol
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I made it to matching PJ’s for the second year in a row. Merry Christmas y’all.
@lil_meeks_
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@CloydRiversBurn
@CloydRivers
The fact that you think that meme even needs to be fact checked is kinda sad and telling
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Just offered this dude a job. Once I read to him the offer numbers i was able to negotiate for him, he started crying. This was me on the other end tryna not to get emotional too
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2019 she took me out for my bday and I paid for everything. Dinner, bar hopping, games, etc lol. Ain’t even get me a card 😔
Fellas what’s the brokest thing a woman done to you or around you ?
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If I’m at a restaurant and start seeing this nigga dance I’m throwing my food at him
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@lilduval
We over here living like the virus ain’t real. Them people ain’t letting us in they country
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RT
@JuliaLopez3
: Clovis HS star DT Keanu Williams announces on Instagram Live that he's headed to Oregon! Congrats,
@1k_kdub7
!
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Ashamed to admit that young me was part of this problem. I use to tease niggas for not getting hoes. Looking back, that shit wasn’t cool to do
I honestly think the bigger root cause to our incel problem is how guys treat other guys who struggle to attract women.
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Lmaoooooooo RT
@davenewworld_2
: Cop breaks down in tears after drive thru forgets her McMuffin... Imagine the worst oppression you ever felt is McDonalds forgetting your order
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Mood cuz what are we waiting for?
Couple marries after dating just 2 weeks: 'It was the right decision'
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I know this anti black nigga ain’t tryna catch clout off of my Gullah food
Filming for Juneteenth. Charleston red rice. A descendant of jollof
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I missed her. That was a long ass month ❤️
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My uncle be talking shit about Joe and Kamala because of the crime bill and how it caused him to go to jail. My nigga, you shot someone during a drug deal. Why wouldn’t they take you to jail? How’s that the crime bill fault lmao?
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Nah this dead ass would be me
Imagine if those people make it tho. I’d come back talking so much shit sjdjjdjdjdjdjdjdjjd
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He went to Nevada. Built different there
CALEB MARTIN POSTER ON BEN MCLEMORE
Hornets announcers with another amazing call
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Yall…..this bio literally has the word ���satire” in the bio. Got fuckin damn come on man 🤦🏿♂️. You ain’t even had to read the bio. How the tweet aint let yall know this fake? This is why the Russians and Chinese making fake accounts to feed yall shit.
🚨JUST IN: President Biden announces tax incentives for families willing to take in slav—migrants in a new "Housing for Labor" initiative.
"You can now apply to keep a migrant in your home in exchange for cooking, cleaning, picking crops, and landscaping." - via
@IRSnews
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@mikojones_
@VivaaLaAnyaa
I’ve been a recruiter for 10 years and recruiting in tech for the last 5. I’ve never cared about seeing a boot camp on a resume. Especially a my best friend
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Right, left, up, down idc burn them all at the stake
If Ghislaine Maxwell had incriminating evidence that would take down Trump but it also took down people on the Left would you welcome the info?
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Omg what if Twitter started notifying the person you reported that it was you?🤣
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Rob McCallum when that sub imploded
OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush email exchange with Submersible Operations Expert (Rob McCallum)
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Wow, I made it a year without being dumped. Thanks for letting me stick around
@lil_meeks_
happy anniversary
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Depends on what we disagreeing on. Racism and rape my dealbreakers.
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I read about this. None of the Canadian airlines gonna take them home so they all stuck in Mexico 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Uber and Lyft ain’t cheap like they use to be but they both still cheaper than a DUI.
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Man I had to rewind to make sure I wasn’t tripping. On God I thought this was
@CoachDaveBrown
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Nevada is really Wide Receiver U RT
@CFBONFOX
: Only 2 WRs have ever had 2000+ receiving yards in a single college season 🙌
Who has the best chance at cracking this list this year?
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Damn we getting fight night and NCAA back 🥺
EA is considering bringing back Fight Night for the PS5 & Xbox for the first time in 10 years.
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Man of the people
John Lewis was at gay pride 🏳️🌈 every year.
He was a vocal champion of gay rights during a time when it had little public support.
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@JoeBudden
a lot of them didn't know black panther was even a comic book hero until about a few months ago
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Remember the raiders gave Jamarcus some film to study? Next day Jamarcus said he studied them but the whole time it was blank tapes? Lmaoooooo
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