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Gay couples should not be allowed to adopt kids.
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Having a wife is better than not having a wife.
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"Kids, your mother is a murderer. She killed your sister last year in her belly. That's why she is going to jail."
MAGA Republicans want women arrested for having an abortion. This is what that looks like.
#LockHerUp
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Stop having sex outside of marriage.
Literally stop.
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You know the american accent is the correct one because no one sings in british
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Muslims and Jews do not worship the God of the Bible.
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Women were not designed to:
Lead in civil government
Fight in wars
Protect and defend their homes and families
Lead the church
Work with their hands
Lead
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Friend's daughter is "excited a woman is running for president." I asked her "who is in charge at home your mom or dad?" and she said "dad" and I said okay so who should be in charge of the white house? And her mom was offended and up and left the table lol.
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My mom is using drugs again… I am struggling with life rn y’all. My best friend abandoned the faith and might get excommunicated.
My friend Jon is still in the hospital recovering from botulism and can’t breathe on his own… it’s just… a lot…
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Did I mention that God created the universe in 6 days?
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@BetoORourke
Trump: *exists
The left: "He's racist, homophobic, transphobic, hates Mexicans, eats too much mcdonalds, kills puppies, throws babies off of cliffs..."
OH WAIT, YOUR PARTY IS THE ONE THAT KILLS BABIES.
#takethelogoutofyourowneye
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How do Baptist forget that EVERYONE baptizes adults.
A baptismal from the 5th-6th century.
It’s incredible the amount of effort they put into sprinkling an 8 lb baby!
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Honestly, I'm with
#DezNat
. Conservative Mormons are 10000x better than Liberal lying "Mormons" that don't even believe their own scriptures.
I'm not even LDS and I own a Triple.
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If the KJV was good enough for Paul, it's good enough for me!
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Baptists must confess that all churches from ~150AD To the 15-1600s AD got baptism wrong.
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All have sinned and come short of the glory of God.
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19 year old guy has no idea how money or economies work. Go tell an actual pastor - a leader in God’s church who meets in a rented building that he is a coward with no guts. You ought to be ashamed.
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@hamilcarenina
@superxtianmario
Imagine crucifying your Messiah and then rejecting him still after He rose from the dead.
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iPad just autocorrected ‘paedobaptism’ to ‘pseudo baptism’ and I-
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Did communion in the presence of the saints during Lord’s Day worship today. Hope that still counts 🤷🏿♂️
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I already know I’m fat. Here’s me compared to the door in my work office.
I’ve lost n kept off 42 lbs in the last year. Need to lose a bunch more, but here is me after being in the field for a few hrs.
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The baptists defending grape juice communion will be the death of my credobaptism
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So many have moved to the right of Moscow since Ogden came to power.
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No one at the hospital ever told me that my mom has a TBI... I didn't find out until today.
And I am crying... I'm just crying... She is so confused and her brain isn't working right and I am so worried about what life is gonna look like with her..
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Owen Strachan makes me wanna become paedobaptist more than any paedobaptist argument
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I’m still requesting that someone come get your girl
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Has Doug Wilson Been having bad takes more often lately or is it just me?
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I was raised by my grandma from age 5-14 when she died. My mom and dad were both in and out of prison. Dad died in prison from cirrhosis. My grandma was my rock. She loved me no matter what. (And I was a bad kid) She sacrificed her retirement years to give me a better childhood.
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Found out that my wife's old pastor warned her before I proposed that I might turn paedobaptist because he had seen my tweets dunking on baptists.
We are married now. I am still baptist.
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Sorry no. God didn’t “speak to you” unless your Bible was open
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Why listen to Crosspolitic when you can listen to King's Hall or Haunted Cosmos?
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*takes deep breath*
Baptism without faith is dead.
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Women shouldn’t TEACH at seminaries let alone be students at them.
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even more proud to say i met this man
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Mohammad and Joseph Smith probably got fooled by the same demon appearing as an angel.
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Zelensky needs to STOP asking for us to go to war with Russia and negotiate a reasonable surrender to keep his people from dying. At this point that's all he has. No other country should go to war with Russia over this.
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Just told Mormons to repent and stop preaching a false gospel to my neighbors.
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Just bought my wife this 2005 grand marquis w/ 60k miles. Looks brand new 😎
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Dispensationalism is among the most unbiblical and widely held beliefs among evangelicals.
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My mom is leaving the ICU tonight! That’s good news :)
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If Mary never had sex with Joseph then she sinned.
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Why do the reformed baptists seem so anti-gym?
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First time: Going out to an abortion clinic to join with some brothers who preach there to save babies from murder. Thanks
@ApologiaStudios
for the kick in the butt.
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Christians need to lose the "I'm gonna be a dad" language when their wife gets pregnant.
If she's pregnant, you ARE A DAD!
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People be like "I'm reformed." and then start talking about the pre-trib rapture.
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I rarely quote John Macarthur but, "If you could lose your salvation, you would." rings true often.
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Please pray for me. I am scared and concerned for my mother. I can’t give details on TL but please please please pray.
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I believe "in the beginning God."
You believe "in the beginning dirt."
We are not the same.
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Please pray for me, saints. I am having a hard week at work emotionally. I know that sounds super gay but an accidental and unfortunate situation arose and is making work a little unbearable and hard to do rn.
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Just tested positive for covid and I feel terrible and this weekend is ruined and I am upset.
Really need prayers and to be reminded that God is sovereign.
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I just wanted to show you guys these rocks that God made
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Ya know what, I'm just gonna say it:
God does love all people as image bearers via common grace. He also hates them and their sin.
God loves His people -the church- in a special way which cannot and should not be applied to unbelievers so that we not give them false assurance.
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As a Baptist, I will raise my future children as Christians while waiting for their true profession.
If I become paedobaptist, I’ll do the same thing.
Only difference is when they get baptized.
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The thing is:
@DrOakley1689
was right about Mary. The "Perpetual Virginity" thing is a joke. Don't get so swept up in the church fathers that you start to disagree with the plain reading of the Bible. Jesus had brothers. Sorry,
@_matthewpearson
. Love you, brother.
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Ed Litton won... The guy who lets his wife preach from his pulpit.
SBC you suuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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My mom was just in a bad accident. Most likely due to her high blood sugar being out of control… please pray for her.
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At this point the presbies are kinder to me than the baptists.
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Mary was blessed. So are all saints. And all Christians are saints. Is she dead? Yes. Can she hear our prayers? No. Was she the mother of Jesus? Yes.
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Jesus didn't "break the Sabbath." If he had, he'd have sinned.
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WE ARE SO BACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
LETTTSSSS GOOOOOOOOO
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