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Whoever does Chloe and Halle hair deserves an award😭 , being that versatile with locs is amazing .
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Another example of medical racism. A Haitian lady came to my hospital ER throwing up & told them she’s in labor, w/out even checking her, they told her no you’re not & sent her home. Only for her to come back MINUTES later & have her baby in the waiting room bathroom.
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“This is he, who this be” 😭😭💀
Black people ability to code switch, always amazes me lol. We deadass can flip flop on command
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Like how yall gonna tell her that she’s not in labor? With no cervix check? Actively throwing up which is usually a sign of labor and dilation. If she was white they wouldn’t have done that shit
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Had my CNA graduation today if anyone cared. Only my mother in law showed up❤
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I hate it I hate it. We did over 50 abortions yesterday at work because we were trying to get as many people who are like 7-14 weeks in a soon as possible before May 1st
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Legume
Diri blan
Sos pwa
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You must not be African, Haitian, or Jamaican
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This the same grandma that swear “m’te vle touye’l” when I told her I was pregnant 😂 Now look at her , “pran foto pou mwen” 🇭🇹💕
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Haitian mom to EVERYONE
"Stevenson manke touyem"
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If you didnt grow up watching this , are you really Haitian?😭🇭🇹
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Don’t let anyone mispronounce your name. Keep correcting them.
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Sooo my mom got a phone call from the school about my little brother acting up. He’s 13. If y’all never heard a Haitian mom yell, heres a little thread 😂
#HaitianTwitter
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Haitian Mom’s will cuss you out about having a baby and swear they’re gonna disown you and be acting just like this when the baby comes 😂
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Can’t relate. My parents are Haitian so I was probably made to Se Pa Pou Dat
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If I wasn't Haitian, I'd want to be African. From Kenya or Nigeria or Rwanda, Ethopia, Congo, Uganda, Sudan, etc. African people gorgeous😍 and their culture just as lit.
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That lady that died on a voodoo retreat to Haiti to become a Manbo priestess
Sak te voyew….
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I’m not even reading tweets, as long as I see that flag 😂💀🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹
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My mom taught her how to clean meat ONE time , now this is her every time my mom preparing meat 😭😭😭😭
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Think Haitian food is nasty but have Haitian dick in your mouth. Lanmerddddd😂
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Ebyen vinn bat mwen. Because this shit is disgusting
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Haitians barely say "sak pase".
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After a year of hospital visits, doctor appointments, test results, life changing surgery, 6 months of chemo and radiation. My mother is finally cancer free🙏💕
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I never laughed so hard 💀💀😭😭😭
Son pranked his stepdad. Nigga pulled out the pocket knife 💀💀
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This time last year, I almost lost my mother. Being told that she had not 1, not 2, but 3 cancers in her colon & for doctors to say that they’ve never seen someone survive that. It was a very long & emotional year but THANK GOD , we got thru it. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MOMMY💜
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Y’all my daughter said her first kreyol word:
“Grangou” 😭
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I don’t want to be that “double standard” person but idk it’s just something different between naked mom & dad. I grew up with a naked mom & thought nothing of it, but my dad would of never. Also after a certain age like 5 , I think the nakedness should stop.
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Thanks for all the prayers💜 My girl got a respiratory infection & needed 30% oxygen , heart rate in the 180s, had to be flown in to DC to a pediatric icu unit. But this morning she’s doing much better, no longer needs O2 & breathing better. My baby is a trooper 🥺❤️
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My mom don’t care if a child is American, Haitian, or Indian . She’s speaking kreyol to you and you better understand her 😂
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Why do Haitian parents say “emm” when a child is coughing ??? 😭😭
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How a Haitian person tell you that they miss you without telling you that they miss you:
“Apa ou lagem”
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IF she was pregnant. I’m glad that she kept it a secret & her & DDG were able to privately enjoy their pregnancy, b/c the way yall disect these celebrities relationships & their kids, is sickkkk. Look what yall do to Chrisean baby 🙄 . I hope Halle never tell yall shit lol
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Now I like the way this looks. Belle kouleurrrrrrr
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The commercial: “This medication can cause nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and you could die”
The people in the commercial:
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Haitian moms will criticize what you’re eating and then proceed to take a piece , talking about some “banm goute’l” 😂
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Told my mom to put me SOME food aside. Bruh, it’s gonna take me at least 3x to finish eating this 😂😂
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What I mean by this , Jesus Christ 🙄 , is that their hair stylist don’t limit them on styles just b/c they have locs.
