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The biggest scam in the world was convincing us that our teeth needed a different type of insurance than the other stuff in our bodies
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The one guy in the standing up then straight to hugging his friend, didn’t even follow the ball. Baseball is so special. 😭❤️
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*whispers*
it's actually the source of most illegal immigration, not hopping walls.
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White supremacist who killed nine black people for being black implies blacks are wrong for viewing everything through a racial lens.
#DylannRoof
: " From the minute black people are born, they view everything through a racial lens...They're always thinking like that."
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I mean this with the utmost disrespect, fuck you.
Witness on first responders: "In a world where everyone is kneeling, I saw hundreds of people standing up and running towards the danger."
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When Jay-Z said "I jack, I rob, I sin. Aw man, I’m Jackie Robinson, except when I run base, I dodge the pen."
http://t.co/x6uVRMWb0L
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Yep, it's a wrap. That's enough Internet for the day. See y'all tomorrow
http://t.co/WEFApv6kzr
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I was playing Call of Duty last night, and got taken out by someone with a name that looked really familiar, but I couldn’t place it at the time.
Turns out I was taken out by Texas Rangers OF Leody Taveras 🙃😂
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Dusty in a durag?
Astros 2022 WS Champs.
Luis’ day is done after 3.2IP
1H 0BB 6K 🔥
A smile shared between Garcia and Dusty before Luis walks off the mound
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I’m begging y’all. Please let your black kids play baseball.
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@MySportsUpdate
@PatMcAfeeShow
Ah yes, college dropout Aaron Rodgers and noted public health expert Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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"I'll give ya two acres & a few schillings for one of dem colored gals"
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Black men, I am so sorry. I am so, so, so, sorry. I wish there was more that I could do besides support you, stand up for you, and love you.
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Rewatching The Wire and on the first episode of the third season, McNulty and Bunk are at an Orioles/White Sox game.
Anyway I have issues so here’s the box score from that game and the batting order for both teams 😂
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I just found out a man I was supposed to go on a date with murdered someone on the day of our date.
Do I know how to pick em or what
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@ApolloHOU
@apollostoney
Still remains one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in real life.
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The
#MLBCentral
crew just asked Tim Anderson what he was eating for breakfast and he responded, “who we playing? That’s who I’m eating for breakfast.”
🐐😤💯🔥⚾️
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Some personal news:
I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!
Also gonna slide this in but I have an interview with the Texas Rangers at 2:30 so send a prayer up for ya girl 😅
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This is truly some shit.
A racist kills nine innocent black people for simply existing as black, and somehow, black people are to blame.
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Think about that.
This man murdered NINE PEOPLE. FOR SIMPLY BEING BLACK.
And it's still our fault.
That is PEAK white supremacy.
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I’ve never saved a graphic for future use faster in my life.
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The streets are saying Kelly Loeffler is just Tomi Lahren with a stock portfolio?
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You can visibly see the same man 0:02 seconds in to the video. Come on man.
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@STR0
It’s Baseball Life Advice by
@MissStaceyMay
, really wonderful compilation of essays about various players (yourself included). Wonderful insight into one woman’s love of the game of baseball. Highly recommend for some light reading 😊
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I have an interview with, you guessed it, another baseball team today.
Say a prayer for ya girl + send good thoughts. 🙏🏽✨
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This man has on a $500 Moncler scarf acting like he’s “one of the little people”. Unreal.
Former Pa. state lawmaker Rick Saccone was among those who stormed the Capitol, per his Facebook page.
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I’m not gon hold y’all, this was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen with my two eyes.
#WorldSeries
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THERE IS LITERALLY A VIDEO AND HE IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE WHILE SHOTS ARE BEING FIRED
Dallas police believes this is one of the suspects at tonight's shooting downtown.
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Streets said Aaron Rodgers is just Andy Dalton with a hydroxychloroquine prescription
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Laura Ingraham with a burner phone and an offshore bank account
The streets are saying Kelly Loeffler is just Tomi Lahren with a stock portfolio?
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Meanwhile, the household income in Dyersville, Iowa is $61,400.
One week’s pay can’t even get you in the door.
