Mr Self Distract
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Large Fries / Pie / Large Coffee
Chicago 'burbs
Joined March 2009
I can't believe I used to be part of an infinitely-dense singularity with some of you people.
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Ten years ago, the most cringe presidential statement was tweeted
Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.
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ICE arrested Aldo Bahena, a cartel member from Mexico who has been convicted of murder. Short story is he was a legal resident, he beat someone to death, spent 18 years in prison & was released last week despite a federal detainer.
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Illinois republicans after they run another half-assed campaign for governor:
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Wasn’t a gigantic fan of Robert Redford, but I liked ALL IS LOST quite a bit.
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Stuttering John isn’t looking so good these days.
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I’ve been accused of hypocrisy because I support blowing up foreign drug runners at sea and yet I don’t support shooting speakers on college campuses. Guilty as charged I guess. I’m standing by it.
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Two followers did not appreciate my anti-postmodern sensibilities.
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This one’s the former. Latter category no doubt coming later in the week.
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If this was about half as much I’d get it just for completion purposes. I don’t actually like FFX very much at all. I never intend to play FFX-2.
Final Fantasy X / X-2 HD Remaster (Switch English/JPN import) re-stocked at VGP ($50 US Dollars) https://t.co/e11uXDYv4H
#ad includes both games on cart
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Yes: there is an objective truth out there. Yes: I am necessarily shackled to my own point of view.
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Rappaport is on a short and very strange list: guys who either make perfectly sensible statements or mouth-foamingly retarded ones. No in-between. Also on that list: Bill Maher, Stephen Smith, Tim Pool.
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This piece of shit again. Running the exact "do it, then just flat out deny it to save your ass" as a WWF heel from the 80's. Boring.
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girlfriend: is crying me, an empath: im sensing that you want me to go play playstation for a while
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Finished up Robocop: Rogue City and ended up enjoying it quite a bit. It's maybe one mission too long, but that's not a deal breaker. Started up Terminator: Resistance. Very similar game by the same developer. Both not terribly expensive for a few hours of fun fan service.
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Cough Watch 2025 Update: few weeks later and no sign of annual Death Cough even though it's usually started by now. I've been taking 1 spoon of local honey by itself per day and one spoon of it in my coffee. Appears to be the best $25 I've spent this year.
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Rare Ernest Borgnine Wolvie
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