1994 Daniel Johns (not 2024 Daniel)
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My name is Daniel. It’s 1994 and I found a phone from the future. I play guitar and sing in a band called silverchair, this is not the real 2024 @danieljohnshq
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Guys we won YouthRock 94!! Heaps of record label people there. We are gonna record something soon, got a new song called Tomorrow!
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Can’t believe this was 2 years ago
September 29, 1992 – Alice in Chains released their masterpiece DIRT.
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Sony gave Dad one of these so Dad can play the Tomorrow EP CD in his work car. He reckons Blind is a better song than Tomorrow and reckons that Stoned is a heaps good song but I should of changed the lyrics to something not drug related
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Have to read this for school. Shit name for a book.
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Sony hell pist at me cos I brought my phone and called my mate while shooting the Tomorrow vid “I’m makin a fkn music video Thommo!” and now they have to use a special computer to take the phone out of all the shots. $2k a day and it looks like I’m holding an imaginary phone now
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Anyway here’s the artwork for the EP. It looks heaps grunge cos there’s scratches & shit on it. It’s alright, Tomorrow is the worst song on it. Stoned pissed Mum off cos she reckons it’s gonna encourage kids to smoke weed. Acid Rain & Blind are pretty heavy. Buy the CD if ya want
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Dad just brought this home from Video Ezy to watch tonight. He’s got a hell crush on Kim Bassinger in it.
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Hi I’m Daniel, I found this weird phone at Big Al’s and it’s got a Twitter. Anyone listening to the new Soundgarden album, pretty sick. Good riffs.
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2 things happened today-
1. I did pretty good in my Science test and Mr Brown reckons my notes about time travel ‘are rudimentary but make sense in theory’ (don’t know what the fuck rudimentary means and don’t have a dictionary)
2. Tomorrow is
#1
on the charts
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Life before I found this phone. 1989 Daniel Johns.
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Interviewer just called us ‘Nirvana In Pyjamas’, first time I’ve heard that…pretty clever ‘cos Bananas In Pyjamas are from Australia and my Dad is a fruito and knows heaps of shit about actual bananas, like the fruit not the characters from Play School.
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Do you guys reckon Frogstomp is a good name for an album? Label thinks it sucks, we think it’s cool?
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Band practice gonna be awkward as fuck today
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I’m in shit coz Mum found out I didn’t go to school on Friday because me and Joannou wagged and played Mortal Kombat all day at Timezone
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Apparently Tomorrow is doing pretty good in America
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Every band has 1 dickhead in it, my band is lucky enough to have 3
#silverchair
#dickheads
#tomorrowepouttoday
#newymusic
#grunge
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A&R from Sony just gave us these (trying to sign Innocent Criminals). About to hit the Bush Beast, talk later ✌️
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Just watched Ace Ventura, bloody crack up. Jim Carrey is a hell man. Just got home and pulled out the Ibanez JEM, working on a new song called Blind.
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The only people who can judge me are Beavis and Butt-Head
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@ScienceMagazine
@ScienceAdvances
Stop bullying them. They are hectic at jumping- just need to work on their landings.
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Sony want us to play Tomorrow on Hey Hey, It’s Saturday but we have to mime. Not gonna fuckin happen Darryl.
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Apparently we are touring with Red Hot Chili Peppers in America next year that’s what our manager just told us! Fuckin hectic ay??
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Pretty funny story. Mum and Dad bought me this last year if I washed the dishes every night. Just signed a record deal with Sony and asked them to chuck in a dishwasher haha. The Crate is a good amp but gonna get a Marshall Stack now with the advance we just got.
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Does anyone know what the name of this animal this is? They are cute as hell, I appreciate them heaps
#newfavouriteanimal
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Someone told me not to fucking swear on fucking Twitter cos it’ll stop me from gaining fucking followers. So I’m gonna fucking try and stop fucking swearing so much on here.
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My mate just got kicked out of Sizzler for making a 40 cm high soft serve! Fuckin’ bullshit, it’s meant to be “all you can eat”.
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Mum found this from when I was a kid, gonna pin it on my army jacket.
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YouthRock final on Saturday! Innocent Criminals are ready. Hope we win, I’ll bring my phone and let you know how we go.
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Journalist asked me today if Newcastle is the new Seattle…I told him that Newcastle doesn’t have Soundgarden and Seattle doesn’t have Henny Penny so no, completely different.
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I don’t know why but band practice was awkward as fuck this arvo
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3 hrs and 10 mins and its 1995 fuckers
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Mrs Young constipated (I think that’s the word) my fkn iPhone in class on Friday cos I was trying to tweet something while she was teaching some shit to us
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A guy called Elon banned me for impersonating
@DanielJohnsHQ
and I lost my phone charger but I’m back now because I updated my profile info. If Daniel reshares he is confirming that I’m actually him from the past. If not, I’m a parody to be enjoyed merely for comedic purposes.
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2023 looks weird as fuck, gonna switch my phone off for a bit
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Does anyone here know whether Bosch is a good brand? Salesman said it’s like the Fender of dishwashers but he was a bit of a dickhead so don’t know whether to trust him. His name was Gavin and he had an undercut.
