@HodlTarzan Hey Yw

@Marianna19561 That’s nothing lol I add 2 more 45s and 2-1 25 on each end

Lemme refresh their memory 🖖🏼 K bye

@mikism_LKSM @HodlTarzan Heh let’s do a little science

Hi. I made my own cream cheese for sourdough bagels and I have a ton of whey from separation of curds… I don’t know any whey recipes if you can help a sister out so I don’t waste it!

@mikism_LKSM @HodlTarzan

@InfidelSupreme8 I’ll see what I can do

@InfidelSupreme8 I gotta get back to that. I’m happy and in love so I bake and do wholesome shit. Boring

Dear internet diary. I took 2 laxatives to prepare my body to look absolutely disgustingly good in my valentine dress for Friday. Come 5pm, I’ll be fighting for my fuckin life in the latrine. Until next time. All my love little warrior, - Virgie

One day my brother and I will be fighting over solely this in a court of law for inheritance.

@swordfishstake I actually had to buckle him in cuz he’s so fat he set off the alarm

Trying to register my dog at my apartment First question- “has the animal ever bit anyone?” Me to me-

@ShelbyW02649619 I’m so tired of them it’s like we know you’re making hamburger helper Sarah stop the madness

@swordfishstake I drive like a Saint

@rpuffinstuff2 My brother is cleaning my 38 😢

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