i've been telling jokes that aren't funny my whole life and i'm not gonna stop now

this is what 3 months in paris felt like

RT @choirgirlshotel: the concept of this photo……………………….

RT @CandiedGender: i am an avid observer of the washington dc subreddit

@la_balita_ :o

RT @BernhardTweets: Too often we recognize too late that we should not have become involved in something that unexpectedly debases us.

after like 2 years of buying old puma and ecco mary janes off ebay that crumble after 2 months bc of rubber rot... this is a god send i'm so happy

i'm allergic to smugness

@Jandies1 lorenzo mattotti :)

anyone wanna do this later

@alivegirl001101 ko chump in ta lake! 🥰

RT @fin_martre: Seeing a roadrunner is like seeing a celebrity

waiting for a dm that changes my life

feeling suddenly very intensely like the steam room at equinox awoke core memories in the north woods

i have all these dreams but i need other people in my life to feel happy in them. but im ruled by saturn so i gotta go everything the hard way and alone and i wont get it when i want it, either.

in my mind i'm always bringing the canoe down the chain of lakes to go see turtles and read my 40s paperback under an umbrella. i haven't done that in 10 years.