UNSTOPPABLE KE🇰🇪
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I walked past a stranger today, which was strange cause I knew their name, their birthday, how they loved their eggs undercooked so the yoke is runny, how they don't cover up at night but still complain about the cold, and there are 700 pictures of them in my recycle bin.
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@Goddie_Ke There has never been mungu wa polisi but instead it's mungu wa majeshi. Lanes Muhimu.
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Aty you can't expect a boyfriend with earrings to act like a man. Kwan mnakuwanga aje 😂😂💔.
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Kipchumba Murkomen retaining back his seat made me think how I'd love to retain back your heart baby. Tell your your moma I said hi and I miss her cookings. See you soon.
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I used to think mtu hawezi kosa mbao ya data bana until ikanifikia!!.
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Unapigia mpoa alafu kwa background unackia msee anacheza pes 😔🖐️alafu Peter Drury aseme an act of charity gratefully delivered 😭.
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Intelligence is a burden buana. The more you know, the more cynical you become. Heri nyinyi wajinga.
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Fpl naona dust wajameni 🖐️🥲. Tofauti yangu na ETH ni upara tu!!!.
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Nishai Jaribu kukiss manzi yangu after an heated argument kama wazungu buana. Ile Hedi gaidi alinikula waaaaiiiii sio mchezo.
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Any doctor kwa time-line anishow mbona nikunie mafi inakaa ya mbuzi?? It's urgent.
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@polo_kimanii Kuna mjaka alinitoka manzi yangu msapere juu he had money. He used to tell her he dares her to make her broke buana 😂😂saizo mm ni wa mjengo.I hope the guy has a bad day today buana.
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Maisha inanipiga upper cuts ajab. Sio mm tu uliza dasagu.
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@_Kerosi Dem yangu alkuwa na mbili buana. But the male one was not working only the vagina. Ilibidi ni muache juu the msokoloboo was 9inch buana na haijasimama . Pia criticism eeeeeiii nkahama the area bila kumshow till date.
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I love hearing rumors about me. You guys are creative haha.
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For candidates kuwakumbusha tu "you cannot faten a bull on a market day".
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Ungekuwa unafwatilia masomo design unafwata izo leaks za engonga ungekuwa mbali sana kimaisha.
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Kusalimia uyu candidate kdg ivi nishakuwa na deni yake ya success card bana. Mambo gan Haya 😂😂.
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Huyu gaidi anacheza efootball kanisa bana. Kwan hamuogopi Mungu?.
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As a man mbona upige simu Ati umefika? Ww tusipokuona tutakuona kwa news!!.
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Huyu coursemate nakutana na yy kisiagi akiuza uji anajificha na mm nataka kumuuzia tropicals buana 😂 😂 💔.
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Aty "uko na mikono soft kwan hufanyangi Kazi". We kumanina zako bana.
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Noah couldn't build an arm fast enough to stop Chelsea's floods.
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Kuna kitu kama "mkazamwana" kwa kiswahili ama huyu mcoasti ananitukana? 😂 💔.
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Unataka kuomoka na bado unakata matrao ndo upate kinyasa gathee?.
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Nliamka Leo kwenda morning run nikakumbuka.Mathayo 3:4 "Waovu watakimbia bila kukimbizwa", Nikarudi kulala 😂😂💔.
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Saaii nataka tu mtu ana go through a heartbreak nimdanganye kidogo alafu nimmalize kabisa.
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Unaona shooting star, unamake wish, kumbe n missile imeenda Israel 😭.
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Kuambia dereva aangushe Gari tuonakane kwa TV n kitu ya kufanya anishukishie kwa msitu?.
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Aty the warmer the blanket, the colder the future. We mafi nn.
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Patia yeye laptop and tell her to write her CV bila kusaidiwa na mtu. You will realize you're dating Oscar sudi bana.
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Siku mbili offline mshanisahau 🥹fake friends, frauds. Smh.
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Lecturers need to be a little serious buana. PDF ya 948 pages ya nn?? Kwan nafanya law?!!!.
