The Kennel Master
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"I don't fear fading the man who shilled 10,000 cookies once. I fear fading the man who shilled one cookie 10,000 times."
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Okay, so here’s some insight from the 15 IQ degen who managed to get famous because of a fucking spreadsheet. When the market dipped last month except DOGE and doge clones, I thought it was complete bullshit, but then I made the 15 IQ play: Doing this with other dogs.
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@zilchfox
Hey bro sorry that happened. Have you tried right click saving it? Sounds like an easy way to make 100k.
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Last cycle getting ads on TImes Square was as essential item on a memecoins road map. This cycle it'll be the the sphere. This isn't the top, the top is when we drive up the weekly price of renting the sphere to like 5mil because it's so easy to raise.
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@inversebrah
SHIB and DOGE fight for top 5 spot while everyone is sidelines in useless coins with fundamentals.
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Y'all ready for two dog coins in the top 10 or nah?
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Did you really me touch grass for 3 years and come back to this?
JUST IN: Elon Musk says Tesla will enable $DOGE payments "at some point, Dogecoin to the moon."
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I love WIF because it centered on a dog that isn't Kobosu. Plus with K most likely to die this run its a great passing of the dog torch.
Also, there is a next pepe.
The most cringe posts I frequently see on my timeline -
'X' coin is the next $WIF !
$WIF & 'X' coin charts are so alike!
$WIF is at $4B MC, our 'X' coin will be $100B MC!
'X' coin will outperform $WIF, mark my words!
Ummm no. $WIF is the next $WIF. Simple.
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How much has changed in 4 years?
Okay, so here’s some insight from the 15 IQ degen who managed to get famous because of a fucking spreadsheet. When the market dipped last month except DOGE and doge clones, I thought it was complete bullshit, but then I made the 15 IQ play: Doing this with other dogs.
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Just so you're all aware I also have a non meme portfolio and also mad that dumber me is beating smarter me.
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@muellerberndt
@MikeAbundo
@MoonOverlord
Prices and transactions yes.
I use two sheets: Kennel and Dog Pens. Kennel is the sheet you see above and it I have to manually update the price. The Dog Pens are what I use to track each transaction for each coin.
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@ThinkingUSD
Dude, it's only a dollar. Can you imagine how rich I'll be when it goes to 100?
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Imagine not gifting one of CT's top memers a free fucking penguin. Are you guys actually 15 IQ?
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Okay, so I have a day job(electrician) but tonight I will try to write a thread on how I found success through what is probably the dumbest way possible. I WILL NOT tell you what coins to buy, but I share the very little vetting process I have made with my adoptions.
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Oh, these were made by a scammer? Bro, I bought every fucking inu clone under the sun, at least these penguins are cute.
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Z called me a memecoin savant upon my return. By his sheer power of being this cycles Cobie, I am incapable of proving him wrong.
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@blknoiz06
Man, people were so mad at me for posting a dog spreadsheet last cycle, and now memecoins are legit praised. It's crazy how things changed.
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Just in case some of you just tuned in, this is where I started before
#snl
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$doge $Shib $Akita $Hokk $HKO $Musky $Mally $cyberd $Shep $udoge
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I'm the trader this market deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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"Wen god candle?" He already gave you light, bro.
GM.
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This image should stay in the forefront of your mind.
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Turns out my great great great grandpa had an OG N-folio.
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Update: 800k folks. That's some life changing shit right there. Once again, IF YOU MADE SERIOUS GAINS THIS YEAR PAY IT FORWARD.
Also the dad got sloshed last night and was a little late to work, lol.
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@CryptoCobain
and Crypto Twitter raised over $800,000 for
@john_zippay
leukemia treatment expenses.
Incredible.
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Secondly, some meme coins have it in their code to prevent people from selling their token. If you go to and enter the contract it will tell you whether or a contract has any malicious code in it. Pic related is a token I bought but couldn’t sell.
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Wife: How's your memecoin portfolio going?
Me: Down about 5 mil from all time high.
Wife: lol, get rekt nerd.
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@SocksInhaled
@MoonOverlord
Ran away means dev abandoned/sold their wallet.
Put down means ruq/no liquidity
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Tokenized Tendies.
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@2170cell
One of the first dogs I tried to buy back in April 2021 was called Kishu Inu when it was around 1mil MC. I bought 3 wrong contracts and said fuck it and moved on. It went over a billion.
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My luck has been with the Business and Finance section of a mongolian basket weaving forum(4chan). If you can stomach what you read and see there, you can find some early calls. That’s how I got into HOKK, ELON, and MALLY early. I’ve just browsed through threads.
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Remoreo.
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@blknoiz06
Boden is the perfect storm of timing with a joke. With the election coming up, so many people are also just fucking tired of what we have to deal with, and just so many derivative wifs and inus, it makes sense it's gonna be a runner.
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If you have kids, make sure they help you bring in the grocceries. No better way to teach them to be bagholders.
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He likes the cookie.
Hopefully, I crafted a good enough pitch for Oreos. We shall see.
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This one's for you Scrooge. I was sad to learn you were gone when I came back. You helped bring Floki to the Billions, now it's our turn with Oreos.