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I told my mom to start locs and get a nose piercing like me, this woman gonna say “m pa nan bagay Satan” 😭😭💀
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Some Haitians are really taking advantage of other Haitians who aren’t able to fill out the sponsorship program app due to language barriers. Like why are you charging someone $300-$400 to fill out a free application. Like damn
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Baby is here . No epidural. 2 pushes . No tears or rips.
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My breakfast😍, there’s nothing like your Haitian mom cooking for you unexpectedly 💜💜
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Even though I almost died , I’d do it all over again 😩💞
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Diri kisa ??
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It took me a until I got to 19y/o to realize HOW a Haitian parent shows love to you. My 11 y/o to 17 y/o self just thought if they don’t say “I love you” then they don’t love you. But now I see, Haitian parents sacrifice so much for us. They love us y’all lol yo jis pap janm dil
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That final rinse when you pick the bucket up and pour it over ya head. The best
If you've never had to shower like this we'll never truly understand each other
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Working in the health field , you rarely see husbands staying with their wives & taking care of them when they get a critical illness. It’s always the other way around .
I love seeing this 💕
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This is who I do it for💓.
Idc about the backlash & negative talk I’ve gotten from my mom and family but to finally be in my own house, where my kids can have their own space, gives me pure happiness. I’m finally at peace.
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I’m tell you this , if gas hit $4 , I’m getting a bisiklet
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I realize with haitian parents it’s never going to be enough. Anything you do will never be enough to please them. So I’m done trying.
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I’ll be submissive to a man...that’s...worth submitting to...
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“Surviving a Haitian Mother” 🇭🇹, tell Lifetime about that😂
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Love to see us Haitian kids , that are older & now allow to fully express ourselves & blossom into the type of person you want to be. Whether it’s expressing ourselves thru clothing, piercing, tattoos, hairstyles, etc. And no longer caring about being judge by our parents/family
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Mezanmi timoun just because there’s bannan don’t mean it’s Haitian food . And ribs??
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Timeline Tomorrow:
*random tweet*
*🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹*
*happy new year*
*🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹*
*Lunion fait la force*
*🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹*
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Pa fe bouche mwen long
Haitians, and Haitians only… I have a question.
Do y’all put green beans and tomatoes in all pikliz? I’ve never seen ts
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2 years ago today my mom had life changing surgery. 2 years ago I literally almost lost my mommy, the only parent I have left. She has been cancer free for 2 years. All I can thank is GOD 🙏 💕
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This stuff right here makes me tear up so bad. Something’s gotta change.
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I love seeing so many Haitian girls come out of their shells & breaking cycles on how a Haitian girl is “supposed” to look & no longer caring about their parents opinions & being happy & stress free.
Wear what you want.
Get them locs or go bald.
Get them piercings & tattoos.
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y’all there was an accident right in front of my house. And look at this shit. My mom so soumoun 😭😭😭 yes that’s her with her hand on her hip
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There’s SOOOO much more to Haitian culture, I really don’t understand why other ethnicities choose to solely focus on “voodoo this, voodoo that”
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I told my mom to just save me a LITTLE bit of food . 😐
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If the pikliz not making my nose drip, I don’t want it
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When you think you’ve done followed all the Haitians on twitter then one of our holidays come up , and many more pop up that you haven’t followed yet😂 keeett🇭🇹
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Haitian twitter be so lit when we all interact with each other. What a beautiful community
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Bro. Haitians are NOT the only culture/ethnicity that does voodoo.
So we’re calling a whole group of people wicked on national television? 😒🤔😏😡
On the new episode of OWN’s “Family or Fiancé”, Mary, grandmother of the bride Alexis spoke out against her Haitian fiancé’s Haitian culture referring to it as “wicked.”
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Yes we do. Y’all just never listen 🙄🙄
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And you’re not going to speak Creole??? Ki kaka sa??
Thank you Miss Haití 🇭🇹 🇩🇴 for the shout-out. Wishing you good luck this evening’s 👑 Miss Universe pageant on Fox 5 at 7pm. 🇭🇹🇩🇴
@NYPDDCA
@NYPDnews
@NYPDnoticias
@MissUniverse
@fox5ny
@halefo_nyc
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It’s so funny when Haitian parents are yelling and then they start stuttering 😭💀
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Oh hell nah . Y’all can keep this
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