RandIEGoat 🐐
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AMERICA ONLY FTW/Lover of UGA Bulldogs and Indian Motorcycles/Goat Herder/Industrial Engineer/Save the Children/No Hobots/No Porn/No Crypto/DM=Instant Block
Minnesota
Joined May 2024
If you comment or like my post or if I comment or like your post, there's a 90% chance that I will follow you. This is real organic growth.
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First time getting to see the balloons on my page. Last year I was in X Jail.
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@ben_nyc It's the lack of metal detectors, rise of mental illness, and the murderous pharmaceutical industry!.
Hate me. I don't care because it is true. The pharmaceutical industry has destroyed children!
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Hello ICE,.Yes we have many criminal invaders in front of Trump Tower. Can you come now?
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@nicksortor He was in the army. They have his DNA on file. I promise bone marrow was not destroyed and marrow is rich with DNA. It's very simple to identify the body.
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Remember the covid ticker that was on every MSM station until Biden was elected?.Can we do one for deportations on X?.
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A big account can say something stupid like, "Where are all my followers?" and get 100k impressions. I can put out a real news story that no one else has seen and get nothing. X's algorithm is stupid.
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Shania Twain performed in her underwear at nearly 60 and she gets applause. I do it at 52 and people call the police. We are not the same.
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2 "lone actors" tried to get at Trump during the Carter funeral?.Why are we just hearing this?.
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If you follow this guy and defend him for being a great influencer, I want to unfollow you!? .Why do you find this appealing? Are you a brainwashed liberal lemming?
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1) I got an early release of the JFK files. There's a lot there so I had to put it in the comments.
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I'm pretty sure JoJo has gone full retard!.Would one of you like to tell her?
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If your bio says "Content Creator" and all you do is repost Gunther and Catturd and your replies are always "You are right" then I am reporting you for fraud!.
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I'm about to purge all of the bots from my account. If you are real give me a like and say hi so I know you are real. Just kidding. I am not a grifter!.
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@RepSwalwell Why would Fang Fang's bit*h boy be allowed on an FBI briefing call?.Why do you have security clearance?.#zelena.
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File this under "Did Not Age Well.".Do you think he changed his mind?
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I do not care what anyone says. Trump endorsing Mike Johnson is a mistake and a slap in the face to his base.
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Do I have to wait until I hit 5 million impressions to become a grifter? Am I allowed to ask one liner stupid questions yet?.Nevermind, I just did.
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Liberals keep saying the cost of everything will go up if we deport the criminal invaders. Why didn't prices go down the last 4 years when record numbers came in illegally under Biden?.
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Hey everyone, my account GoatIE got nuked last night for calling a lib an "insensitive" name. Give me a follow and I will follow back. If you can help get my account unsuspended help me out. FJB!.
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Don't you hate it when someone says, "Let's help small accounts" and the 'small account' has 3 times the followers you do?.
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Where was this reaction for the people of Western North Carolina and Maui?.This is a slap in the face to the people that have been suffering for months!.Biden only cares about parts of America! You can't hate this regime enough!
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Good morning patriots!.Did those JFK files get released while I was sleeping?.
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Good morning patriots!.You have 4 days!.You know what to do!
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Guys, if your wife does not look at you like J.D. Vance's wife looks at him then you are doing marriage wrong. The proudest moments of my life are when my wife looks at me this way.
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Good morning friends, foes, and bots!.We've got confirmations to push through!.
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@DouglasEmhoff Have fun sleeping with Trump tonight!.
Sorry Doug, I don't think Trump will sleep with you. Kamala, you are dirty!
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I've been watching this new season of America all week. This new season of America is much better than last season. Last season sucked!.
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@USATRUMPMAN1 It's a fence post pounder, but if you cap the end after filling it with sand it makes a nice no knock warrant device!.
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Does Bernie Sanders purposefully try to look like Statler and Waldorf (the old man hecklers on the Muppet Show)?.He's not a happy Muppet.
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I finally broke down and watched J.D. Vance's Hillbilly Elegy. Having similar struggles early in life it hit me hard. It's not where you come from, it's where you wind up.