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@cryptokounmpo
@MoonOverlord
Honestly right now it feels like it would be in bad taste. Also I might have a gambling problem.
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I want one thing to be clear: By the time this bull run is done, I will have shilled this game on you guys so hard that we will be able to conquer entire fucking systems within days while we chill out in the bear. This is my plan. Everything else is just noise.
Helldivers 2
Super Citizen Edition if you can afford it.
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Oroes ads just like telling how good their cookies are, while Hydrox ads cope about how they're the first sandwich and everything after is a knockoff.
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HAAAAAANK. ITS AN ALALOGY. HES NOT ACTUALLY TALKING aBOUT COOKIES. HE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING CAME FIRST DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN'T BE SUpPLANTED BY A LOOK A LIKE. THE DERIVATIVE IS CLEARLY MORE POPuLAR. HAAAAAAAANK. THE OREO. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK.
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Do also be aware that my wife and I are expecting our second child a any moment so family comes first, but I will try to get something for you guys.
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Do you believe?
Things always have a way of looking bad before they get much better.
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Kennel, can you stop talking about cookies?
No. We haven't even gotten to the good part yet.
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I look forward to being your quickest unfollow ever.
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When it comes to liquidity I try to see if the team has locked liquidity on . I’ve still adopted dogs that don’t have locked liquidity, but this is still something I check. Also, if the liquidity is only locked for a few days then avoid it.
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The meme coin pumpeth and the meme coin rugeth away.
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You'd have to be absolutely retarded to think they're the same.
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@Big_Beta_Sensei
Damn, adopting
#BTC
as legal tender really turned the place around. I remember when it used to look like this.
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Michael Burry reactivates his account to FUD a fucking dog coin. Bullish.
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Can you get charged for market manipulation even if it's because you're dumb and just posted a spreadsheet? I have a friend who's really curious.
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Some of your coins going down? Not much you can do about that, but you know where you CAN make a difference?
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Things always have a way of looking bad before they get much better.
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To answer what I believe the common questions I've getting
Did you take profit before Pre-VB?
Yes
Did you take profit post-VB?
Also yes
Do you think investing in dogs is still a good idea?
Fam, I didn't think this was a good idea when I started
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No way I'm putting up a Nfolio spreadsheet like a fucking plantation owner.
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Wasn't there a dog coin spreadsheet from last cycle that literally illustrated this?
@blknoiz06
The way majority of y’all measure it, it can’t ever not be memes
survivorship bias = ignore the countless number that go to 0 and look at 5 that do well and say “memes still strong”
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I always sit on my hands for 15 minutes before I make a trade. That way it feels like someone else is making a poor decision instead of me.
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Daily swings are now multiples of the MC when this was posted.
The arguments people have against oreos are the same as they were then:
-Oreos is a blatant knockoff, so it's just Hydrox.
-Hydrox is the first mover and is the defacto example of a sandwich cookie and therefore
Price action is literally nothing if you truly believe in Oreo independence and 1:1 Hydrox:Oreo parity.
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Thank you to the 20-30 who have engaged with my cookie posting. I see you and appreciate you. These cookies aren't don't baking yet.
Remoreo.
If you think these cookie metaphors are gonna stop, well let me tell you something: They haven't even begun.
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Pray for me. I'm on an Alaska Airlines flight, and it's a Boeing flight.
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A meme is just a repeated idea. It's strength comes from how often it is shared, not just by community members who the meme to shill a coin, but by people who just like to use it to express sentiment.
It's liquidity comes from how much people enjoy it. The more people enjoy it,
If you have a meme's coin, what's your meme's liquidity?
How prolific is your meme?
How often are you using your meme to express sentiment?
Do you only use it to promote your coin?
Do you use other memes to celebrate your coin's success?
Things to think about.
Remoreo
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Final update: Started 1t 1.3MM and got nuked to sub 800k. Now back up into 7 figures. If there's a lesson here, I honestly don't know what it is. Thank you all, you've been great.
#snl
$doge $hokk $elon $shib $akita $mally $uskita $HKO
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It's always darkest right before the dawn. And I promise you the dawn is coming.
Things always have a way of looking bad before they get much better.
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It's KFC.
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You need retards to bullpost the turbo lows.
I am one of them.
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After doing some intense market research, I have come to the conclusion that Oreos are severely undervalued.
A 🧵
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"It's already pumped"
Don't worry, we have a song for you.
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Will you continue to provide low quality content?
Fam, that's all I know how to do.
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Closing thoughts: This past month has been absolutely absurd. This wasn't the altseason I wanted, but its one I played the field in. People are quick to point out that I have HUGE unrealized gains. If you make lifechanging money, take that shit off the table.
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Also, please don't ask me if I think a dog is worth Adopting. I'm just a 15 IQ Dog lover. Buy a dog you like.
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So with that being said, here are some of my thoughts on how you can make the most of the Dog Park season. First off: You have to be prepared to get ABSOLUTELY REKT. The market moves fast in crypto, but dog crypto seem so to supersonic right now and you're basically gambling.
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Remember how Bumi patiently waited until the time was right? How he was literally sidelined until he knew conditions would favor his style.
Lesson in there.
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