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In the future I wonder whether people will look back at the 90’s as a good era? Cos it’s pretty boring so far and we are nearly halfway through. 70’s was heaps better!
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Mum just got me this shirt from salvos, she knows I like vintage shit
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Thanks to this new phone, we are naming the band silverchair. Pretty weird name for a band but it’ll do…
Gonna change the name of the band…what do you guys reckon?
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You’re not gonna believe this shit, woke up this morning and it’s January 1st 1994. Fuck! Can someone help me????
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Mum making me watch this new show called Friends, it’s pretty funny but not as good as Seinfeld I don’t reckon
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People look at me hell weird when I have my portable computer phone out in public.
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Heading to Melbourne this week, anything good happening?
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40 year olds giving you life advice when all you want is the footy score 🙄
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Day off school today cos I got home late as fuck last night. My post about Marty McFly yesterday inspired me to rent this from Civic and eat Toobs.
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Turned my phone on to a fuckload of messages
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Took these to rehearsal today to share with the boys, apparently astronauts eat these when they’re going to space. You think it’s gonna be like a Kit Kat but then it has the texture of dehydrated dogshit- still tastes alright though.
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Ok so that was shit. Pantera fans booed us the whole set :( Gotta write some heavier riffs !
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It’s January 2nd 1994 and nobody believes me that it should be 1995.
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I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, if a seagull wants a chip- it fucking gets a chip.
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But sick of trying to explain this iPhone to everybody. Yes it’s got a touchscreen, get fucken over it.
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Nothing worse than a band breaking up and reforming.
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Gillies hits the drums so fkn hard
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We got the
@Pantera
support at the
@NewcastleEnCent
!! Can’t wait to play to a supportive hometown crowd- biggest audience we will have ever played to. Wish us luck!
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Less than a month and its 1995
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If any cops are reading this, this bong is actually packed full of Eucalyptus leaves and I’m tryna work out how it feels to be a koala.
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Because I was an innocent criminal
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I’ll be a Gizmos at Junction Fair from 2pm holding court on the Mortal Kombat 2 machine. I’ll be Scorpion, anyone who can beat me gets a free milkshake from Jim’s but if you want one with a Flake in it, you gotta pay for the Flake.
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Yeah ok, it's 1994 but l'Il describe it. A
woman in a Mortal Kombat mask (kinda like Scorpion/Sub Zero) with a phone like the one I found, taking a pic of a soft serve well below the 40cm height that got my mate kicked out of Sizzler?
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Don’t pick a school fruit fight with a kid who has a Dad who works in the fruit industry. You throw an apple at me and you’re getting fucking smashed with a durian or some other exotic shit.
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Mum’s watching the
#logies
tonight, she reckons Ray Martin’s gonna win Gold again. I don’t really care but she gets in a filthy mood when Ray doesn’t win so hope he wins for selfish reasons. She went to a live filming of ‘Midday with Ray Martin’ cos she’s got the hots for him
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I got so fucken close to recording Frogstomp but then this year repeated
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Looking forward to having a professional PA and good mixer when we support
@pantera
tonight at the
@NewcastleEntCen
. Can’t wait to play to a supportive hometown crowd in Newy
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If any cops are on here I’m definitely NOT smoking weed in my garage right now
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Today we start recording the album with Caveman. Heaps excited!
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My music teacher is a knob, he failed me for missing an exam earlier this year…Mum had to write a fkn note to say I was playing a gig with
@Pantera
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anyone know how to fix a bowed neck on this supreme grunge machine??
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We just finished soundcheck for Pantera support. Gillies just smashed a hole in his floor tom during Pure Massacre ‘cos he hits so fuckin’ hard- had to run to
@MusosCorner
for a new skin. Even Vinny was impressed! Can’t wait.
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Can anyone tell me how to use the camera on this Macintosh Phone I found? I wanna take a pic and post it to this Twitter site
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3 years ago! Crazy how time flies.
August 17, 1991 – Nirvana filmed their legendary video SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
"The director told the fans to sit in their seats and tap their feet and at the end of the song to go crazy. But when it got to the first chorus they started tearing the place apart. It was hilarious"
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People talking about
#lettuce
prices and shit. Hot take from my Dad who works in the fruit and veg business…he reckons it’s the PM Paul Keating’s fault
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I’m gonna spew if that footage of us performing for the NBN Telethon last year doesn’t get deleted
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The internet is meant to make the world smarter but it’s just a bunch more dumb fucks to deal with
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Playing the Cambridge next week. Gonna be filth.
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Joannou and Gillies are laughing at me cos I want a fax machine for christmas
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Gonna change the name of the band…what do you guys reckon?
silverchair
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Mind Riot
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DC Marvel
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Battle of the Bands this weekend, anyone know if there’s a Henny Penny in Sydney?
#chipandgravyroll
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Just finished school (boring as batshit day), anyone doing anything fun in Newy this arvo?
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Newcastle is a hole but it’s my hole and I love it.
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Skating to rehearsal now, Joannou said he’s gonna bring some chips from Henny Penny. Sick!
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