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Kasongo yeyee, mombali nangao. Kasongo mbona wewoo 😂💔.
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@MrRightke 😔She said my head was too huge for appearance na hataki siku ya kuzaa azae na CS coz mtoto atakuwa na kichwa kubwa. Aki women are not good people 😑 😑.
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The rate at which Arabs are following me is Alarming 😂😂. Wqzgoinon??. I'll soon forget you guys!!!.
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Ntaanza aje kucompete na morio ako na Helb surely. Wewe mchague tu.
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Staying in Nairobi and the only achievement you have accomplished the whole year is paying rent. T for tough 🖐️😔.
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Nisha fence mdomo. Bado nyumba sasa!!! Mambo n mdogo mdogo.
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Huyu akisema niachane na nyinyi ndo ivo nmewasahau bana.
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Akiamungu mtuwangu apatane na huyo Richie wa kugift watu tao, nitakamatwa😂💔.
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Mm tangu nianze kushikanisha breakfast na lunch, life has been easy buana 😂.
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Aty kama kuoga sio tabia mbaya mbona mnaoga mkificha 😂😂💔kwan mnakuwanga aje.
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@polo_kimanii A man who can chew Sim 2 has no difference with a gay. Mkundu n mkundu period!!.
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Unalike status yangu mbona? Unataka kulala na Mimi Cndio?.
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Do you ever miss your energy?.Like damn what happened to me.
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Kuvaa sneakers Mpya isifanye utuone cc kama hatujamake gathee.
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I'm sure nikiweza wachwa saaaii ntakuwa kwa a healthy and stable relationship bado 😂😂💔.
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Leo nmeamka kungojea siku iishe tu 🥲Yatapita kwel majamaa?.
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Huyu anadhan I'm ignoring her na mm na Kazana kuwa mkali efootball niache kuonewa n mamorio!!!!!!.
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Siku nmeamua kusoma na kuwa focus kecturer nao wanaamua buana. Wacha nifike ulevini.
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I've realized today my innerwear is five years old buana. I can't believe mayais.
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Huyu lec amesneeze akanyamba. Imebidi lecture iiishie apo 😂😂.
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Content naona ady yangu imeisha. Wacha nianze gain trains kama nyinyi 😂😂💔.
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A snake only shades it's skin to become a bigger snake.
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Concentrating in class on your birthday is an underrated skill. Akili iko Mombasa mfuko tu ndo iko upper kabete!!.
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Kama diamond chibu wa machibu dangote alifunguliwa bonnet na Diddy juu ya pesa, your broke salamander ugly boyfriend in nan asikubali? 💀😅.
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No man can succeed where another man failed. Ask Juliani.
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Hii maisha ikiendelea ivi naona mkinipata kwa baba nikiwa ngojea 😔.
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Hii light at the end of the tunnel naona nikijimulikia Mimi as I move forward.
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Leo nayo nikijiposition vizur naweza sign mbappe for free kama real madrid!!!.
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Za foreman zimeingia za hii week. Mnanaitaka wapi guys nisikuje?.
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Saaaii Mia n kama thao n thao n kama Mia akiamungu 😔💔. Design inaisha Wacha tu.
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Awful and bad people live forever!! Mshishangae Ruto agenye na miaka za moi 😂💀.
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Si ata nyinyi mmeona replacement inafanywa within one night?.Whatever you do with this information is upto you!!!.
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One day two people enjoyed sex and I was born to suffer 😔😔🥲mniweke za sumu bana 😔🥲🥲.
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@ercurryTz Watanzania oooeee oeee tena. Niko active kama sublenya ya qmberrutty. Mnifollow. Na follow back asp.
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@MrRightke 😂 Ironically we all love bongo buana. Kwanza ukiwa in love eeeeeiii Jay once again 😂😂hits different. Hapa unajuaga hakuagi jaba.
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Wewe n continuing student na unakazana kupiga Luku kama fresher. Wacha ujinga bana. Siri ni kuvaa kama wazazi.
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