When the goals aren’t coming, up the work rate and Gabriel Jesus has run his socks off tonight, often filling in at right back and heading out of his own box, the joy he shown when Sane bagged his 2nd shows how much he cares, shame on the pricks slating a 21 yr old kid
City fans need to lay off Grealish, the media n rival fans will try n cane him at will. Hardly anyone settles at City under Pep straight away, cut him some slack
Married for 27 yrs n suddenly decide to come out as gay🤔 I reckon some journalist has got some footage of Phil in the broom cupboard, biting down on Gordon the Gopher whilst Andi Peters is pummelling away behind him🤣🤣
Stuart Pearce on talkshite slating Bielsa’s spying as “morally wrong” maybe if the muppet was a thorough as him when he was city manager, we may have scored more than 10 goals at home in a season, instead he brought his daughters teddy to the game as a lucky mascot🙄
Why the fuck would you have that NHS app on your phone. 18 months I’ve not had a single day off due to COVID. I’ve had 1 test that was negative. If you’re worried or feel ill, get a test if not live your life.
Today is a day tinged with sadness. It’s marks 3 years to the day, since my 13 yr old nephew was raped and murdered. This is a police sketch of his attacker, who’s still not been brought to justice. Pls share and get this
#scum
behind bars
My lad played his first football match for his new team today and they got beat 5 nil off a girls side. He’s chuffed cos he got the player of the match trophy to take home🤦🏼♂️ absolutely mortified for the little spacker
Some ppl on their birthday, will post pics of themselves having lunch at The Ivy or maybe cocktails at Cloud 23. Not me, I’m a man of the ppl/council scum and I’m eating leftover roast potatoes whilst supping lager in my work gear
Men who wear Superdry clothing, will have only slept with around 5-6 women, at most. Will have married the 1st one to have sucked them off, defo wears novelty socks/boxers at xmas time and 100% owns a pair of Sketchers
I’ve noticed old ppl are now being more aggressive in supermarkets etc. You’ve had a vaccine love, not fucking steroids. This ain’t cocoon now back the fuckoff or I’ll push you over n break your fucking hip👊🏻
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻well done Gabby. I’m getting tired of the negativity surrounding players on this App. This will be 19 wins on the bounce, in a cup final and 9 points clear in the league🤦🏼♂️ stop being so negative and enjoy it ffs
Blues don’t turn into scouse or Arsenal fans n start slagging players off to fuck, the lad made a mistake and is clearly going through a tough time, just get off his back a bit. We’re still leading in a cup final🤷🏼♂️
I wasn’t aware of Tom Grennan before this evening, I’ve never more wanted to two foot an individual live on stage. Curly haired pricks got leather strides on, bet his bollocks fucking stink
@JamieMoore777
@mothercareuk
I’d of stuck with the name Mansize and in the small print wrote, can also be used by fat birds, that way it’s more inclusive Jamie
I’m gutted about that young lad being killed in that accident on the M60, I drove past it earlier and I thought, I hope no one was in the back of that car as that’s where the impact was. Poor little fella, hope the other kid pulls through🙏🏻😢
There’s a guy in the gym, stripped to the waist and shadow boxing in the mirrors with baby weights in each hand. He’s probably got the worst technique since Jimmy the birdman smith and he’s just cracked himself in the ear with one of the weights n smashed his AirPod🤣🤣🤣
Right we’ve had a slap on the wrist, put in tier 2. If ppl actually respect guidelines wether you agree with them or not. We might avoid a lockdown like Liverpool. Ppl’s jobs might depend on it. Stop being a dick n we’ll be right👍🏻
Look 15 yr old girls make stupid decisions everyday, had this girl showed any remorse whatsoever for her actions I’d be more sympathetic for her to return to this country. For me she poses a serious threat to other ppl in the UK so she can get fucked tbh🖕🏻
I have no intention of going on The Etihad pitch on Sunday, regardless of the result. In fact I might fuckoff after 80 mins. If anyone has a problem with this, I’ll be at the gas works around 530 ish, if you want one-bombing into a vegetative state👍🏻
It’s almost 8 AM and one of GMB’s leading features on the program, despite everything that’s going on in the world, is Peter Andre going back to Australia to see his mum n dad🤦🏼♂️
Last time NYE was decent, was the Early 90’s during the rave scene. I was in pharmaceuticals and made an absolute packet. I’ll probably be in bed for 11 tonight
Don’t let any of the fucking whopper pundits that hate city kid you on that this team isn’t one of, if not the best sides that there’s been in English football. Absolute pleasure to watch and making history every season. Domestic Treble you’ll never sing that😉😘💙🏆🏆🏆
2 guys in Levenshulme having an argument when the Asian guy accuses his white friend of being racist. “How can I be racist? I fucked a black brass on Saturday night” his response nearly made me choke on my sandwich
Twitter folk losing their minds over 2 wealthy n privileged ppl, getting paid a fortune to tell a billionaire on national TV how hard their lives have been.🙄
Was born in Manchester and I’ll die in Manchester. Any weather over 20 Celsius and it’s officially too hot. Bollocks weren’t designed for this type of weather. And yes I am a miserable bastard, I’ll save you the bother
A work colleague has gone missing in London. He took this photo before he left the hotel yesterday and was last seen weaving round soho around midnight. His beds not been slept in and he’s left his HIV meds in his room. Pls RT him mum is very worried.
I see ppl breaking lockdown rules everyday, have done since the beginning of it. Members from my own household have. Is it disappointing selfish behaviour ? Yes it is. I haven’t once but nor am I frothing at the mouth and trying to get ppl hounded n sacked, that would be weird.
Sir Billy Connolly says due to his Parkinson's diagnosis he is finished on stage, saying it was "lovely being good at it"
Understatement of the century. He'd still be 10 times better than most.
Was na bad on the telly either.
Here with Mel & Rowan on Not The Nine O'clock News
Good morning to everyone apart from John Aldridge. I hope he drank 2 litres of multi surface cleaner to console himself last night, stumbled into a rough part of Paris and was sodomised several times by North African migrants🙏🏻
I've been entirely in love with ex for a number of years and periodically text radio stations asking for dedications for us. Hearing our names read as a couple feels wonderful and for a split second it feels like we lasted. I miss them so much.
@YourMCFC
@ManCity
@JamesMilner
@VincentKompany
Never had a problem with James Milner, served the club well whilst he was here. The fact that he’s giving up his time to help raise money for the homeless in Mcr by playing in this testimonial, shows the type of person he is. Grow up n get over it would be my advice👍🏻