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🧡🧡Twitter is cheaper than therapy 🤷‍♂️ I used to be weird , now I’m magical 😜 Philly kid in found his way back home 👍🏼 🇺🇦 Go Birds 🦅

In a van down by the river
Joined July 2021
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That’s all I have to say about that
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@RyanAFournier Ohhhh but pistol whipping a woman is totally legit right bro? 🫴🍆💦
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I’m totally not crying
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Restoring Your Faith in Humanity
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In Germany, a 6 year old boy who loved Motorcycles was diagnosed with cancer. His family posted online asking if someone can ride pass their house to cheer him up. They expected 20-30 people. But in the end, nearly 20,000 bikers showed up.
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I think an awful a lot of America needs to hear this 👇 Thank you sir 🫡
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Well said Sir…. Military Leadership at it’s finest #USAFA
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This trucker boycott of NYC got me in my feels
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@UsingCigarettes I suspect he’s going to change girlfriends 🤷‍♂️
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@smalls2672 How can I retweet this multiple times?
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@Angry_Staffer The senate thing kind of scares me It could’ve easily been used to judge response times, etc. In the past, I would say I was paranoid, but….
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I see a bunch of Christians on here, wishing ill will on people in Asheville I guess I read the wrong Bible? Love thy neighbor seems to be something Christians don’t teach each other anymore 🤷‍♂️
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@davenewworld_2 I certainly don’t want to pile on to the misery this man must be facing, but if he cannot maintain control of his guns in his home, how can he be trusted on the street with one?
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@rawsalerts Occurs while the CEO is testifying to the Senate about how his company is safe and we should trust him on that 😂🤣
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@realMWO @BCross052422 Wow, so you won’t even demonstrate a little bit of respect for a father that lost a child Who raised you?
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@xmissyhawke If we knew, we would probably fuck it up 🤷‍♂️
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@Angry_Staffer What is this even mean? Any military promotions are long overdue- does this mean they found a way around Tupperware?
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I bet we won’t see too many drag queens on the Epstien lists
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@StormyDaniels I hope you capitalize the shit out of this!!!! 👍🏼💪🫡❤️ I feel like I just better have my bills paid up wearing #teamstormy jazz rolling in rural Ohio right about now 🤷‍♂️
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@TizzyEnt @ask_aubry He’s obviously a confused person, and I only figured it was a matter of time before something like the above mentioned came out. I’m honestly concerned about what may happen now that pressure is being applied to that conflict 🤷‍♂️
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The Bible bangers are making the rounds again- quick tell me ways to mess with em
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@KristiNoem Spin all you want, change your story as many times as you want- the entire country now knows you have no soul #TeamCricket
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I haven’t earned the right to call him out, but someone else has 🫡
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So I moved into this house at the end of fall, so I don’t really know what all is planted around the house. (So far lots of weeds) I just noticed these guys today and I really hope they are actually flowers 🤞🏼
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I’m getting such a kick out of shutting down I-55 I’ve been doing interstate shipping for the last five years and got caught multiple times during the George Floyd protests but always respected peaceful disruption- how else can you peacefully protest?
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@AubryAndrews Sorry, but I’m really only into Alpha’s? 😂 FOH
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@VeritasEternal I mean, she was good enough for your orange sky daddy 🤷‍♂️
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@AJDelgado13 @FordJohnathan5 The way you should not argue with a cashier at the store
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@SenKatieBritt Not for nothing, but maybe you should speak to good old coach Tupperware?
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@gnuman1979 Oh snap, I thought she was just going to take a flower or two… Who takes the whole thing????
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@rooster_ohio If they are so proud, why do they hide their faces? 🤮😡
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@LetsTheorize @SundaeDivine @Acyn @atrupar If we ever have to rely on Republicans for anything, we are all screwed
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I had to quit being a social worker because I couldn’t handle one more child SA abuse case I would be first in line to bring to justice any abusers, and have wanted to handle things myself more times than I can count Call me a pedo again MFer
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@JoshLipnik Could it possibly look more like a prison?
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Twitter is not a dating site
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Thank goodness we know that your personality will ensure that you never get to reproduce
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@rawsalerts OK that’s actually funny as fuck
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Musk is trending because he banned Liam #ElonHatesFreeSpeech I may not be a billionaire, but at least I’m not a fragile ❄️ 🤣🤣🤣
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@TimInHonolulu Accountability for treason will be most welcome
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@dorianvanserra Or you should prepare for a drunken rendition of wishing you were here 😂
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Could I possibly get one with arms?
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Men, which one do you prefer?
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Looks like the explosives were strapped to the wrong animals
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@PAStatePolice Forgive the people of Chester county if no one really believes you anymore
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@eaglesfilmstudy Am I the only one that sees the cost of the therapy bills? 🤣
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Guess what time it is…. 💨🥃💨🥃 Huge thanks to everyone who helped #FreeLiamNissan today from the clutches of a thin skinned #SissySpaceX Cheers tweeps!
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What if police officers were rated based on how many times they helped someone as opposed to number of arrests?
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@CeceDaniels8 Happy Birthday! 🎊🎂🎈🎁🎉
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Words cannot describe how happy I am that a mama bunny is sheltering her babies in my yard.
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@hj25travel @AdamHerbets It’s amazing how they have to so that someone will believe them
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I bet it says Christian in his bio
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Gus Walz is an example of what is wrong with this country. Spineless men, weak men, and feminine men.
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@KellyScaletta She actually used to be a beautiful woman
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Can we send things other than money? Karma perhaps ?