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Good morning to everyone that did not watch pudding brain's fairwell address.
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My 9 yo son just asked me if it is my job to entertain my friends on X. My respomse: Are they not entertained?
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Hate me. I don't care because it is true. The pharmaceutical industry has destroyed children!
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The people crying about separation of families due to deportation made your Grandma or Grandpa say goodbye via Zoom and die all alone in a hospital after pumping them full of Remdesivir and putting them on an unnecessary ventilator! Fùçķ them!.
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I'm stumped. Who could it be? .Probably ought to go into hiding.
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Finally decided to put up a real profile pic. Just proving I'm human.
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Tabitha selflessly gives shout outs to all of us that love our country. It's time we give her the same courtesy. Pleases follow Tabitha. If you follow her, repost, like, and at minimum give her a thank you. Follow @goofichyck
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Doctor Jill is the only one carrying a purse. That's her doctor bag. Doctors have to be prepared. She may have to seperate a run on sentence or cut off a dangling participle.
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I only need 997,101 more followers to reach 1 million. Can we make it happen today?.
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Wife and kids are out of town until Wednesday so I am scheming with my cohorts. What kind of fuckery should we get into today?
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If you are here illegally you are a criminal!.That wasn't so hard to say now was it?
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Good news everyone! In response to the California fires, Biden is sending another $500 million to Ukraine!.
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Good morning patriots!.I will be out most of the day. Heading to a Taekwondo tournament that my 9 yo son is super stoked about. Wish him luck!.
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If you left your pets behind to die in a fire, you are a horrible vile creature.
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Why is everything in my feed direct reposts, not even quote posts? .I go through 10 reposts just to see something original. Do something different people!.
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ICE is now employing felines to search for Speedy Gonzales!
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Good morning patriots!.Remember Everyone Deployed!.Remember why they are deployed!
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I am finally out of X jail again. They keep saying I might be a bot even though I have passed their bot test 3 times. I am following everyone back as fast as I can, but if I do over 30 an hour they shut me down.
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We just got the call. My white wife was just let go from her job as the DEI coordinator for Popeyes Chicken. Just kidding she's not insane.
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Thank you to everyone that wished my son good luck in the taekwondo tournament. He got first place in combat sparring and third place in sparring. Video of combat in comments. He has the red bahng mahng ee.
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Just unfollowed over 300 follow churners. Top 4 things in their bios: MAGA, IFBAP, Veteran, and Christian. That tells me that follow churners use these terms to get follows and you can't believe anything they say.
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The anticipated package is on a plane with my wife headed home!
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Dear engagement farmers. I have an incredibly intelligent 9 year old that asks more relevant questions and I give him all of my answers. Sorry, I am all out of answers for your grifts.
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Ephesians 6:11.11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness
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Good morning patriots!.It's been like spinning a roulette wheel lately. Looks like today is throttled but not suspended.
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@SenSanders You might want to worry more about 50% of people in Vermont being on government assistance first. Sweep your own floor before complaining about someone else's.
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Good night my friends. I leave you with one question. I do not care the answer. Where would you be without Catturd and Gunther?.
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TikTok is supposed to shut down in the U.S. in 9 days. Does anyone care?.Do you use TikTok?.I've never been on TikTok.
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This is the video from the official whitehouse(.gov) website. Do not forget how We the People put him there. There is still a lot of work to do. Get involved at the local level! The American dream does not exist without We the People.
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If that MFer starts talking I'm calling a priest for an exorcism!
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How do you say it's cold outside without saying it's cold outside?.-20⁰ tonight.
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It is so nice to see testosterone on full display in the Senate. No more pronouns. No more rainbow flags. No more betas.
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What happened to that hole in the ozone layer that was going to kill us?.
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Please stop posting that morbidly obese "rapper" that was too fat to get in a Lyft car. My stomach is feeling queasy.
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My biggest disagreement with Trump was Operation Warpspeed! It destroyed so many lives. Why TF are we even talking about mRNA in anything? What is Stargate (look it up)? Get the harmful ingredients out of our food and drugs and we won't need to worry about "preemptive" cancer.
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