We talk about wanting to make MLB more accessible to folks yet constantly place massive financial hurdles in front of fans.
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What an absolute privilege it is to be able to get a DUI and still land an elite, high-profile job the next day. Unreal.
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J-Ram knocking out Tim Anderson has done more to advance public interest in baseball than any commissioner’s rule changes ever could.
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I, for one, would just rather have 500 real dollars.
FTX just gave $500 in crypto to every person sitting in one section of the arena for the Miami Heat season opener.
Don’t sleep on how powerful this sponsorship will be.
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I love him but this man looks like the manager of an In-n-Out
Everyone: Mike Trout should be a superstar and a household name! It’s crazy MLB can’t market him! It’s malpractice!
Meanwhile, Mike Trout when people try to market him:
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This "it's 2016" rhetoric is getting very old, and very tired. Stop acting like we, as a country, are better than this.
We aren't.
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Your mcm thinks that women can take preventative actions to avoid being raped
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*clears throat*
BUSINESS 👏🏽 ATTIRE 👏🏽 IS 👏🏽NOT 👏🏽 A 👏🏽 BODY👏🏽CON👏🏽 DRESS 👏🏽 WITH 👏🏽 A 👏🏽 BLA👏🏽ZER👏🏽
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I’m a little late, but here goes nothing.
My *very first* video blurb about a
@Rangers
player that I cannot stop thinking about,
@AdolisJose
Please enjoy and let me know what you think!
#StraightUpTX
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Those who claim we are "regressing"-when was our peak? At what point in our history did we stand back & say "it can't get better than this"?
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I wish I could get paid to write and talk about baseball. That’s it.
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So like, bad news, you’re losing Max Scherzer. Good news, you’re getting Courtney Colobro. 🤷🏽♀️
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@LasVegasLocally
Love it when folks want to participate in the fun aspects of society but don’t want to do their part to ensure those parts of society remain available. Just pathetic.
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@BarkyBoogz
A guy I went on ONE date with last year threatened me with a cease and desist/defamation suit yesterday for telling a local Facebook group about our first date and his red flags 😭
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1. Those aren't real boots, Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen.
2. Didn't your parents immigrate illegally from Singapore???
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Gets home from a baseball game just to watch more baseball.
If nothing else, I am on brand.
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"You think this is going to make us respect you?"
Newsflash: We aren't here to coddle you & make you feel good
#BlackBrunchATL
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UPDATE: I HAVE AN INTERVIEW!!!!
Side note, I am applying for a job tomorrow morning with a team I would LOVE to work for, and would really love some positive thoughts, affirmations, or prayers if that’s your thing.
Thank you.
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He gets to see this one way or another. ❤️
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@LasVegasLocally
@TSA
I hope, one day, we can all unpack and heal from the collective trauma we are clearly struggling with. This should not be normal and yet, every balloon pop or care engine backfiring, we all go running. It’s tragic
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I need to see Clayton Kershaw holding the World Series trophy like I need air to breathe.
#LATogether
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You know how freaking cool it is to turn on MLB Network and see a black dude with an afro talking baseball?! I love it, man
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Clemson beat Alabama tonight, anything is possible y'all.
Text your ex. Text that guy you like. Shoot your shot.
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Houndstooth.
The answer is houndstooth.
#RollTide
What does one wear for their first appearance on national television? 😅
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I understand the need to share news but can y’all PLEASE stop sharing videos of folks scrambling for their fucking lives in the middle of chaos?
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Interrupting your nightly baseball broadcast with this special message: me.
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Hey
@Cubs
, I'm visiting your ballpark in ten days. Very excited to see Wrigley for the first time.
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What’s wild is seeing some of y’all say “we’re screwed either way” when there is very clearly one person on this stage who is not fit to be President of the United States.
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Reading an article about Black baseball players and our Black hair accessories written by a Black woman is just so incredibly dope. Well done
@curlyfro
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Congrats to all of the
@Cronkite_ASU
&
@ASU
's grads! Tomorrow is Monday. No more Mill Ave. Get to work.
#realworld
#cutoff
#welcome
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Did you really just make a joke that Asians eat dogs....
I trust
@BernieSanders
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#DemDebate
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