I asked ChatGPT to calculate how many solar panels would be required to theoretically match the energy output of just one barrel of oil
Suddenly, my account was banned 💀
One of my normie friends just sent me his CryptoCurrency Certification
He said it took him about 2 years but...
He's a CCE now (Certified Crypto Expert) 😅
"We all shitcoined before Bitcoin" is one of the weakest narratives you can spin up to defend a scammer 🤡
There is a distinction to be made
Dabbling in shitcoins as a noob is NOT the same as running multiple paid signal groups or launching fucking ICOs
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Satoshis are not mined in any order
There are no "first sats" in a block
They're lying to you
But they'll only tell you it's a larp if you press them on this
Then, it's "oh, everyone knows and it's not about the sats"
But that lie is not the real lie
@tylerwinklevoss
@BillGates
@CBOE
@CNBC
@WarrenBuffett
Riskiest Things a Person Can Do (least to worst):
5. Chew the gum under your desk
4. Pick a bar fight with a black belt
3. Parachute with a bag you didn't pack
2. Tightrope across the Grand Canyon without a pole or net
1. Short
#Bitcoin
$Crypto $BTC
I believe
#Bitcoin
is humanity's last chance for true freedom on Earth
If Bitcoin does not work, humans will continue to be enslaved for a very, very, very long time 😥😭😱💀
Those in power will not allow this to happen a second time
Back in the day we used to say one day it would flip to finance bros getting fired for not bringing a Bitcoin strategy to their clients
Did that just happen 😅😂
Next cycle, when we get an all-new round of influencer posers whining about Bitcoiner toxicity...
Remind the newcoiners about ESG Hash Credits, Stacks/CityCoins, and AOPP...
Then, tell them about Terra Luna, Celsius, 3AC, Compass Mining, and BlockFi
They mock your beliefs around Bitcoin
You're not here for sound money... you're "in a cult"
You "only read The Bitcoin Standard"
You're a "laser-eyed imbecile" who only cares about Number Go Up
Then, they hit you with the shitcoin "use-case" grift 😂🤡💩
Not sure which on-chain bois need to know this but illiquid supply is a useless metric in a world where:
1. BTC can be moved to exchange and sold in minutes
2. Folks are living through a once-in-human-history accumulation event
3. Bad money drives out good
𝕏 is not a logo
𝕏 is a unicode symbol
Literally anyone can use it for anything
You cannot copyright a unicode symbol for commercial use
Is this a joke? 😂
When I give someone a Lightning demonstration irl...
I always take the sats back
Send to them, then they send it back
1. Teaches them to Send
2. Gives them a hungry taste
3. No chance they lose the sats
Get your own sats!
This was just a demo! 😂
If you're a Bitcoiner who supports Ordinals, you might be interested to know that this wallet is run by BSVers aka the makers of Twetch 🤷♂️
#FuckShitcoins
Never store your
#bitcoin
seed on a computer or external hard drive or Dropbox folder or the Notes app on your phone 🛑
Write it down and make a backup!
Put it in a zip lock bag, or put it on steel, whatever
Don't ever let a camera see it or anyone else
ATTENTION SUB-CITIZEN 📢
Reminder: Unauthorized refrigeration is a crime! 🚫
Dry goods made with cockroach or cricket flour DO NOT require refrigeration. ✅️
Your home's energy use is currently being investigated.
Your CBDC wallets have been frozen.