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For people that want to help my cousin JP Staples (James Pearson) and his family he said you can send to: venmo @walter -loyd-6 He did nothing wrong at Ole Miss and real patriots know that. Stop with the monkey noises nonsense and quit harassing him #JPStaples #OleMiss
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My neighbor’s little garden is producing more than they can handle and I am the beneficiary Blessed 🙏
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How many pieces of bacon is too much?
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First fire 🔥 This calls for a joint! 💨💨
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@dumbmailguy I used to work at a concrete block plant, in rural Pa and it broke my heart and amazed me at the same time- it’s not only the disinformation - they managed to get decent, hard working people to vote against their own self interests AND spread so much hate for others 🤷‍♂️
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I had my first Dr appt in several years today, and she ordered tests and bloodwork for everything imaginable. I have not been exactly kind to my body over the years and tbh I’m afraid of the results I already know ima have to make major changes but I don’t wanna
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Turns out your food cooks quicker if you put the pot over top of the burner that you turned on
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Did you know you can add a tip after the fact on DoorDash now? This person is going places 🫡😎
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@ChudsOfTikTok Armed officer, punching a restrained woman who is being held down by multiple other officers. Hanging is too good for him.
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Currently
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@Jesspecting I am absolutely absolutely blown away that he found two women to date him 🤷‍♂️
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I found a little saucy nug I apparently hid from myself! Happy Sunday everyone 💨💨 I have a sneaking suspicion this week is gonna be off the hook, so buckle up 💫
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Going fancy tonight! Cheers you wonderful souls- we’re over the hump! 🍸💨🍸💨🍸💨
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@DaveMcCormickPA How come you’re not running for office in Connecticut where you live?
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Whoa! 👂👂👇
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A Girl Called Evan . @evannicolebell 'Music on the Porch' #blues #bluesmusic #bluesguitar 🎶'Crosscut Saw' (Albert King cover)
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@JoeyMannarinoUS I love your never surrender mug, with a picture of him surrendering 😂 🫴🍆💦
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Eternal damnation is too good for this prick
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West Virginia firefighter, William Pettry, has been sentenced to the maximum of up to 130 years in prison for raping his 11 year old stepdaughter and filming it, immediately after she lost her mother & baby sister in a car accident.
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I’m not sure it gets better than this 🫡
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Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.
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As a kid, did you ever spend your summer evenings, trying to catch fireflies and put them in a jar?
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I literally just spit my drink all over myself- he’s really selling bibles???? Swear to God, I thought that was a joke
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@MamaSavage01 Yay!!!! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
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@TheRickWilson And now the white boots make so much more sense
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I want to eat watermelon with a monkey
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Eating a watermelon together.. 😊
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@SDonziger @ErinBrockovich The fact that they fear her means they are definitely hiding stuff 🤷‍♂️
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Well, it’s the best part of the day 💨🥃 How’s everyone holding up?
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I finally made it to my weekend!!! I’m such a wild and crazy bachelor. I’m hoping to make it till like 11 tonight Cheers you beautiful people 🍸💨💨💨
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Happy Arrestmas to all who celebrate! Cheers!!!! 💨💨🥃💨💨🥃
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@realMWO @BCross052422 You have sympathy for the guy who was literally on this thread who you have been disrespecting? Boy just freaking stop ✋
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@nwoupdate @mistressfannie Said the rapist proudly 🤮🤮🤮🤮 WOW You actually thought it, typed it out and pressed send
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@EmmaScott Hope you feel better soon!
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@DuchessSexpert 😂😂😂 My old HOA tried something like that- my ex and I very strategically placed items from the Adult Store all throughout the community dumpster and for some reason trash was no longer an issue the HOA wanted to pursue 😂🤷‍♂️
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@PalmTreeMom Tan lines!!!!! 😍😍😍
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @GuntherEagleman you know what they say, small hands…
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We made it to Friday and around here, we smoke a joint to celebrate 🎊 I actually really enjoy making the worst selfies for these pics - it’s my jam You beautiful, wonderful, awesome and amazing people of Twitter I bid you all a fantastic weekend 💨🍸
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Happy Friday everyone- We made it to the weekend!! My little fall porch garden continues to grow. Where flowers bloom, so does hope 💐 Cheers you beautiful souls
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@emily_tweets Tough to find a good one but
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@visionbored2 Happy Birthday 🎊🎉🎁🎂🎈
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Look out OurTime, here I cum
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First happy hour at my new joint 💨🥃 Moving sucks, and I’m never doing it again Hope everyone is having a fantastic weekend!!!
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I’m sorry if I post too much about the environmental disaster occurring around East Palestine I think more people need to be talking about it. they released literal acid rain amongst who knows what else. Local wildlife is being decimated while people are encouraged to go home
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I really love Twitter This place has saved me more than once
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Well hello handsome 🪶
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Holy shit you guys! I just stopped myself from tweeting something ridiculously stupid Go ME!!!
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I found a cute little trail close by and I bet it’s gonna be gorgeous soon!
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We are failing each other and the children pay the price
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Damnit @VodkaMuse - someone beat us to it!!!!!
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Ummmm, this does not sound like a good idea to me... ...at all.
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Can anyone tell me what these purple trees are?
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My favorite thing in life is the look on people’s faces when they realize I can speak in complete sentences
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Ssssooooo good to be home! Happy Friday everyone! 💨🥃🔥💨🥃🔥💨🥃🔥💨🥃🔥💨🥃🔥💨🥃🔥
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Happy Eclipse Eve! 😎💨🥃💨🥃😎 I took tomorrow off and I’m headed to the woods- what’s everyone else’s plan?
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