The Universal Protection Agency is an agency founded in 20XX, for the purpose of keeping the multiverse’s stability intact. We sense all your problems.
Isn’t it interesting that just one little thing, can lead to something so extravagant? An entire ecosystem built in the crutches of somebody’s enjoyment. It’s hard to believe. To believe that there could be something so wrong within our space. It must be eliminated. Erased.
A recent experiment has been reported to have received critical assistance for what makes himself an interesting case to study. Do not attempt to find a greater purpose for this specimen. He is who he is. He cannot be held by weak ties. He is a fool.
Feb 8th, 2024, sightings of a mysterious creature of unknown origins has been spotted in Universe
#001
of Timeline
#001
. It is unknown what this creature is. But if you are situated to locate it, please report us about its whereabouts. Do not attempt to investigate further.
@OxayaC44829
We are not interested for any “team up.” You play your part, we play ours. Besides, we only choose the most intelligent beings for our company. Looking at your records, you aren’t of any use to our business, our response is in no such offense.
If you are to investigate into this creature’s behavior. Expect it to be somewhat hostile. The person who took this photo tragically went missing by the time of this photo being taken.
@makimogger
// going out of character but if you wished for something more, sorry man i just wanted to reference gaster dude, i didn’t intend this shit to actually blow up
@architectbuilde
Sir, we respect your confusion, but at the end of the day, really we should be asking you. We as a company, do not need outsider perversions from regular inhabitants, and you are invading against that policy. Do not attempt to instigate any further.
@PumkinWorld2008
Yes, you are allowed to freely express yourself on our page, and if you feel as if you are experiencing some feelings of derangement, please alert someone of this issue. Have a good day.